banazir
@banazir@lemmy.ml
- Comment on Can't wait. 18 hours ago:
What? Speak English.
- Comment on Can't wait. 23 hours ago:
A Fish
That’s actually spelled ‘ghoti’.
- Comment on Can't wait. 23 hours ago:
English-language spelling reform now.
- Comment on Stay in your lane 6 days ago:
One could ask the same of you, could they not?
- Comment on It's true 1 week ago:
Come one, that’s really cheesy.
- Comment on Hail math! 1 week ago:
Have you seen math? It’s the Devil’s play tool!
- Comment on Everytime 2 months ago:
A stunt so nice he filmed it twice.
Jackie is a crazy mofo.
- Comment on Anon misses flash 2 months ago:
Flash was trash that made the web almost unusable for a time. I was glad it died. Shit never properly worked anyway.
- Comment on Breaking: BAD 2 months ago:
I gave up after one episode and deleted my Netflix account.
- Comment on I gotcha, boss 2 months ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Huh. Imagine that. Thanks!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Is that Alexander Pushkin? Not the cat, the man.
- Comment on cool 2 months ago:
Literally nobody: POV: Bruh, not cool.
- Comment on That acronym tho 2 months ago:
Hah, the kids are alright.
- Comment on GEORGE GAME! 3 months ago:
I may have won the George Game, but in doing so I lost the Game. Now I know how Pyrrhus felt.
- Comment on Darwin was a real one. 3 months ago:
He did love eating every new animal he ran across.
- Comment on Darwin was a real one. 3 months ago:
I was actually making a joke about the hydrotherapy he used to treat his condition. It involved getting doused with 900 liters of cold water. I don’t think anyone caught my joke.
- Comment on Darwin was a real one. 3 months ago:
He sounds like he needs to take a cold shower.
- Comment on Yeah, right 3 months ago:
Some of the missions weren’t great, but otherwise it was a fantastic game. I do prefer the first one, personally, but the second one had some awesome power-ups.
- Comment on Yeah, right 3 months ago:
It’s actually funny, I could never play Fallout & Fallout 2 as an evil character because it made me feel bad. At the same time, I’d fire up Carmageddon & Carmageddon 2 and just mow down everything that walked or drove with utter glee. I’m sure there’s a psychological explanation for this dichotomy, but I sure don’t know what it is, and I’m in no mood to make guesses.
- Comment on Can anyone explain why? 3 months ago:
There’s this neat life hack where you drink enough and forget all about the taste - and most of the previous night, to boot!
I don’t actually drink though, tastes like shit.
- Comment on welp 4 months ago:
Have you ever argued on the Internet?
- Comment on Take a break from the nonsense and just relax 4 months ago:
In this economy?
- Comment on Doom 2016 forces you to accept 4 agreements before playing. 4 months ago:
Honestly? If you can, refund it and tell them why.
- Comment on Have YOU ever done this? 5 months ago:
I’m highly reclusive, so this happens a lot.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
I laughed way harder than I should have. Thanks!
- Comment on Everything has a bit of overlap 7 months ago:
Whoops, I made a typo. I’ll leave it in.
- Comment on Everything has a bit of overlap 7 months ago:
Is this a programming of physics joke?
- Comment on But why 7 months ago:
This is pretty much my experience with King. I highly appreciate his ability to consistently create great story ideas, but his actual writing is just kind of bad. Since he has so many books, there might be some good ones in there, but from what I’ve read I’m not impressed. Not that he needs to impress me, he’s done fine for himself.
- Comment on But why 7 months ago:
Snortin’ Whiskey, Drinkin’ Cocaine.
