banazir
@banazir@lemmy.ml
- Comment on Everytime 3 days ago:
A stunt so nice he filmed it twice.
Jackie is a crazy mofo.
- Comment on Anon misses flash 5 days ago:
Flash was trash that made the web almost unusable for a time. I was glad it died. Shit never properly worked anyway.
- Comment on Breaking: BAD 1 week ago:
I gave up after one episode and deleted my Netflix account.
- Comment on I gotcha, boss 1 week ago:
- Comment on especially to the hallucinations 1 week ago:
Huh. Imagine that. Thanks!
- Comment on especially to the hallucinations 1 week ago:
Is that Alexander Pushkin? Not the cat, the man.
- Comment on cool 1 week ago:
Literally nobody: POV: Bruh, not cool.
- Comment on That acronym tho 2 weeks ago:
Hah, the kids are alright.
- Comment on GEORGE GAME! 3 weeks ago:
I may have won the George Game, but in doing so I lost the Game. Now I know how Pyrrhus felt.
- Comment on Darwin was a real one. 4 weeks ago:
He did love eating every new animal he ran across.
- Comment on Darwin was a real one. 4 weeks ago:
I was actually making a joke about the hydrotherapy he used to treat his condition. It involved getting doused with 900 liters of cold water. I don’t think anyone caught my joke.
- Comment on Darwin was a real one. 4 weeks ago:
He sounds like he needs to take a cold shower.
- Comment on Yeah, right 4 weeks ago:
Some of the missions weren’t great, but otherwise it was a fantastic game. I do prefer the first one, personally, but the second one had some awesome power-ups.
- Comment on Yeah, right 4 weeks ago:
It’s actually funny, I could never play Fallout & Fallout 2 as an evil character because it made me feel bad. At the same time, I’d fire up Carmageddon & Carmageddon 2 and just mow down everything that walked or drove with utter glee. I’m sure there’s a psychological explanation for this dichotomy, but I sure don’t know what it is, and I’m in no mood to make guesses.
- Comment on Can anyone explain why? 1 month ago:
There’s this neat life hack where you drink enough and forget all about the taste - and most of the previous night, to boot!
I don’t actually drink though, tastes like shit.
- Comment on welp 1 month ago:
Have you ever argued on the Internet?
- Comment on Take a break from the nonsense and just relax 2 months ago:
In this economy?
- Comment on Doom 2016 forces you to accept 4 agreements before playing. 2 months ago:
Honestly? If you can, refund it and tell them why.
- Comment on Have YOU ever done this? 2 months ago:
I’m highly reclusive, so this happens a lot.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
I laughed way harder than I should have. Thanks!
- Comment on Everything has a bit of overlap 4 months ago:
Whoops, I made a typo. I’ll leave it in.
- Comment on Everything has a bit of overlap 4 months ago:
Is this a programming of physics joke?
- Comment on But why 4 months ago:
This is pretty much my experience with King. I highly appreciate his ability to consistently create great story ideas, but his actual writing is just kind of bad. Since he has so many books, there might be some good ones in there, but from what I’ve read I’m not impressed. Not that he needs to impress me, he’s done fine for himself.
- Comment on But why 4 months ago:
Snortin’ Whiskey, Drinkin’ Cocaine.
- Comment on Anon uses GOG 4 months ago:
GOG does have its issues and controversies, but it’s still the only online gaming store with conditions I find acceptable. If the game is not available DRM Free, I don’t need to play it.
- Comment on Borderlands 4 boss tells players "please get a refund from Steam if you aren't happy" as Randy Pitchford continues his very public crashout over the FPS's performance woes 5 months ago:
I generally have nothing but a deep sense of loathing for marketing, but I genuinely feel bad for the people who have to try smearing lipstick on this pig.
- Comment on Borderlands 4 boss tells players "please get a refund from Steam if you aren't happy" as Randy Pitchford continues his very public crashout over the FPS's performance woes 5 months ago:
Seems like the kind of guy I’d want in charge of my company. “Don’t buy my stuff” is some next level 4D marketing.
- Comment on Rust 5 months ago:
I happen to know multiple people who haven’t died.
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 6 months ago:
This brought to mind a collection of asshole admin stories from the early internet. With a bit of googling, it was The Bastard Operator From Hell. God, I haven’t thought of those since the 90s. I can’t believe I could even recall something like that.
Anyway, fuck users.
- Comment on Modern Windows in a nutshell 6 months ago:
I recently installed Windows 10 after a few years of Linuxing and holy shit, the updater is just bad. I had more fun running Gentoo updates back in early 2000’s. How is Windows updater so slow? How is it so bad at informing the user what’s going on? How is it that every open source package manager I’ve used handles update infinitely better? Microsoft has a lot engineers, what are they doing with their time? Why is it so bad? Like, just, why?
