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• Shellbeach@lemmy.world ⁨33⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I have a deer who visits my garden and only eats the flowers - not the plant of the flowers, mind you, just the fucking petals, in particular the poppies-, and the heads of my tomatoes… there’s grass the entire fucking place. Like, whhhhyyyyyy???

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  • RebekahWSD@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    If I only had grass to eat, which was everywhere, or the option to eat some tomatoes and flowers, I know which one I’d pick!

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• banazir@lemmy.ml ⁨41⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  One could ask the same of you, could they not?

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• its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Your inside once belonged to their outside, and they remember.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Shelter from the cold, shelter from the heat, shelter from the rain, seeing light where shouldn’t be any…

  Your house is a glowing cave of wonder and they want to investigate.

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• Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They get lost sometimes. They’re just silly little guys!

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A lost wasp made its way into my garage yesterday, and I couldn’t find the fly swatter, so I got creative with a leaf blower and sent him flying back outside.

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    • marighost@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I have one of those cordless vacuums. If it’s too big to get swatted, you gonna get the succ’d up, fool.

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  • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That alone does not explain how a total of 3 hornets have made it inside my running computer (through the missing IO shield) over the course of two years.

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    • lath@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Its buzzing may sound like a bee nest, so they may have been hunting for honey.

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• spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They wants some treats, and the treats aren’t in the outside

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