past tense read and toxic lead vs reading and leading if somebody doesn’t underntand
Can't wait.
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basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
joby@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Careful, though: reading (past tense of ‘to read’) doesn’t rhyme with Reading (place name)
dave@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
And leading (being in front) doesn’t rhyme with leading (the metal on a roof).
ChexMax@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Lol I did get it immediately after, but my instant thought was wait, read and lead don’t rhyme?
Shellbeach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I feel like I walked on a rack after a perfect catwalk reading you. Love it.
TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Adultery is not the opposite of infantry; whimsy is not an adjective; you can live together in an apartment; and the Midwest is in the Eastern US.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why can I be overwhelmed or underwhelmed, but not perfectly adequately whelmed?
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Nobody’s stopping you using “whelmed”. You can just start using it whenever the opportunity arises.
I use it occasionally, though normally not seriously, along with words where you have an “un” or "dis’, but no positive equivalent, e.g. “gusting” as a positive “disgusting”
Crewman@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Whelm and overwhelm are synonyms.
The way I learned it, is that people have a tendency to emphasize, so when became overwhelmed. You see the same thing with ‘good’, ‘great’, and 'epic’meaning the same thing within certain contexts.
CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
‘Jam’ can mean a fruit preserve, to play music, a stuck door, traffic, to cram something into something else, a tense situation, or to block a radio signal. All spelled and pronounced the same.
imadethis@fedinsfw.app 2 weeks ago
Just wait until you learn about ‘set.’
olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
the Midwest is in the Eastern US.
That actually makes sense because it’s from the point of view of Europe.
clabru@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
Just as middle east and western Asia are the same region
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
It is from the POV of the original colonies.
IronKrill@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
the Midwest is in the Eastern US.
This explains some of my US geography confusion over the years…
BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Midwest is not a place, it is a People.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Qu’est-ce que c’est ?
That’s the ubiquitous “what’s that” in French. All languages are evil to newcomers.
You’re welcome.
mech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
In German, “jemanden umfahren” means drive around someone,
while “jemanden umfahren” means run someone over.basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
That’s an artificial sentence. We never drive around people
Scrollone@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
In Italian we also have a similar phrase: “Cos’è che è?”
Luckily, it’s only in spoken language because it’s considered a bit “wrong”.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
But what the fuck is that, bro?
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
I would like to recommend Highly Irregular: Why Tough, Through, and Dough Don’t Rhyme—And Other Oddities of the English Language.
It’s a pretty quick read and it explains exactly how the English language became such a mess. For each thing that doesn’t make sense, it provides a reason that explains it. Short version: the timing of the Great Vowel Shift relative to the invention of the printing press really screwed it over. There’s quite a bit more (Norman invasion in particular), but that was what codified all the badness.
Learning the “why” of so many previously preposterous language and spelling rules was gratifying and enlightening. They’re still preposterous but slightly less maddening now.
There’s also an excellent podcast interview with the author on 99% Invisible. Check it out. It made me buy the book and I definitely recommend it every time a post like this comes up.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
IMO, the more important reason is that English is crusty af. Lots of languages had massive changes since the printing press was invented, but that didn’t stop them from changing their orthography. Germany even had an official spelling reform in the 1990s.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
Note: Changed my mind but preserved initial reaction:
No. Read the book. Other languages had their massive shifts before or after the printing press. English evolved at roughly the same time. That caused chaos. While other languages solidified in advance, and others solidified after, the english language was evolving at the same time that rules were written. It’s a perfect disaster (those who know, know. great song. great album).
Not direct support for my argument, just context:
The standardization of English spelling began in the 15th and 16th centuries; the Great Vowel Shift is the major reason English spellings now often deviate considerably from how they represent pronunciations.
Back to commenter (so it doesn’t look like I’m joining different quotes):
Germany even had an official spelling reform in the 1990s.
I’ve never heard of this, so maybe I’m wrong / uninformed.
I’ll look into it because I truly believe that language shapes thought and this is interesting to me.The German orthography reform of 1996 (Reform der deutschen Rechtschreibung von 1996) was a change to German spelling and punctuation that was intended to simplify German orthography, thereby making it easier to learn,[1] without substantially changing the rules familiar to users of the language.
Wow. That’s so incredible and impossible where I live (USA) that I’m dumbstruck at the pragmatism of it. I was wrong. Fuck England and the USA (as always!).
“German orthography reform of 1996”[1]
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Those three are even all from the old vocabulary, they all have German cognates: zäh, durch, Teig
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
At least English doesn’t have a “she” table, a “he” refrigerator, and a “neutral” lamp for everything.
Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
First of all tables are male, and secondly at least we spell things close to how they are pronounced in german
Scrollone@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
In Italian tables are gender fluid. You can have “la tavola” e “il tavolo”.
Surfing? It’s a female: la tavola da surf.
Eating? Male: il tavolo.
Table as a metonymy for eating: la tavola (WTF?!)
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Hes policemanning
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
I was going to say it’s different because police officers are people, but they’re not.
banazir@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
English-language spelling reform now.
IMALlama@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But let’s only do it in some English speaking countries and not others! I am joking, but this is one of the reasons why American English has diverged from British English.
Relevant xkcd:
kamen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Maybe start with the fact that not all words in use in English are English words.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Or that people in different parts of the world say/spell words differently and we inconsistently applied it:
Kernel and Colonel were the same rank but we took the pronunciation of the first and the spelling of the latter.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s phunny how fotographs phunction in filosofy.
There is nothing more useless than ph.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
until youre being eaten alive by acid
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is also funny.
Randelung@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
read deed redemption, the farm flipper spinoff.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
reed deed redemption: a game about the ownership of a plant
daannii@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Base and bass (sound the same) and bass (sounds different)
Foundation
Instrument /deep sound
A Fish
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“You said you were a great bass player!”
Me struggling to hold onto a huge wet slippery fish “Grimmie a second, geez!”
banazir@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
A Fish
That’s actually spelled ‘ghoti’.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
i still remember the best joke i told my entire time in college. a professor was talking about turnpikes and asked if anyone knew what a pike was, with a specific answer in mind..
well, i knew what a pike was
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worst part was i played DnD, i knew exactly what he was asking. i just saw a low hanging fruit and an opportunity to be a smartass and you really can’t set me up like that.
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Como enemigo número uno del Inglés, this post feels validating to me.
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Time de inimigos do inglês
dismay3915@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
As someone who speaks 3 languages, I can confirm english is a weak ass language.
It’s strong point is that daily and normal speech and formal writing or speech are almost the same. Thats not the case with most languages, specially the older and more complex ones.
Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I kind of like how it’s ever changing and evolving, I know that sours some people’s pickles but I think it’s neat. I like how it incorporates and is built on so many other languages. I enjoyed reading a short story posted here a while ago that progressively walked backwards in time as a language and it was really neat to me. I’m an idiot though so most other languages probably do this also.
Bluewing@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
American English has never be bashful about filing the serial numbers off a word and then claiming it as our own. It can lead, (lead/lead/led?) to confusion even among us native speakers. At least until we sort it out.
Personally I blame the French, (for no reason other than I can), for all the ills in the English language.
dismay3915@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s the indication of a healthy and alive language.
English has the most speakers and is the scientific and professional language of the world currently. So it is the most up to date and alive one currently.
6244901@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Do u happen to speak german? I’m studying it rn and it’s making me very grateful we live in an English speaking world :/
dismay3915@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
While german is hard and weird, but it’s not far harder than english.
I used to know german but never used it and lost the muscle.
I speak Persian(Farsi), Arabic and English. I tried to learn Japanese and Chinese (mandarin) for a while but I just gave up.
I’m glad we’re not speaking Mandarin as our common language. It’s one of the least interesting languages and objectively the hardest languages I’ve seen. At least Japanese has it’s beauties, but I couldn’t find them in Mandarin.
Ichiro_kun@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My brain got fired while reading this. 🗿
AnalogRegression@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In the ever so pretensious words of Walt Whitman…
“English is the greatest language ever!! It’s as great as life itself! Also death!”
FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In a way I think these things are what make English a beautiful and poetic language
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
English is a bastard offspring of a four way language orgy.
thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
My daughter is filled with laughter
Flower@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
It is in the end parts of French, Latin, Dutch, German and Norse duct-taped together and forced into a trenchcoat.
Gorilladrums@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Posts like this are so ignorant because they’re based on the false premise that English was made to be the global language, when it’s not. It was made as a result of the mixing of Germans, Scandinavians, Celts, and French people on a gloomy isolated island in the corner of Europe for thousands of years. It’s a language that was evolved by those people, and thus it contains a lot of their linguistic quirks coming together.
Every single language has quirks like this. For example, I also speak Arabic, and people are always shocked when I tell them that an Arabic speaker from Iraq and an Arab speaker from Morocco cannot understand each other because Arabic dialects are basically different languages. THey’re only unified by standard Arabic, which most Arabic speakers don’t use in their day to day lives. It’s basically a language that’s only used to communicate with other Arabs.
English only got to where it is because of a unique situation in history where the language was used by not one, but two global hegemons. Not only that but those hegemons happened to be the most of the powerful in history, and they ruled back to back. That’s what spread and cemented English into the global language it is today.
khanh@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I genuinely read that as ba-se-lin-e
dalekcaan@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
pheelicks@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I don’t think anything comes as close to showcasing the extend of this pronunciation ridiculousness as the poem “The Chaos” by Gerard Nolst Trenité which is said to contain about 800 examples.
6244901@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
So? Eminem makes all the words in the English language rhyme so balance is restored in the world
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Wait… how do you pronounce vaseline?
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
PONY AND FUCKING BOLOGNA!!
gnufuu@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
_stranger_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
comb bomb tomb tome come
only two of these rhyme.
hakase@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
This entire thread is /c/badlinguistics.
balian@lemmy.libertarianfellowship.org 2 weeks ago
It is weird how this kind of writing won out in Europe when it literally had exposure from all sides to far better more sensible scripts.
unitedwithme@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
English can certainly be difficult! It can understood through tough thorough thought though throughout the learning process.
Thteven@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If y’all ain’t get the gist of it y’ain’t thunk it thru enuff.
Curiousfur@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This was the easiest sentence to parse out for me…
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No. It’s shit
cattywampas@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He said in English.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 weeks ago
English is the most adaptable language in the world. England got colonised something like seven different times up until the mediaeval age. The language that came out of the end of that process is precision designed to accommodate unfamiliar words and grammar. There’s no better language to put a loanword into. And it’s really easy to invent new grammar for English, which is why English has the most neopronouns.
English has sacrificed its logic and structure to grow fluidity.
farmgineer@nord.pub 2 weeks ago
Reading that gave me a tough hiccough.
BossDj@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
unitedwithme@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Yeah I never understood that one myself