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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • OozingPositron@feddit.cl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I hate this language so much.

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    • Typotyper@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      England has been invaded and conquered 4 times (?). The language is a mess of leftover words and crammer.

      Celts Romans Angle Saxons (Jutes) Vikings Normans

      martinpollins.com/…/the-waves-of-invaders-who-sha…

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      • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        the main problem with english is that they invented printing first, and then had massive changes in vowel pronunciations lmao

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  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    …it’s because of all the colonising and stealing of words.

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    • cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No ironically it has far more to do with being colonized than colonizing, although when you go that far back the distinction between terms like English, Norman, or Anglo-Saxon get a little fuzzy.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why didn’t they steal sometbing to replace read and lead?

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  • Draegur@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    vaseline sounds like it should have been spelled vasilene but the i and the e got switched as a funny prank and it stuck.

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  • BCsven@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Great podcast.

    waywordradio.org

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  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, one is a compound noun and the other is a trademark that became a common word.

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  • quips@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    All languages are beautiful

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  • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Would good food nude be lewd?

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  • LSNLDN@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    All the good will that I had had had had no effect on my disdain for this language

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  • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s mostly the orthography being horrifically out of date and not being designed well

    Bāslyn Vaselín

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  • MithranArkanere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Use the International Phonetic Alphabet.

    /rɛːd/, /riːd/
    /ˈlɛd/, /ˈlɛd/

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    • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      English has no rules, we should all revel in the chaos rather than having our language be stringently defined.

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  • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Stanard Reply to this: ncf.idallen.com/english.html

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  • Batmancer@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve seen this before, this time I chose to make the statements false by rhyming and not rhyming where appropriately or inappropriately acceptable.

    I don’t know why I did this, maybe just for fun being silly.

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  • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Past tense lead (as in a horse to water) is led, though

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    • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dunno if oblivious but it’s
      Lead (metal) and to lead (a horse)

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      • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I had just woken from a nap before commenting, brain dumb

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