Thebeardedsinglemalt
@Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
- Comment on Music just isn't good anymore 12 hours ago:
Much like every YouTube comment section for an SNL skit has at least 147 “SNL hasn’t been good since…” comments.
Of course 95% of the rest of the comments are literally nothing but them typing out a funny line followed by 🤣😂
- Comment on Hello 911, it's me again 13 hours ago:
It’s ribbing on the bottom
- Comment on Nobody wants to work anymore... 13 hours ago:
My mom says this shit all the time. “Just be glad you have a job” is like excusing being in an abusive relationship because being single sucks
- Comment on Nobody wants to work anymore... 15 hours ago:
Nobody wants to be paid minimum wage standing on their feet for 8 straight hours with a 5 minute break while a bunch of over-entitled Karens yell at them because an expired coupon won’t work.
- Comment on Damn straight! 19 hours ago:
FAIR PAY is difficult when the exec team funnels the money to themselves. Funding of their raises/bonuses shouldn’t be at the expense of ours
- Comment on Can't wait. 2 days ago:
Would good food nude be lewd?
- Comment on The Matrix 2 days ago:
It’s not about the better option, it’s which one is least worst
- Comment on GOAT 5 days ago:
There was rumor going around that the falling out was purely over a piece of real estate the orange kid fucker wanted that the other kid fucker bought.
- Comment on GOAT 5 days ago:
Don’t forget that “alleged” goat fucker also managed to convince other people that drag queens were the REAL goat fuckers so they would harass and terrorise said drag queens based solely on his word.
- Comment on An 82-year-old YouTuber grandma was raided by police and SWATs during her live stream last night where she plays Minecraft to raise money for her grandsons cancer. Authorities brought 20 police cars 1 week ago:
When seconds count, they’re an hour away
- Comment on Example 1 week ago:
During the campaign there was a good series of photos showing the difference between them.
The Obamas looking happy and loving, engaging eachother. The Bidens looking happy and loving. Those 2 shitbirds looking like miserable fucks.
- Comment on Example 1 week ago:
He wants to eliminate green card marriages and natural birth citizenship.
His latest wife is a green card marriage and his mother was an immigrant.
- Comment on Break the conditioning, maximize your horsepower. 2 weeks ago:
If you wanna save money from buying Gatorade? Sprinkle a tad bit of salt in tap water. That’s the amount of electrolytes the average person uses. If you need a little flavor the squirt a bit of mio.
- Comment on Remember, they are the good guys. These are just the US ones. 2 weeks ago:
Hey, check CIA-backed coups 40-80 years and how those countries turned out in the last 25 years
- Comment on Remember, they are the good guys. These are just the US ones. 2 weeks ago:
Hiring of Nazis after WWII, after inspiring them before WWII.
Don’t leave out Unit 731, where they did shit that would make the Nazi’s look like Jr high science experiments by comparison…who were given the exact same deals as Paperclipped Nazis
- Comment on Gold 2 weeks ago:
Like I told the VP who marked every single email as High Importance…when everything is important, nothing is important
- Comment on Gold 2 weeks ago:
Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most don’t use it.
- Comment on Doomer 2 weeks ago:
SingleMalt is a type of scotch
- Comment on Doomer 2 weeks ago:
Maybe that calendar wasn’t the end of the world, just when the end started.
- Comment on Doomer 2 weeks ago:
Anyone who says otherwise is selling something
- Comment on Doomer 2 weeks ago:
Yep, we’re already last the tipping point. Enjoy what ya got while it still exists because we are fucked
- Comment on Doomer 2 weeks ago:
Do what I do. Stockpile stuff to get through the first 2-4 weeks. But have your house sabotaged in such a way that anything useful to anyone is destroyed, eat a fistful of sleeping pills and a deadmans switch to burn the whole thing down.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
“Just asking questions” had become the go-to response for people who are being utter dicks about something until they’re proven wrong or someone stands up to em.
It’s like the mild equivalent of someone saying “it’s just a prank bro”
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
More accurately…
Who wants to claim to be a superior intellectual?
Who is capable of explaining their opinions beyond repeating the same talking points they’be been fed?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Where is that giant meteor…
- Comment on Immaculate 3 weeks ago:
What are the odds this guy attacks Boebert with the same tenacity…
- Comment on Immaculate 3 weeks ago:
It’s been a while since I read it, but the relationship she had was completely above board.
- Comment on Immaculate 3 weeks ago:
Most of the people I’ve ever encountered who were hardcore DEI=Didint Earn It
…either got their job at a family-run business, via friends who gifted them a job they were under qualified for, or legitimately banged their way in and up.
It’s like when NIL was established for college football, and the $EC started bitching about schools “buying” their rosters… despite it being an open, poorly kept secret their boosters have been buying players for them for decades
- Comment on How worried should we be about hantavirus right now? 3 weeks ago:
Or trust that the people who’s actual job to handle this problem will do what they need to.
How well did that work out for us during COVID
- Comment on this is real btw 3 weeks ago:
CROW!
