Thebeardedsinglemalt

@Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨📡📡📡⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s one of the things I didn’t like about gal gadisreal’s version of Wonder woman. Her whole costume is half a step above a bikini with how skimpy it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rough date⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Every girl I’ve ever known who tried 5 shots of vodka was crying by 3 and throwing up while taking #5.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rough date⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Getting a date is a lot harder for a guy.

  As a non-fit-bro-adonis I have to out shittons of effort into my profile to make it stand out. It’s pretty grating when 70% of the women in scrolling through have the same generic-ass answers while also saying “I’m not like other women”

  • Thinks liking the Office is a personality trait

  • “Go on Adventures”

  • “Fluent in sarcasm”

  • States what their love language is

  • What I order for the table: “Chips and queso!” Or “Margs and queso!”

  • Simple pleasures: “clean sheets and coffee”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Women: can get off 7-10 times in a row

  Men: busts once, needs an hour and a Gatorade before they can go again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"rags"😍⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I still have no idea what the fuck anyone is saying! I can’t tell if something important is happening or if if this is just a conversation between 3 people who had massive strokes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You need to think long term⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Forever ago, in a post about “applying for jobs after graduating college” tips on Ask[fuckyouspez], I suggested creating a new email address like FirstName.MI.LastName and use that for applying to jobs, definitely don’t use your old email like Xx_PussyDestroyer420_xX@hotmail.com.

  I got banned from the sub for violating their rule of “don’t post emails addresses”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"If you can't afford to tip 40%, then don't eat out"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The last time I ate at Steak n Shake, you order from a kiosk, fill your drink at the soda fountain, pick up your own food from a window, and bus your own table. Those fucks had the audacity to suggest a 20% tip at the kiosk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weird⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And the only friends you have are the people you’ve been talking to you for the past 20 years.

  Mostly because it’s impossible to make new friends over the age of 40

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What was the internet like before Y2K happened ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh they were! I had a huge collection of those full suite proggies, a couple different punters, phishing tools, and servers. I even programmed my own punter at one point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So unfair⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I live by myself in a house, and even when hitting a vape I feel compelled to either blow it out a door/window or directly into a bathroom fan

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What was the internet like before Y2K happened ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  First got AOL in maybe 1995/1996. That was back during the days of dial up and 1 phone line per house. Where you could be in online chats, then get knocked off because someone called your house. Finding your way into Warez/Server/Zeraw rooms run by AOL proggies like Fate-X and getting the first exposure to piracy. That’s how I first learned VB programmingz Photoshop with EyeCandy, and Bryce 3D in Jr High. It’s also my PC got crazy viruses. This had to be downloaded in from 10+ volumes via WinRAR. The game changer was when AOL finally added download resume so if you got knocked offline by a phone call when the download was at 90% you could simply resume it instead of having to restart. And you could queue email downloads, so you could have 20+ email queued and let it download overnight.

  The shit storm hit one summer when AOL user base increased faster than they could expand and it was nothing but busy signals trying to connect. They eventually caught up but it was baaad.

  Then came the era of “free” dialup internet services where it was a matter of having some ad bars run whole connected…but there were ways around that. Then About 2 year later cable internet started becoming common.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Almomd milk tastes like spit, btw. Cashew milk is better.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually now prefer almond milk over real milk. Low carb, I already like almonds, and it lasts for like 3 months

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aerosol⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And there was that whole thing about trying to make cars burn a little cleaner so you could actually see from 1 side of a major city to another

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Retirement Plan 🕛⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I ran the numbers for your retirement. Have you considered dying young?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon does some genealogy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is Anti-DEI, but pissed he doesn’t get things handed to him solely based on how he was born

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True words of wisdom⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only mildly related but during COVID I loved the comparison of wearing masks and peeing in proximity to people.

  If you’re 1 foot apart, and neither of us is wearing pants, I’ll pee all over you. If neither is wearing pants but we’re 6 feet apart, and the very worst you might get minor splashed on your shoes. If we’re within a foot, and only you are wearing pants, I’ll piss all over your pants. If only I’m wearing pants, I’ll piss myself. If we’re both wearing pants, then it doesn’t matter who pisses their pants it’ll all be contained.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's a no⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like most things, a zipper merge works only if EVERYONE is abiding by it. Much like they tested and found out that a plane can have all passengers boarded and seated with luggage in about 15 minutes…if everyone followed the rules. But know, every damn over-entitled Karen, Jaxson, MacKhenzie and the rest of their ilk feel the rules don’t apply to them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Suicide by obedience⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d like to see a breakdown of statistics for cops in the last 20 years

  • Former military who want that thrill again

  • Peaked in high school C-student athletes/bullies who want to keep being an asshole

  • Ties to white supremacy

  • The 3% who genuinely wanted to keep their cities safe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Conservative values⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Clearly their in /lib

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Conservative values⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Paint the roller red white and blue and call it the FREEDOM ROLLER but the people in front are Gays, non Christians, non whites, legal immigrants and see if the irony shines through

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Conservative values⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  think of the children

  That’s a group that should be thinking a little about the children

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Conservative values⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love the ones who argue sanctity of marriage or usually on their 2nd marriage or ooze with infidelity.

  2 right-wingers I used to work with…

  • Person A cheated on his first wife with his now 2nd wife while she was married to his friend, and they had kids out of wedlock together

  • Person B notoriously cheated on his first wife for years.

  • Person B’s current wife got divorced once for infidelity, had a kid out of wedlock with a different guy, banged her already-married boss at work, conveniently got promoted to his position when he left, screwed around with at least 1 of her subordinates who she then started sleeping with person B.

  But yeah, 2 dudes blowing each other is what ruined marriage…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Music just isn't good anymore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Much like every YouTube comment section for an SNL skit has at least 147 “SNL hasn’t been good since…” comments.

  Of course 95% of the rest of the comments are literally nothing but them typing out a funny line followed by 🤣😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello 911, it's me again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s ribbing on the bottom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nobody wants to work anymore...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My mom says this shit all the time. “Just be glad you have a job” is like excusing being in an abusive relationship because being single sucks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nobody wants to work anymore...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody wants to be paid minimum wage standing on their feet for 8 straight hours with a 5 minute break while a bunch of over-entitled Karens yell at them because an expired coupon won’t work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn straight!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  FAIR PAY is difficult when the exec team funnels the money to themselves. Funding of their raises/bonuses shouldn’t be at the expense of ours

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't wait.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Would good food nude be lewd?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Matrix⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not about the better option, it’s which one is least worst

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GOAT⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There was rumor going around that the falling out was purely over a piece of real estate the orange kid fucker wanted that the other kid fucker bought.