Thebeardedsinglemalt
@Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
- Comment on but who would be the president of the bean party? 5 days ago:
- Comment on What a night 5 days ago:
How dare he talk about non-white non-straigh-cis non-christians FREEDOMS.
/S
- Comment on This guy already voted, did you ? 6 days ago:
- Comment on The Elder Scrolls VI: Official Name Reveal 6 days ago:
8 years ago we got mountains.
Today we got a title.
8 years from now, do we get an expected release date that will change 5 times?
- Comment on why i love my country 1 week ago:
Never forget focks nooz often only referred to him as Obama during his presidency.
Then they would lose their fucking shit anytime anyone didn’t address the orange pedo as President.
What a bunch of fragile snowflakes
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Are the cats at least safe
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Ah the person who argues the minutiae of raping underage kids
- Comment on 1 week ago:
They can smell their own
- Comment on name too hard? brain go ouch! Vote red. 1 week ago:
Or they’re iSSe
- Comment on After all, why not? 2 weeks ago:
You can cut your finger off at the 2nd knuckle or the 3rd knuckle.
- Comment on Welcome to my first podcast episode! 2 weeks ago:
As a guy with a big beard, good thing I wear headbands while at home 😒
- Comment on Welcome to my first podcast episode! 2 weeks ago:
Dildos
- Comment on Welcome to my first podcast episode! 2 weeks ago:
Pretty funny too, seeing a tough guy try to scare you by flashing the symbol of his favorite comic book character.
100% it’s only his favorite comic character but has never touched a comic, and maybe only watched clips from the shows. His only exposure is seeing gross misinterpretations by roght-wingers and other dickless chuds
- Comment on Welcome to my first podcast episode! 2 weeks ago:
Makes up roughly 30% of the population
Whines about not being 100% of the representation in media
- Comment on He saved the world. 2 weeks ago:
Tells the cop he doesn’t know the person they’re looking for…then immediately walks directly to his friend and points directly at the cop
- Comment on What I Imagine Taylor Swift Fans Eat 3 weeks ago:
My mom’s the same way, except she can only taste the onion when being told it’s in the dish…even when there is none
- Comment on What I Imagine Taylor Swift Fans Eat 3 weeks ago:
That chicken is so white it"s served with a glass of white wine and xanax
- Comment on Anon joins girl's night 3 weeks ago:
If they do…just roll with it
- Comment on Anon joins girl's night 3 weeks ago:
“inclusivity” is like the antithesis of 4chan
- Comment on Wealth inequality will destroy America. 4 weeks ago:
More accurately, the lower 50% is forced to fight over some cheese stuck to the lid and the grease- soaked bottom of the cardboard box.
- Comment on What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share? 4 weeks ago:
Blue eyes in humans were the result of a mutation. Due to less pigment than average eyes are more sensitive to glare and bright light
- Comment on What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share? 4 weeks ago:
It’s also kinda funny how the most common rifle rounds are smaller calibre than 9mm, so if you ignore all the other metrics, most handguns shoot “bigger” bullets than most rifles.
.22lr and 5.56 NATO projectiles are practically the same diameter.
- Comment on What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share? 4 weeks ago:
Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is technically a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in Fruit Salad
- Comment on The cheap ones leave the best residue 4 weeks ago:
Here in Ohio cheap unleaded is around 3.70, but only because the red governor
purely out of the kindness of his heart and to ease the burden of the constituents he cares souch aboutrecognized it’s 1 month til the midterm elections and suspended the gas tax for 90 days - Comment on Troll toll 4 weeks ago:
[casually doing karate moves across the stage]
- Comment on Troll toll 4 weeks ago:
There is no quicker way for people to think that you’re diddling kids than by writing a song about it!
- Comment on 103°F in Los Angeles all week 5 weeks ago:
Millennial and genz ageism. Which makes me wonder what’ll happen when the last GenXer dies, millennials are still whining about student loans and not being able to afford a house
- Comment on Anon has beef with Nickelodeon 5 weeks ago:
I used to watch Get Smart, F Troop, Bonanza, and Gilligan’s Island on Nick At Night growing up.
Get Smart, Dick van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore, Green Acre, Mr Ed
- Comment on How our patience level has changed 5 weeks ago:
Those AOL CDs you got in the mail.
- Comment on The Billionaires have spent a fortune making sure you hate Socialism. 5 weeks ago:
It never was right vs left, it never was generational. That’s just what everyone has been duped into arguing over. And they love it. Because while people under 40 are bitching about all their problems being because caused by anyone over the age of 70, those ultra wealthy kid-fuckers and laughing their asses off funneling more tax dollars into their bank accounts
