Thebeardedsinglemalt
@Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
- Comment on idiot you tuber leaving his 50 cal on the ground pointed at the picnic table 3 hours ago:
Where’s his wE tHe PeOpLe tattoo?
- Comment on They have already decided to promote an existing employee. But play the "search" game and screw you 1 day ago:
Not necessarily…a lot of places will only hire from within so they don’t actually have to pay market prices to attract outside talent.
- Comment on "Gen Z won't understand this but back in my day, if you ever saw as many ads as you do on social media today, it meant you had at least 3 viruses on your computer" 3 days ago:
Even safer, add NoScript to your Firefox form of choice
- Comment on Do you think that Trump is the most hated U.S. president? 3 days ago:
Ran on a platform of hate, sowed deceit on specific groups on undesirables to rounded up and be thrown into camps by a secret police, openly invading other countries
- Comment on Do you think that Trump is the most hated U.S. president? 3 days ago:
Who also sat back while Cheney gave himself no-bid contracts to basically control the middle east.
- Comment on Belgium national team's officialsocial media post after beating theUSA national team in the World Cup:"Overturn this" 5 days ago:
Didn’t he make a big deal about all the great work he did to get the World Cup here 🤣🤣
- Comment on Belgium national team's officialsocial media post after beating theUSA national team in the World Cup:"Overturn this" 5 days ago:
It has nothing to do with politicians doing politician things. It has to do with a narcissistic megalomaniacal snowflake who has to make everything about himself, take credit for shit he has nothing to do with and only knows how to cheat and get away with it.
- Comment on Belgium national team's officialsocial media post after beating theUSA national team in the World Cup:"Overturn this" 5 days ago:
Now the real question…has the orange kid-fucker lashed out about this yet? How many times has be blamed it on Dems, Biden, has he mentioned Obama yet?
- Comment on Belgium national team's officialsocial media post after beating theUSA national team in the World Cup:"Overturn this" 5 days ago:
You’d think he’d have learned his lesson from the Knicks game
That’s implying he’s capable of learning the lesson and not just lashing out because that dementia-ridden puddle where a brain is usually located can’t comprehend he’s not 100% right all the time
- Comment on what of it? 🤨 5 days ago:
k?
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Dubya was in the Texas Air National Guard.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Untrue. That’s only when they’re critical of anything a republican does/did. Meanwhile these same chuckle-fucks wear t-shirts and cover their pickup with decals about how much they hate a Democrat or completely misrepresenting a left-leaning suggestion.
- Comment on This guy managed the movie theater I worked at in high school. 1 week ago:
It’s apparently a local custom in Texas to go to a wedding dresses in blue jeans, a white shirt, your boots and whatever cowboy hat you wear. Meanwhile everyone else who doesn’t know what fucking a cow feels like is wearing at least a tie.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Send them to Iran for complaining about the economy
I can get behind this…send captain bone spurs and every other flag-wavin magat support the troops fucktard who complains about the economy and blames it on Biden. Fuck them. Let them fight for the freedoms they seem to not shut the fuck up about
- Comment on Anon hits bedrock 1 week ago:
Who drove a rust-bucket car with an odometer that rolled over to zeroes.
The family was jokingly on the brink of starvation and would fight over a scrap of food.
They celebrated when they paid the water bill and had it turned back on.
It’s well known Al only owns less than 5 pairs of socks and pairs of underwear with most of his clothes falling apart.
Despite owning a house it’s been said over and over that it’s an eyesore in disrepair from the outside.
The family routinely gets involved in scams and schemes to get money.
But most important of all…it’s a fictitious, satirical television show
- Comment on Anon hits bedrock 1 week ago:
Who drove a rust-bucket car with an odometer that rolled over to zeroes.
The family was jokingly on the brink of starvation and would fight over a scrap of food.
They celebrated when they paid the water bill and had it turned back on.
It’s well known Al only owns less than 5 pairs of socks and pairs of underwear with most of his clothes falling apart.
Despite owning a house it’s been said over and over that it’s an eyesore in disrepair from the outside.
The family routinely gets involved in scams and schemes to get money
- Comment on Before the revolution 1 week ago:
Stripping away rights from women
- Comment on Mighty fine 1 week ago:
Imagine you give your husband a mouthie at night, then you get up and crawl into your separate bed
- Comment on Mighty fine 1 week ago:
10 years ago I watched the movie Lovelace starring Amanda Seyfried about the porno, Deep Throat. I’d never seen the original so after watching the movie I looked it up. The real Linda Lovelace looked like she was at least in her mid-30s but she was about 23.
Cigarettes will do that to a person
- Comment on Fuck yea bro! 1 week ago:
Or, and hear me out…just wear boxer briefs.
Most underwear brands now have lines that include a nut pouch. I first saw it on the brand SAXX, which I do love. But even down to jockey and Hanes I think, they now offer these styles.
- Comment on molly for better socials 1 week ago:
I’ve also noticed how some older movies can feel quite sexist or abusive towards women.
That’s a bit of an issue of this movie, and a lot of other movies of the era. Sexual assault was so normalized it’s usually played for laughs, and is often a reason people use the phrase this film can’t be made today. One of which is the original Revenge of the Nerds. I’m going to guess you haven’t seen that one either, but just some minor examples without real spoilers…not only does a group install cameras in the showers of a women’s dorm and causally watch them with someone underage, but they also openly sell nude stills of those women in the shower on campus without consent and the worst thing that happens is one of their boyfriends gets casually mad…and it’s never mentioned again.
- Comment on molly for better socials 1 week ago:
Which is further supported when Vernon pulls him into the back room and tells him what a chicken shit he really is, begging Bender to punch him in the face…and all Bender can do is start to cower.
- Comment on Yes, yes they are 1 week ago:
One Sunday morning I walked out into my ex’s open garage and sitting in there was a stray dog. Her neck fur had a mark as though someone recently pulled off her collar and dumped her on the back road. I calmly approached the dog and turns out she was the sweetest doggo and instantly got along with my ex’s other 2 dogs. She rarely barked and would always just walk up to some, sit and wait to get petted. Even the ex’s dad who doesn’t like dogs eventually warmed up to her because of how sweet she was.
Weeks later we took her to an event downtown on an unseasonably hot fall afternoon beer fest. That dog wanted nothing more than to just get pet by as many people as possible. Sitting outside a brewery was a worker sitting in a chair almost drenched in sweat looking like he hated life. She walked up to him, sat down and looked at him, and he instantly smiled.
Working one of the beer tents was an interim director of HR who was one of the most miserable shit-birds I ever had the displeasure to work with. Did nothing but complain about everything and everyone, blindly blamed everyone for things she simply didn’t understand, I even nearly got written up because this lady didn’t take the time to read my explanation about an error report when new employees are loaded into a benefits system. Even the dog wanted nothing to do with that miserable fuck.
I’ll trust the dogs to be a better judge of character than half the mouthbreathers who vote at the polls.
- Comment on A patriotic cocktail for real Americans 2 weeks ago:
Better buy stock in blue fruit rollups
- Comment on A patriotic cocktail for real Americans 2 weeks ago:
Busch light, if you’re into closeted homosexuality and beating your wife.
Busch light is the go-to beer for mouth breathers who boycotted Bud Light when they acknowledged a trans person exists.
- Comment on Operation enduring algae 2 weeks ago:
Even the left made frogs PoLiTiCaL
- Comment on Upgrade 2 weeks ago:
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The torch is replaced with a phone of her taking a selfie
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Has the fake way-too-thicc-ass
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Had a wE tHe PeOpLe forearm tattoo
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- Comment on Sound of silence 2 weeks ago:
Maybe bud light before they acknowledged a trans person existed. Now these cousin-fuckers exclusively drink Busch Light
- Comment on Sound of silence 2 weeks ago:
Yeah let’s go for a semi-relaxing float down the river…oh look 2 dipshit trashy rednecks blasting their shitty country/hip-hop playlist over a cheap Walmart amp-sized speaker with the sound quality of a flip phone.
I swear the next time I go on one of those I need an air pistol that only shoots small darts. Fire one at the float carrying that speaker and just float on happy.
- Comment on Femality is stored in the nipples 2 weeks ago:
You say peak of the series but it still lacks the massive purple dildo from later games