I’m sorry you died. Seems like your recovery is going well.
I once did a toke at a party and then I died true story
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harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 2 years ago
those teens didn’t die, and in fact rose up 3 hours later to eat everything in the house
halvar@lemm.ee 2 years ago
They rose up 3 days later
dankm@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
I once caught gay from a used marijuana needle. Never again. Took a lot of prayer and fasting to make that go away. Ban it. Ban it all!
(/s, of course. Shouldn’t be necessary but this is the internet…)
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Did you freebase the devil’s lettuce from the needle or did you huff it from a used crack pipe you found in a medical refuse bin
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
The evil electric cabbage
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I know someone who died from huffing heroin pills.
z00s@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You gotta get one of those used crack pipes, otherwise you’re missing out on the extra flavour
frezik@midwest.social 2 years ago
That’s it, I’ll never do marijuana injections again.
Daxtron2@startrek.website 2 years ago
You should’ve just donean MMS enema, would’ve cleared the gay right up
UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 2 years ago
5 lies in only 3 sentences…
Impressive
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s only deadly if you inject the nug directly into your veins though.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Snorting it is the only safe way, I hear.
slickgoat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Luckily I only inject directly into the penis. Not mine, but definitely a penis.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 years ago
But don’t grind it down first.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Well yeah. If you cause a blockage, and then a rupture, I guess you could cause internal bleeding that if ignored would eventually kill you.
However, thats just suicide with more painful, longer lasting, and confusing steps.
grandel@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Tbf, almost anything will kill you, once injected into your veins.
yokonzo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Bitch that’s barely a gram
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That mini bag probably weighs more than the micro nugget it contains.
Yay microplastics!
jaybone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I just smoke the microplastics and inject the weed into my nutsack.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
No, it’s an eighth of a pound. Didn’t you see the baked in text?
Perhaps you have already succumbed to the reefer madness.
don@lemm.ee 2 years ago
NOT TO A CHRISTIAN AGAINST the POT WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY INSANE
DO YOU FUCKING USE the POT?!??!
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I piss in the pot, I smoke from a bowl…
riot@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I personally prefer a good pan.
BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s probably .25g in my professional opinion
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 years ago
That’s way less than .25g I would even go for .1 or .15g
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 years ago
That’s not even one whole marijuana
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
I smoked way more than that my first and only time. Somehow I am still alive. Maybe I died without knowing?
Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
You are undead now, just like Jesus
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s all a fever dream.
huquad@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
This actually happened to me the other day. Completely died…
I got better
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
mom dad barts dead
ahhhh
thats right dead tired of not being high
Got_Bent@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I tried via search and failed to prove it, but I’m nearly certain this was an old Facebook satire page.
xantoxis@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I feel like “Christians against the pot” gives the game away.
CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 2 years ago
No no longer think it’s cool. Now I think it’s AWESOME.
Snapz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
My grandma fell and some of the pot slipped out of a stranger’s pocket. It hit her right on the middle of her butt and then she’s dead now. She tells me about it every day and is crying now as I type this, smh.
phorq@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
It’s in a plastic bag because microplastics are safer than letting such a large dose of the marijuana leech into your skin
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
I should have died 6000 times
monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 2 years ago
🎵 And I should have died 6000 more 🎶
Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Just to be the man who died 12000 times to … rise up at your door? Bbbrains…
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
Time to try again!
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Yeah, tonight I’m going to do a shitload of fact checking
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Just check for fentanyl
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 years ago
True that.
Or stick with a trusted supplier. And even then, still be cautious.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 years ago
Or grow it yourself.
maniel@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Yeah better bring it to the local PD for them to test it
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Jesus fucking christ
Comment105@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Why are Christians such prolific liars, anyways?
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 years ago
Cause they all learnt from the same book of lies
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
You know, I think it’s actually down to the idea of being a church based religion. These little niches of worship, combined with the rigid idea of commandments.
This, imo, sets up a community where appearances outweigh actually adherence to the religion. It’s more important to be seen as christian than to live christianity.
You’ve got one guy (usually, there are women that are leaders, but it’s a minority) up in front preaching about adhering to scriptures that are hard to interpret without a lot of thought because the scripture is badly translated from millennia old writings.
This creates a need to follow the leader as much as the scripture itself. So people attempt to conform to what is said in church as opposed to in the bible.
When you’re lapping up the pre-chewed meat like that, it becomes performative rather than religious. You have to show you’re christian by following the crowd.
Since there’s a certain degree of gullibility necessary to have faith in the first place and a certain degree of imagination to ignore any flaws or outright impossibilities within the religion, it becomes acceptable to lie not only to one’s self, but to everyone else.
Belief in the unprovable is fine for what it is, but when you start to value faith over action and reality, the kind of self inhibition humans are supposed to develop against lying becomes fragile at best, and broken at worst.
It isn’t every christian for sure. This is about the worst case members. Many of them were indoctrinated so young that the kind of lying we’re talking about is engrained as the norm. christians in general are no more or less prone to the kind of lies everyone indulges in at least occasionally. It’s this kind of lie, being used to push a religious take on something the religion doesn’t actually cover that becomes over represented.
Anecdote:
My high school had an actual bible class as an elective option, bible history. There was also a club based around it.
Being a curious and open minded sort, I went to a few meetings with friends that were christian. One of them, the last I went to, they were organizing a record burning. Now, this was in the early nineties, ans everything they would burn would be releasing toxic fumes, and the answer to that was that God would protect them.
But, that’s not the part that relates to this. One of the members was up there “witnessing” essentially about “boom boom” music being of the devil. Now, for anyone unaware, there was a fairly big trend in the eighties and nineties of electronic music that was bass forward, with the most famous sub genre being miami bass. You’d have sampled pieces, with or without vocals, laid over a bass heavy rhythm.
So, nothing different in principle from instrumental jazz, or symphonic pieces.
But this was somehow worse than marching band, which was people playing music over a heavy beat.
I think you can imagine how well that went over when someone asked “how is bass music different from marching band?”, when the girl doing the talking was in band.
There’s nothing in the bible against music. The whole thing is made up and predicated on some vague principle of “moral values” that people will be converted against by a nice beat that they listen to as they drive.
That’s the essence of why christians lie so much. Someone gets an idea in their head, and if the bible doesn’t have a reason to be against it, they’ll start making chains of “what if” until they link to something that is in there. Usually sex, but not always.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
An 8th of an 8th of an 8th.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Enough fentanyl to kill a precinct of LA’s finest.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This actually does look like about one toke though.
Nomecks@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
That dealer ain’t cutting it up righteously
Snapz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“You wouldn’t download the pot…”
jaybone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Are those fingers circumcised?
SpicyAnt@mander.xyz 2 years ago
La lechuga del diablo.
Default_Defect@midwest.social 2 years ago
I took a huge bong hit not knowing their shit was potent AF and got sent to the shadow realm once, does that count?
fox2263@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The pot
TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Yeeah, this just has to be satire…
mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Chris! Is that a weed?! I’m calling the police!!!
danc4498@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s a huge hand.
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
the pot
troglodytis@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Damnit, Jesus! How many “then I died” stories you gonna come up with?
smokebuddy@lemmy.today 2 years ago
Must be the inflation I hear so much about in those Trump ads on TV showing Mansions and Gas Canisters and Doritos bags shrinking before my very eyes!
lemmyviking@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I toked more of that last night - I’m still alive.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is the amount I drop on the carpet when opening my grinder.
orcrist@lemm.ee 2 years ago
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
and he just drank 156 beers
eightieskids.com/156-beers-inside-andre-the-giant…
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Venicon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Usually I drop onto the carpet after opening Grindr
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 years ago
hi
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Were you ever tempted to smoke the carpet?
Damage@feddit.it 2 years ago
Ew carpet