I’m sorry you died. Seems like your recovery is going well.
I once did a toke at a party and then I died true story
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harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 8 months ago
those teens didn’t die, and in fact rose up 3 hours later to eat everything in the house
halvar@lemm.ee 8 months ago
They rose up 3 days later
dankm@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
I once caught gay from a used marijuana needle. Never again. Took a lot of prayer and fasting to make that go away. Ban it. Ban it all!
(/s, of course. Shouldn’t be necessary but this is the internet…)
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Did you freebase the devil’s lettuce from the needle or did you huff it from a used crack pipe you found in a medical refuse bin
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
The evil electric cabbage
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I know someone who died from huffing heroin pills.
z00s@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You gotta get one of those used crack pipes, otherwise you’re missing out on the extra flavour
frezik@midwest.social 8 months ago
That’s it, I’ll never do marijuana injections again.
Daxtron2@startrek.website 8 months ago
You should’ve just donean MMS enema, would’ve cleared the gay right up
UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 8 months ago
5 lies in only 3 sentences…
Impressive
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s only deadly if you inject the nug directly into your veins though.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Snorting it is the only safe way, I hear.
slickgoat@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Luckily I only inject directly into the penis. Not mine, but definitely a penis.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 8 months ago
But don’t grind it down first.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Well yeah. If you cause a blockage, and then a rupture, I guess you could cause internal bleeding that if ignored would eventually kill you.
However, thats just suicide with more painful, longer lasting, and confusing steps.
grandel@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Tbf, almost anything will kill you, once injected into your veins.
yokonzo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Bitch that’s barely a gram
over_clox@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That mini bag probably weighs more than the micro nugget it contains.
Yay microplastics!
jaybone@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I just smoke the microplastics and inject the weed into my nutsack.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
No, it’s an eighth of a pound. Didn’t you see the baked in text?
Perhaps you have already succumbed to the reefer madness.
don@lemm.ee 8 months ago
NOT TO A CHRISTIAN AGAINST the POT WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY INSANE
DO YOU FUCKING USE the POT?!??!
over_clox@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I piss in the pot, I smoke from a bowl…
riot@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I personally prefer a good pan.
BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s probably .25g in my professional opinion
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 8 months ago
That’s way less than .25g I would even go for .1 or .15g
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 months ago
That’s not even one whole marijuana
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
I smoked way more than that my first and only time. Somehow I am still alive. Maybe I died without knowing?
Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
You are undead now, just like Jesus
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s all a fever dream.
huquad@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
This actually happened to me the other day. Completely died…
I got better
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
mom dad barts dead
ahhhh
thats right dead tired of not being high
Got_Bent@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I tried via search and failed to prove it, but I’m nearly certain this was an old Facebook satire page.
xantoxis@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I feel like “Christians against the pot” gives the game away.
CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 8 months ago
No no longer think it’s cool. Now I think it’s AWESOME.
Snapz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
My grandma fell and some of the pot slipped out of a stranger’s pocket. It hit her right on the middle of her butt and then she’s dead now. She tells me about it every day and is crying now as I type this, smh.
phorq@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
It’s in a plastic bag because microplastics are safer than letting such a large dose of the marijuana leech into your skin
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
I should have died 6000 times
monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 8 months ago
🎵 And I should have died 6000 more 🎶
Malfeasant@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Just to be the man who died 12000 times to … rise up at your door? Bbbrains…
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
Time to try again!
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Yeah, tonight I’m going to do a shitload of fact checking
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Just check for fentanyl
over_clox@lemmy.world 8 months ago
True that.
Or stick with a trusted supplier. And even then, still be cautious.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 8 months ago
Or grow it yourself.
maniel@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Yeah better bring it to the local PD for them to test it
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Jesus fucking christ
Comment105@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Why are Christians such prolific liars, anyways?
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 8 months ago
Cause they all learnt from the same book of lies
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
You know, I think it’s actually down to the idea of being a church based religion. These little niches of worship, combined with the rigid idea of commandments.
This, imo, sets up a community where appearances outweigh actually adherence to the religion. It’s more important to be seen as christian than to live christianity.
You’ve got one guy (usually, there are women that are leaders, but it’s a minority) up in front preaching about adhering to scriptures that are hard to interpret without a lot of thought because the scripture is badly translated from millennia old writings.
This creates a need to follow the leader as much as the scripture itself. So people attempt to conform to what is said in church as opposed to in the bible.
When you’re lapping up the pre-chewed meat like that, it becomes performative rather than religious. You have to show you’re christian by following the crowd.
Since there’s a certain degree of gullibility necessary to have faith in the first place and a certain degree of imagination to ignore any flaws or outright impossibilities within the religion, it becomes acceptable to lie not only to one’s self, but to everyone else.
Belief in the unprovable is fine for what it is, but when you start to value faith over action and reality, the kind of self inhibition humans are supposed to develop against lying becomes fragile at best, and broken at worst.
It isn’t every christian for sure. This is about the worst case members. Many of them were indoctrinated so young that the kind of lying we’re talking about is engrained as the norm. christians in general are no more or less prone to the kind of lies everyone indulges in at least occasionally. It’s this kind of lie, being used to push a religious take on something the religion doesn’t actually cover that becomes over represented.
Anecdote:
My high school had an actual bible class as an elective option, bible history. There was also a club based around it.
Being a curious and open minded sort, I went to a few meetings with friends that were christian. One of them, the last I went to, they were organizing a record burning. Now, this was in the early nineties, ans everything they would burn would be releasing toxic fumes, and the answer to that was that God would protect them.
But, that’s not the part that relates to this. One of the members was up there “witnessing” essentially about “boom boom” music being of the devil. Now, for anyone unaware, there was a fairly big trend in the eighties and nineties of electronic music that was bass forward, with the most famous sub genre being miami bass. You’d have sampled pieces, with or without vocals, laid over a bass heavy rhythm.
So, nothing different in principle from instrumental jazz, or symphonic pieces.
But this was somehow worse than marching band, which was people playing music over a heavy beat.
I think you can imagine how well that went over when someone asked “how is bass music different from marching band?”, when the girl doing the talking was in band.
There’s nothing in the bible against music. The whole thing is made up and predicated on some vague principle of “moral values” that people will be converted against by a nice beat that they listen to as they drive.
That’s the essence of why christians lie so much. Someone gets an idea in their head, and if the bible doesn’t have a reason to be against it, they’ll start making chains of “what if” until they link to something that is in there. Usually sex, but not always.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
An 8th of an 8th of an 8th.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Enough fentanyl to kill a precinct of LA’s finest.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This actually does look like about one toke though.
Nomecks@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
That dealer ain’t cutting it up righteously
Snapz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“You wouldn’t download the pot…”
jaybone@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Are those fingers circumcised?
SpicyAnt@mander.xyz 8 months ago
La lechuga del diablo.
Default_Defect@midwest.social 8 months ago
I took a huge bong hit not knowing their shit was potent AF and got sent to the shadow realm once, does that count?
fox2263@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The pot
TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Yeeah, this just has to be satire…
mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Chris! Is that a weed?! I’m calling the police!!!
danc4498@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s a huge hand.
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
the pot
troglodytis@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Damnit, Jesus! How many “then I died” stories you gonna come up with?
smokebuddy@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Must be the inflation I hear so much about in those Trump ads on TV showing Mansions and Gas Canisters and Doritos bags shrinking before my very eyes!
lemmyviking@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I toked more of that last night - I’m still alive.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This is the amount I drop on the carpet when opening my grinder.
orcrist@lemm.ee 8 months ago
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
and he just drank 156 beers
eightieskids.com/156-beers-inside-andre-the-giant…
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Venicon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Usually I drop onto the carpet after opening Grindr
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 months ago
hi
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Were you ever tempted to smoke the carpet?
Damage@feddit.it 8 months ago
Ew carpet