I once did a toke at a party and then I died true story

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• Filthmontane@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It only takes one toke to go over the line

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• NegativeInf@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Immediately thought of this.

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• z00s@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s not weed, that’s wee

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• AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Smokings bad, you shouldn’t smoke and alcohols bad, you shouldn’t drink alcohol. And as for drugs, drugs are bad, you shouldn’t do drugs.

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mmkay Mr Mackey…

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  • z00s@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But if you do them all at once they cancel each other out

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• possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fentanyl

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• fu@libranet.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  @ByteOnBikes 100% of people die, so 100% of people who toke die.

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• Malfeasant@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Holy poeslaw Batman!

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• FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I used to love that page lol

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pictured the average street dealer

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• Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is that an earring?

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• TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We got that WMD. Right here, right here.

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• florida_ted@libranet.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  @ByteOnBikes These people are Liars, not Christians.

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