troglodytis
@troglodytis@lemmy.world
- Comment on Borders 2 weeks ago:
I pee on things when I walk around the farm
- Comment on wish i wasn't 3 15 years ago 2 weeks ago:
Life was good.
Still is.
- Comment on Take that ass back 👏 👏 👏 👏 2 weeks ago:
Applied maths is just one of many ways to talk about physics
- Comment on Take that ass back 👏 👏 👏 👏 2 weeks ago:
Everything is physics. so you did! Congrats
- Comment on Just reminding everyone about what's next 2 weeks ago:
Jesus wants to love you; he just asks for you to bring the lube.
- Comment on Astronauts are funny 3 weeks ago:
Did you receive the memo about the cover letters on the TPS reports?
- Comment on I can't drive 55 3 weeks ago:
I got a limo, ride in the back
- Comment on It does look cooler than a cross 3 weeks ago:
TIL: jesus had a tiny penis
- Comment on fur sure 3 weeks ago:
Grrr
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Why you wanna make me blush?
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Oh sure, but in 6 years someone at a dinner party is gonna say “did you know there is no 6 in π” because they read my comment. At that moment my life’s purpose will be fulfilled.
Mischief managed.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
There is no 6 in π
- Comment on Makes you think 🤔 🦵☕️ 1 month ago:
Ikr. How are supposed to rate the translation if we don’t see the original text?
- Comment on Checkmate Schrödinger 1 month ago:
My exact thought about my exact though
- Comment on Checkmate Schrödinger 1 month ago:
My exact thought
- Comment on Put the shoes on 1 month ago:
Sometimes my neighbor’s dog gets out and they come looking for him.
They have learned to text and wait (cause signal coverage is spotty at best) the hard way 🤪
- Comment on Put the shoes on 1 month ago:
I have a sizable piece of property out in the middle of nowhere. Gotta say, going walkabout wearing only socks and shoes is the BEST!
- Comment on i promise 1 month ago:
yay
- Comment on i promise 1 month ago:
Aww man
- Comment on McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test sparks mocking online: ‘His aura screams kale salad’ 2 months ago:
Why is he taste testing sparks?
- Comment on I used to love to get used text books that a previous owner made notes in 2 months ago:
And I still do
- Comment on 🫘 🔫 🫘 2 months ago:
🎶High in fiber, low in fat
Hey, I bet ya didn’t know that! 🎶
- Comment on Quidk! I need a chili recipe. What would you add to a pound of hamburger, diced jalapenos, chili powder and bloody mary mix? 2 months ago:
Lil marmite to make that beef flavor pop
- Comment on Tune a fish 2 months ago:
That’s “chicken bird for midday lunch,” Carl.
- Comment on BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE 2 months ago:
Legen…
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- Comment on Even their fish are fucked up 2 months ago:
me(t)h
- Comment on Hehehe 2 months ago:
What a sad sad day that will be
- Comment on You don't have to use gyroelongation 3 months ago:
But I wanna use gyroelongation!
Didn’t tell me what to do!
- Comment on Pizza styles 4 months ago:
I like my pizza with an oxford comma topping
- Comment on Banana For Scale 4 months ago:
This demonstrates distance, not size