He Has Arrived

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I thought Christ drove an Accord?

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  • TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was 25 minutes too late! Gah!

    (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

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    • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oof. That’s gonna be $34 Christ bucks.

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  • Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nah, he had such a bad experience with it that he doesn’t want to talk about it.

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  • titter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I thought he drove an Astrovan?

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can’t be Christ. Christ drove an Accord, he just didn’t like to talk about it. Read John 12:49.

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  • Mirshe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How is he supposed to rideshare when all his disciples are in one Accord? (Acts 2:1)

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  • JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can’t be his dad either, as he drives a Plymouth.

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And he will only wait for 2 minutes

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• SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Passenger: So… is your name actually Christ? Is it short for Christopher or Christian or something?

  Driver: I’ll be honest. I’m an Ecuadorian named Jesus. I just don’t want ICE to kidnap me

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• davetortoise@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe dont dox peoples number plates

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What harm can be done with a number plate, something that’s visible on the outside of the car anyway?

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    • davetortoise@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Because it’s associated with someone’s name here, which isn’t publically available information

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    • gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s attached to a person.

      And can be lookup on the internet very easily.

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    • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I had a car that started with AF1 but I’m not the president (I’d probably do a marginally better job).

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I saw a car recently which resembled the plates OB56GYN, which was made me wonder if thay person was a doctor.

    I also saw a BY33EEE resemblance, which I thought was hilarious

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    • Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m drawing a blank on the second one?

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• wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is funny, but the license plate number should be blacked out. Don’t dox Christ like that!

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• Mulligrubs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ha yeah, that’s Jesus’s brother, Barry Christ.

  He’s kind of a dick

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• realitista@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That 2 minute limit is probably why we haven’t seen him solve more of the world’s problems.

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Everybody needs a side hustle these days.

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• deacon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Blasphemy - no one knows the day or hour.

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  • troglodytis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For all those that celebrate

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    • Benign@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fun day.
      Worst website I have visited in many months though.

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No one does. It just says "now. "

    What now? Now now? Or just now? Did I miss it? It’s been a few seconds.

    Ugh, oh Christ.

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• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Even he has to participate in the gig economy.

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• Quilotoa@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I used to be on a Spanish language learning cooperative site. I got a lot of messages from Jesus.

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• Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Christ on a bike!

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• troglodytis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You were expecting a mule?

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No no, that’s Jesus, he is a drug mule for the cartel. He drives a Chevy Suburban. Great for moving bricks of cocaine.

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