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• frog@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Also you shouldn’t fuck what you eat…

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  • CannonFodder@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yep. Pretty sure we have laws against that.

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• affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  No blood, no erection

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Iz not a wooden stake, iz just hanging there like blah, BLAH!”

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  • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Haha, vampire dick? Isn’t that why they drink blood though? Or is that just sustenance and not for biofunctions?

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’ve read a series where the vampires had to bite people to have sex… Apparently drinking blood raised their blood pressure?

      It didn’t start out as that kind of series, but after getting a few books in shit started getting weirder and I stuck around thinking it was going to get back to the fun storylines in this cool modern fantasy world with vampires and werewolves and wereleopards and guns and necromacy, but instead of going off the rails a bit and coming back, it turned into “Rails? Where we’re going we don’t need rails!”

      … I stuck around way too long before bailing.

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They have blood, when they turn a human, they drink the human’s blood and make the human drink some of theirs.

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• troglodytis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  No no. It’s because vampires don’t exist.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Baloney. There’s plenty of blood sucking parasites pretending to be human.

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    • lenocolomo@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• heartSagan5@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So, the woman just needs to say “cum in me?”

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• krakloskewm@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Does consent under vampiric hypnosis count as consent?

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• Fartemis@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s always polite to ask anyways!

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• danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• spacegoat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh I thought it was my garlic dildo

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• Catma@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ultra consent.

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Normal consent

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• shutz@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t consensual sex explicitly mean that consent to cum inside is given?

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No. One does not presume the other. Even without condoms, unless it’s discussed beforehand.

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    • imadethis@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Right, but the average biter only gets permission to enter the dwelling, and then gets to go crazy tormenting the residents for countless ages until their minds pop and he begins to suck.

      So it actually seems like your average vamp is going to get permission to come inside the vagina and then take liberties with the invitation.

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  • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Jesus no it fucking doesn’t.

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  • Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I can consent to sex but that does NOT mean I implicitly consent to every single sexual action that exists. That’s why we have likes AND limits.

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• darthsundhaft@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Still a better love story than Twilight.

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