I should offer him a custom vid

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ban him with the message “You’re not even my real dad!”

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  • Untamed_Star@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    wait what.

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• cannibalkitteh@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s so embarrassing when the parents stop by your work.

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• bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If the custom vid isn’t you showing his subscription to your mom, and then both of you vomiting until you die, then I wouldn’t do it.

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  • jdr@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Kinky

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• YoFrodo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image

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  • zen@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I love that you reacted like this to that comment instead of the original post

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  And you thought you didn’t have anything in common!

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• Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I imagine OnlyFans has a generous family discount package.

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• redsand@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I knew this wasn’t violet because violet’s too rich for only fans money. That leaves only a handful of degenerates and it was the first one on the list. Well played Taylor

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• Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What a supportive parent 🤢

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• bajabound@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  $20 is still $20

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• troglodytis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  But it’s July

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• gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Fantastic! A bonding moment.

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• Fqua@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  But which one? There’s so many of them!

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• derAbsender@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Could broaden your niche to the “help me stepdad I’m stuck under the sink” genre.

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• okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Obviously this is a financially lucrative opportunity here. Tell him one sub isn’t enough. You now have leverage.

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Oh haha twisted things are automatically funny. Ha. Ha.

  Ha.

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I trawl c/lemmyshitpost for jokes to send to my Grandma, my poor Christian eyes!

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