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Need to lose 15lbs in less than a week? I got you.

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cannedtuna@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • fulcrummed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I read the heading and thought you were posting sugar-free Haribo gummy bears.

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    • TIEPilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Mother of God I tried them when I went Keto, I was a reverse fountain for a day… Sugar alcohol does not agree w/ my system.

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      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        It doesn’t agree with anyone’s microbiome. They should not be sold.

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      • fraksken@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Ok, I know this and that, but this? Can you please provide some context?

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    • Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      youtu.be/m--6ifZXy5k

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  • switcheroo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Not sure if there’s truth to it or not, but apparently TF knew there was a problem a while before anything was brought up by the public. TF is a Dump supporter, so probably gave a big donation to stave off any lawsuits.

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  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Now THAT’S what I call a shitpost!

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  • troglodytis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So shitty

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    • bender223@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      💩

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  • bridgeburner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    US now literally a shit country lol, no denying anymore

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  • voidsignal@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There are even some that come without the fucking plastic, I ear

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  • whereitsat@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    think about how many industries and personalities are propped up because america conceal sthe simple reality of losing weight: a calorie deficit. like, so much wealth depends on people not being able to comprehend obvious text on the back of a package.

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    • Cease@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The reality is the majority of all healthy food in the US is gated behind high prices, forcing the average/low income consumer into eat foods high in large amounts of globally banned dyes and syrups, which results in massive weight gain unless you buy into the weight loss meds, unless you want to do something crazy like eat beans and rice for every meal.

      this + all the hostile city planning preventing you from walking anywhere means that it’s both very easy to gain weight and very hard to lose it once you have it

      Anyway, this is a harder problem to solve than dumb gotchas like “why don’t americans just exercise more, why don’t americans just calorie watch”

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      • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Vegetables are not that “gated.” Processed foods that are “health washed” are gated, the stuff that’s in the health food sections or organic sections of stores. The problem is with fresh food is that it cannot always be consumed before spoiling, and waste is painful if you’re poor, processed foods are quick and easy when you’re working 2-3 jobs and are shelf stable for much longer periods, and on top of that people just don’t always learn how to cook fresh or do things like meal prep for a week. The time just isn’t there.

        Yeah, the shopping access part is true. I frequently make 2-3 trips to the store for meals in a week thanks to close-by stores and the convenience of a vehicle. If you’re poor and maybe have to take public transportation (in the US) it makes groceries a whole other chore you don’t have time for.

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      • HerbGrower@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The reality is the majority of all healthy food in the US is gated behind high prices

        Seems so odd to me, here in the UK some of the cheapest foods are things like carrots, potatoes, beans, oats. Things that people should be eating more of.

        Don’t have enough time is the next excuse I hear. I just made lunch in seconds by combining the free milk at work with some roughly ground oats. Along with some dried fruit. Incredibly cheap meal and takes far less time than walking to the McDonalds across the road to order a burger.

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    • mirshafie@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah but just eating less processed foods, more vegetables and never drink your calories will get you a very long way even if you eat the same number of calories.

      Also walk instead of drive.

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    • CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s also incredibly important to remember that not eating anything at all will trigger your body to turn your proteins and muscles into fat in attempt to help you survive longer. Do not just not eat for a day or few. I have a friend who tried that. Didn’t work.

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      • thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        That is not all that accurate; “muscle mass” lost during a relatively short fast (1-2 days) is due to glycogen depletion - ie. you’re burning your sugar stores, and your body sheds 3-4mL of stored water for every gram of glycogen burned.

        If you stop to think about it, it’s a bit nonsensical to claim that the body would burn additional calories (that it doesn’t have) to convert existing muscle into fat, rather than just burn existing fat stores as a fall-back source of energy.

        Muscle breakdown only really begins when the body starts to experience a significant shortfall in required essential amino acids over a prolonged period of time, or significant physical stress.

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    • krisevol@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Counting calories hasn’t with since the obesity epidemic started, and it won’t work now.

      Also for thousands of years humans haven’t counted calories, and we’re not obese.

      For the most part (excluding athletes,body builders,ect), only fat people calories.

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      • hydroxycotton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Care to elaborate?

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    • solidheron@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I don’t think weight loss is just a caloric deficit. Simple because bodies can adjust their metabolism and it’s not 100% in peoples control.

      I could say discipline isn’t in these wealthy peoples minds.

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      • bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        That just means the person needs less calories to maintain weight. In order to lose weight, they still need to consume less calories than they burn.

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  • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m glad lemmy hasn’t lost it with weight loss just like reddit

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Does it include explosive diarrhea? If not, then I’m not interested.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Alternatively, just use your finger to flick the dangly thing in the back of your throat.

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    • earlgrey0@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Hey now! That ruins your teeth and breath. Better to evacuate via the other exit!

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      • sickday@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        How deep do i have to go to get to the dangly thing in the back of the butt??

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      • watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        But that ruins your ass’s breath!

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    • cowfodder@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Doesn’t work on your mom.

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  • TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You can make your own at home too! Keep some brackish water in your sink for a week and cultivate your own precious colony of gut cleansing bacteria!

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  • RePsyche@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As anti-fascist memes go, this is merciless. Keep up the good work!

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    • Syndication@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Uhh maybe I’m just sleep deprived, but what’s Ozempic and salad gotta do with anti-fascism?

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Nah, it’s the comment you’re answering being coherence deprived 😄

        At best, they’re tying the rampant deregulation that increased the likelihood of foodborne illness like this one to fascism, but that’s been a regular GOP thing since Reagan, the OG Neoliberal of the Americas 🤷🏻

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Sir, this is a Lemmy.

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  • TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Sit on the throne with ceaser salad

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  • Gammelfisch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I heard Taco Bell buys a lot of their lettuce.

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  • TIEPilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The inception of shit posts. Now I need ladders, fireman and pizza delivery…

    Oh and a shepherd.

    Do do doot doot doot bahhh

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  • newton@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Only 99,96 $ this week at your local seller

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I can feel the shit exploding from this post.

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