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• fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  i thought it may have been the bongo dolphin for a bit

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  • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Are you feeling down? Do you need to be cheered up?

    Bongo dolphin?

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• CharlesDarwin1809@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I have to unfortunately admit that I’m interested in both, which is why I keep coming back to social media platforms like this one.

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  • boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    But…. Garlic bread

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• morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  > “don’t give a single heck about stranger’s opinion”
  > asks for stranger’s opinion on garlic bread

  hmmmm

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• troglodytis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Bread makes you fat

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  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ok mom

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  • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I eat a ton of bread and am not fat

    I think i am doing something wrong

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hell yeah

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• rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Bread. Sourdough, baguette, ciabatta. A good start. Toasted. Even better.

  Garlic. Mint’s boisterous umami cousin. Always welcome. Always a delight.

  Butter. Lavish. Rich. Deep. Saturated. One with the crust, one with the fill. Every crumb blessed.

  Salt? In moderation. He will own the day. If you let him. This is not about him. He must be told.

  Mozzarella. The partymaker. The rule breaker. A plus one? Asiago. With wisdom, you nod.

  A cacophonic harmony, an angelic orgy, an instant of eternity, a grating, nagging, raging itch in your soul that what could be is being squandered and what should be is being suppressed and what must be is being denied. You scream, gutteral, primeval, enraged at the injustice, and then you see. In the doorway. Silhouetted. Cocky. Confident. Italian spices. One of your hands rests on his shoulder long enough to push him aside. You have no time for his charlatanism, he can only add to what is already an abundance. Instead, you will know the sultriness of refinement, the ecstacy of admonishment. You extend a hand, and a figure, once hunched meekly and in shadow, rises to glowing majesty and takes it. A tear rolls down your cheek, unnoticed.

  Parsley.

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  • Amarlune@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Sir if we were to have a thorough inspection of your hard drive spaces and internet history… How much rule 34 on garlic bread would be found?

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    • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Not nearly enough.

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• Mitchmaker@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So long, and thanks for all the garlic bread?

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• popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Fuck yeah garlic bread.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  you know it’s not often, but i agree with the titty wizard on this one

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• vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Reflux. You’ve forgotten about fucking reflux you dumb bitch

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Now you want our opinion on garlic bread?

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• atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I have eaten garlic bread and dont like it. Normal bread is much better

  It also feels relevant to say im ace

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• sompreno@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I don’t give a heck about a strangers opinion of garlic bread on the internet.

  Its delicious regardless

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• lemmygarden@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I like it crispy

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Have you had Costco garlic bread? I think they use la signey butter. We have to get there super early otherwise game over.

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• Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  on the shitpost meter, you score 75%

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• nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  related youtu.be/J1DAmmROUX8

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• wanderinglurk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s, like, your opinion, man.

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