My bad babe

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Find a girl who will whisper “great shot, kid, that’s one in a million” after you nut

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Takes a lot of dedication to reach a million nuts

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    • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s how you’ll know she’s the one.

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t get cocky!

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• CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Of course this is what randomly scrolls on my screen when my wife looks to see what I’m reading and laughing at. Thanks.

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  • troglodytis@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Surprise ruined

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Next time…you gotta say “PEW PEW PEW!!!” and then start laughing.

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• homes@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you had been fucking another dude, you coulda pew pew pew at each other. Made it a little game!

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  • areakode@riskeratspizza.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Here we go. Big Gay trying to tempt me again! 😆

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    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If they’re feminine enough, and you take your glasses off, you can pretend it’s a big angry clit.

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The biscuit game. I don’t know anyone who will admit to having done it, but everyone knows someone who allegedly has a cousin who did.

    Rules sre simple: It’s a circle jerk with a biscuit in the center. The one who missed the biscuit eats it.

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    • troglodytis@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Allegedlies

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• Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Many years ago, I learned the hard way that even if you have a GF into WoW, don’t growl “For the Horde!” when you nut.

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• SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t suffer, it’s the people around me that suffer. I’m just doin’ what comes naturally.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What CUMS naturally!

    ~FTFY

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• M137@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I remember a big ask reddit thread that was something like “what’s the worst thing to say when you’re about to cum during sex?”, I tried finding it but can’t find the one I remember.
  One of the top comments was:

  Bazinga!!

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What’s reddit?

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    • PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      An awful forum-of-sorts for centrist and right-wing 50-somethings, being milked by Google for use with their awful AI.

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  • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I would imagine saying your partners parent name would be up there.

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  • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    if memory serves me right it was something about regardednes

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• MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  put me in coach!

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• some_designer_dude@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  KA-BLAMMOOOOOO!

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