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- Comment on They just don't get me 😫 4 weeks ago:
– Dr. NeverSneezer Scrooge
Nerdfighteria sites their sources.
- Comment on This world is cruel… 4 weeks ago:
My Duolingo addiction is finally validated! I knew it wasn’t just a weird fetish for culo de búho!
- Comment on Anon tries to understand his coworker 5 weeks ago:
Definitely sending mixed signals not mentioning her boyfriend and saying she has to do things alone, but not sure how that qualifies as “using”. Hiking isn’t really something people “use” others for, it’s not like he would have been carring her the whole time. If she was getting him to do her job when he was talking to her then yeah, but this doesn’t mention anything like that. She could very well have just wanted a friend to talk to at work and didn’t know how to bring it up after a while…
Maybe I’m overthinking this…
- Comment on Notice put on our old apartment door about their plans to paint. 1 month ago:
I thought it meant August 31st would be the second day and they would have already started painting the day before…
- Comment on I screen, you screen, we all screen for I screen. 1 month ago:
I knew I should’ve talked to HR when I was told to “load her up” by my boss!
- Comment on Every place gotta have the cuck booth 1 month ago:
The fabled MegaSD card
- Comment on Anon takes their dog for a walk 1 month ago:
Anon should’ve asked them for a doggie bag so he could take it home to eat later.
- Comment on Anon is unpopular in high school 1 month ago:
SATs and Pre-SATs (just practice SATs) are optional and not part of the curriculum (literally run by a private, albeit non-profit, company). While it’s not required you take it, good luck getting into college without an SAT score, and most high-schools have dates you can pay/register and come in to take the test.
- Comment on Anon is unpopular in high school 1 month ago:
It was probably on a Friday and testing probably was happening Saturday morning and they were busy setting up the gym with tables for check-in or possibly desks for testing directly in the large room rather than individual classrooms. Most schools don’t have an abundance of large spaces and one has to be sacrificed.
- Comment on Anon is sick 1 month ago:
Anon gotta chill out and be more like Chad. Chad is sick!
- Comment on Fall Cooking 2 months ago:
This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!
- Comment on Tasty 2 months ago:
I bet you were beaming when you thought of that pun.
- Comment on Expert 2 months ago:
This is just what happens when you become the expert at something. Being goated isn’t simply slang.
- Comment on Anon has big plans on a Friday night 2 months ago:
Yo! that’s essentially my plan if you change out “hide” with “seek”
- Comment on Another job lost because of technology 👿 2 months ago:
I’m getting Godzilla-nervous-system vibes from the front-most map, not gonna lie…
- Comment on I once did a toke at a party and then I died true story 3 months ago:
It’s in a plastic bag because microplastics are safer than letting such a large dose of the marijuana leech into your skin
- Comment on Alignment Chart Shitpost 5 months ago:
I would swap lawful good and neutral good honestly. Neutral good technically has more toilet paper available, and you can’t always expect the roll in the holder to be brand new.
- Comment on Another mystery solved. 5 months ago:
Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…
- Comment on We cater any event! 5 months ago:
Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
- Comment on Amazon Cloud Traffic Is Suffocating Fedora's Mirrors 6 months ago:
Why the hell is it not required for AWS to host mirrors considering how large of a company they are if they’re gonna use Fedora in their product? There has to be some way to enforce a maximum user base before contributions are necessary to avoid being blocked.
- Comment on Minimum ! 6 months ago:
Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing
- Comment on And please write your apology as detailed as possible at the prompt. 6 months ago:
Can’t tell if that’s Al or really a photo of Daniel Radcliffe…
- Comment on Curation services 6 months ago:
Doctor doctor, gimme the news, I gotta BAD CASE OF COUCH MILDEW!
- Comment on I need to wake up early 7 months ago:
Rise and shine where the sun don’t shine…
- Comment on No mother, it's just the northern lights 7 months ago:
Why’s it smell like steamed hams?
- Comment on Mistakes were made. And will be again. 7 months ago:
Have you tried eating around the lactose?
- Comment on The second matchup of the tournament 7 months ago:
Isn’t that that survivalist dude that drinks piss? Bear Grilf?
- Comment on Paramount will be releasing "THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE" on 4K Ultra HD on July 16. 7 months ago:
ROCK!!
Image - Comment on Airline keeps mistaking 101-year-old woman for 1-year-old baby 7 months ago:
Didn’t we learn our lesson about storing years as two characters back during Y2K? Maybe the apocalypse was just delayed and that would explain Boeing…
- Comment on Ask ChatGPT to pick a number between 1 and 100 8 months ago:
I petition to rename ChatGPT to DeepThought based on these results.
