phorq
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- Comment on Mistakes were made. And will be again. 12 hours ago:
Have you tried eating around the lactose?
- Comment on The second matchup of the tournament 1 day ago:
Isn’t that that survivalist dude that drinks piss? Bear Grilf?
- Comment on Paramount will be releasing "THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE" on 4K Ultra HD on July 16. 3 days ago:
ROCK!!
Image - Comment on Airline keeps mistaking 101-year-old woman for 1-year-old baby 2 weeks ago:
Didn’t we learn our lesson about storing years as two characters back during Y2K? Maybe the apocalypse was just delayed and that would explain Boeing…
- Comment on Ask ChatGPT to pick a number between 1 and 100 5 weeks ago:
I petition to rename ChatGPT to DeepThought based on these results.
- Comment on Quite a talent 5 weeks ago:
If you fart in the woods and nobody is around to hear it… is it automatically deadly?
- Comment on Shower Thought 1 month ago:
Why else would they turn green when exposed to water?
- Comment on Shower Thought 1 month ago:
I thought it was because the money trees were all chopped down… If you need spare change, I’ve been burying pennies wherever I could.
- Comment on A celebration of survival 1 month ago:
Exactly, unlike hot air balloons (R.I.P. Moody’s Mom)
- Comment on Anon goes bouldering 1 month ago:
I wonder if they could invent socks with a toe-print reader and a silent gps alarm… And while we’re at it, let’s add some exercise tracking stuff for runners. Only $500 and a monthly subscription!
- Comment on My go-to formula 1 month ago:
I’m ending with three exclamation points because I know what you did…
- Comment on I'm guilty, lol 1 month ago:
I see what you did there lol
- Comment on Please help! 2 months ago:
Just looks like a slightly out of focus phone camera. Probably taken at sunset and then put through an oversaturated filter.
- Comment on Great question Michael 2 months ago:
As a Google Workspace user, I recommend going off the grid somewhere streetview can’t find you…
- Comment on Court blocks $1B copyright ruling that punished ISP for its users' piracy 2 months ago:
While I still hate ISPs, yeah that original verdict was nonsense. Them providing internet does not make them complicit in the piracy that the internet is used for even if they get paid. It’s not like they’re offering a piracy plan.
- Comment on Hmmm 2 months ago:
*worked perfectly, airbags are not reusable…
- Comment on Anon makes small talk 2 months ago:
To be fair, “nothing much” is still a valid answer for what’s fresh at a McDonald’s.
- Comment on Mongolian. Like the barbecue. 2 months ago:
First they Mongolians make the NoSQL database of my nightmares and now this… When will they learn!?
- Comment on 3M electric toothbrushes were not used in a DDoS attack 3 months ago:
Either way, I’m gonna continue using dumb toothbrushes.
- Comment on Amazon and iRobot call off their planned acquisition 3 months ago:
Amazon just didn’t want to have to deal with Asimov’s restrictive laws. Morality gets in the way of business.
- Comment on Mama Mia. 4 months ago:
It’s always Sunny in Alabama
- Comment on I can't argue with his point. 4 months ago:
Is this that “alchemy” thing I’ve heard so much about?