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- Comment on Anon notices some millennial writing tropes 1 day ago:
Is this strictly millennial? Because I grew up with these already around as a millennial. I’m not claiming it stopped or anything, just that it’s more of an industry thing.
- Comment on FTB 2 weeks ago:
Is this a banksy? I’ll see myself out…
- Comment on The day Anon almost died 3 weeks ago:
What if? What if I’m taking a shower and I slip on a bar of soap?.. Oh my god, I’d be killed!
– Homer
- Comment on Don't put it in a crazy 4 weeks ago:
Then you realize that’s your bathroom and you never had a tinder date…
- Comment on So why did we stop worshiping the sun? 5 weeks ago:
If that helps curb the chance of nuclear apocalypse I’d take solar flare stone age apocalypse. Would still suck, but in a different way.
- Comment on Anon makes a troubling connection 5 weeks ago:
Nah, they didn’t invent it, the NHK has been around for a while…
- Comment on The worst pun I've ever written 1 month ago:
“They were after his charms, but I sucked them up first”
- Comment on Interesting new symbols for bathroom doors 1 month ago:
The same thing that stops them from pooping in the sinks, absolutely nothing…
- Comment on Defend your cheese 1 month ago:
The only real problem is the skewed background, but that could be explained by bad photoshop
- Comment on My favorite 1 month ago:
I’m from South Jersey, not sure who is keeping the Olive Gardens open but it’s not me. I don’t know what you’re looking for, but it’s a nice state for the most part, but I’ll admit I’m biased. I think most of the shit is because New York and Philadelphia have us sandwiched in between them and they’re very vocal cities with a lot of pride in themselves so we’re the easy punching bag. Just don’t force us to pump our own gas and there won’t be any problems!
- Comment on That is the correct answer 1 month ago:
I’d just rip off the “thanks” part and wait…
- Comment on Can you beat the record? 1 month ago:
Aquaman? Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy would be into it though.
- Comment on They just don't get me 😫 2 months ago:
– Dr. NeverSneezer Scrooge
Nerdfighteria sites their sources.
- Comment on This world is cruel… 2 months ago:
My Duolingo addiction is finally validated! I knew it wasn’t just a weird fetish for culo de búho!
- Comment on Anon tries to understand his coworker 2 months ago:
Definitely sending mixed signals not mentioning her boyfriend and saying she has to do things alone, but not sure how that qualifies as “using”. Hiking isn’t really something people “use” others for, it’s not like he would have been carring her the whole time. If she was getting him to do her job when he was talking to her then yeah, but this doesn’t mention anything like that. She could very well have just wanted a friend to talk to at work and didn’t know how to bring it up after a while…
Maybe I’m overthinking this…
- Comment on Notice put on our old apartment door about their plans to paint. 3 months ago:
I thought it meant August 31st would be the second day and they would have already started painting the day before…
- Comment on I screen, you screen, we all screen for I screen. 3 months ago:
I knew I should’ve talked to HR when I was told to “load her up” by my boss!
- Comment on Every place gotta have the cuck booth 3 months ago:
The fabled MegaSD card
- Comment on Anon takes their dog for a walk 3 months ago:
Anon should’ve asked them for a doggie bag so he could take it home to eat later.
- Comment on Anon is unpopular in high school 3 months ago:
SATs and Pre-SATs (just practice SATs) are optional and not part of the curriculum (literally run by a private, albeit non-profit, company). While it’s not required you take it, good luck getting into college without an SAT score, and most high-schools have dates you can pay/register and come in to take the test.
- Comment on Anon is unpopular in high school 3 months ago:
It was probably on a Friday and testing probably was happening Saturday morning and they were busy setting up the gym with tables for check-in or possibly desks for testing directly in the large room rather than individual classrooms. Most schools don’t have an abundance of large spaces and one has to be sacrificed.
- Comment on Anon is sick 3 months ago:
Anon gotta chill out and be more like Chad. Chad is sick!
- Comment on Fall Cooking 4 months ago:
This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!
- Comment on Tasty 4 months ago:
I bet you were beaming when you thought of that pun.
- Comment on Expert 4 months ago:
This is just what happens when you become the expert at something. Being goated isn’t simply slang.
- Comment on Anon has big plans on a Friday night 4 months ago:
Yo! that’s essentially my plan if you change out “hide” with “seek”
- Comment on Another job lost because of technology 👿 5 months ago:
I’m getting Godzilla-nervous-system vibes from the front-most map, not gonna lie…
- Comment on I once did a toke at a party and then I died true story 5 months ago:
It’s in a plastic bag because microplastics are safer than letting such a large dose of the marijuana leech into your skin
- Comment on Alignment Chart Shitpost 7 months ago:
I would swap lawful good and neutral good honestly. Neutral good technically has more toilet paper available, and you can’t always expect the roll in the holder to be brand new.
- Comment on Another mystery solved. 7 months ago:
Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…