Open Menu
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
lotide
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
Login

Interesting new symbols for bathroom doors

⁨442⁩ ⁨likes⁩

Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1a539983-79ef-4871-a964-1bdf298297a3.jpeg

source

Comments

Sort:hotnewtop
  • queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This fuckin sucks lol

    source
    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There was a subreddit I missed visiting that was about really stupid bathroom signs. This would make it there

      source
      • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It would also have fit on r/arethestraightsokay

        source
    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not what you’re supposed to be doing in the public bathroom, but you do you, I suppose.

      source
      • queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Well am I supposed to do it in the hallway? Be reasonable!

        source
    • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It looks like OP posted it because they think it’s just straightforwardly funny, which is a little bleak.

      source
  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yo where the girls with titty dicks at?

    source
    • eran_morad@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Reddit?

      source
    • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Both icons look like they are packing, so go to the right. And shaved men should also maybe go to the right?

      I read it as women with unshaved balls have free choice.

      source
    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, I can certainly show you dick nipples but you won’t like what they’re doing.

      source
    • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That line is way too thin to be a dick, that’s the taint. We’re viewing the balls from underneath. The corresponding one on the other side would be the titty-taint.

      source
  • Floodedwomb@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Separating bathrooms by gender is silly. They should be divided by poo and pee.

    source
    • AreaKode@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

      source
    • ynthrepic@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Good idea, but I don’t know how you stop people pooping in the pee toilets.

      source
      • Floodedwomb@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        What’s stopping them now?

        source
        • -> View More Comments
    • Maven@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ve seen this before and it always confused me. Is the pee side for urinals? If that’s the case, wayyyy more people need to use a stall than ever need to use a urinal in their lives.

      I’d love to hear it explained if you’d be open to that. I want to be about to better understand this.

      source
      • Charzard4261@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        They don’t need to have an even share of the available space. Give more to the side that needs it.

        source
  • DrCake@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Symbols so good they had to just write the words above.

    source
  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nuts to the left, shaved nuts to the right.

    source
    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What about those of us who only shave one? It’s a religious thing.

      source
      • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Straight to hell, obviously

        source
        • -> View More Comments
    • EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      With the side on the right, you have to leave a single hair growing, otherwise you can’t use either.

      source
    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      hairy boobs on the left. Shaved nuts with moles on the right.

      source
    • moistclump@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And I’m stuck in the middle with you.

      source
  • badbytes@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fly’s to the left, humans to the right.

    source
    • NickwithaC@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Here I am stuck in the middle with you

      source
      • horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        MY EAR OH MY GOD YOU CUT OFF MY EAR!!!

        source
  • knightmare1147@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gendered bathrooms are dumb. Just give everyone individual spaces to shit and move on.

    source
    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think you might have a different viewpoint if you had a teenage daughter

      source
      • blindbunny@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Show me all the assaults that trans women have initiated in bathrooms.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        So 8 individual closets with toilets and sinks can potentially cause sexual assaults?

        source
      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I have a teenage daughter. I have the same viewpoint. Give everyone a lockable stall door and don’t have gaps people can slide under or climb over.

        source
      • SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        If you have a teenage daughter: do you have gendered bathrooms in your home? If no: why not? A significant number of rapes happen at home, surely a gendered bathroom will help.

        source
      • Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        FYI this smacks of terf rhetoric, the same nonsense about trans women assaulting people in bathrooms, when unfortunately the reality is that they are more likely to be physically or sexually assaulted.

        Also aren’t you the same person who ran !conservativememes2@lemmy.world?

        source
        • -> View More Comments
  • puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Women: tits Men: biblically accurate tits

    source
    • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I thought it was ass checks

      source
  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I wonder if the very same people who cry about trans people “sexualizing children” would see any problem with that sign…

    source
  • sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Left:

    Hairy / Stretch Mark Boobs + C Section Scar.

    Right:

    Balls with Symmetric Cysts + Pencil Dick.

    …

    Am I seeing this right?

    source
    • lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      C-section scars are horizontal.

      source
      • sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Not always.

        It depends on what position the baby is in, and other factors.

        Image

        I was brought into the world via a vertically cut c section, as I insisted on attempting to exit my mom butt first.

        source
  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Kilroy was in the women’s bathroom.

    source
    • ininewcrow@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Kilroy also has some hairy eyelids

      source
  • cultsuperstar@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What if you shave your balls?

    source
    • dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Then those marks are bloody cuts instead of hair.

      source
      • cultsuperstar@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        If you’re cutting yourself that much, you’re definitely doing it wrong lol.

        source
  • brokenlcd@feddit.it ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I feel like adding the outline of the chest would have been a decent idea…

    source
    • eran_morad@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I took those to be nards on the left.

      source
      • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And the freshly shorn nards on the right.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
    • EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just removing the descending line would work.

      source
    • Hoimo@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      )°°(
      °|°

      source
  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So some hairy as taking a long shit on the left,
    and a cock & balls with nips on the right?

    source
  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But what if I have hairy boobs and pierced clean shaven testicles???

    source
    • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pierced testicles makes me feel bad.

      source
  • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why are bathrooms segregated? Is everyone in there looking at each other’s genitals? Why does it matter? Can guys not pee in front of women?

    source
    • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Women like to do some makeup and stuff in the bathroom. You’re kinda exposed while doing that so I get it.

      source
      • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Make up on genitals? The conversation is about genitals when it comes to this issue about segregated bathrooms. Republicans love to say creepy men will spy on women but they can do that anywhere in public.

        source
  • zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I know people with neither and both, so uhhh, which one?

    source
  • JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I want a bathroom signs where one says “SHITTER” with a big butthole on it. The other says “PISSER” with a smaller hole on it.

    That way people who just have to pee can go in and get out quickly and not smell poop aromas. People who need to shit can do so in solidarity together.

    source
  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s some hairy eyelids on the left hand side. And why are the men’s eyes closed anyway? Do men not look at each other when peeing?

    source
    • Shou@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s actually meant for flies. It’s a bathroom for men and flies. They had to make the sign this way because flies can’t read.

      source
  • MITM0@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    All I see is mosquitoes

    source
  • droporain@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bathrooms for skinny penis men and women.

    source
  • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In the far future everyone will wear jumpsuits or togas (depending on role and preferences) and restroom facilities will be ungendered. Also, if you go in you pants, embeded enzymes / bacteria will clean it up completely and the clothes will smell like chlorophyll due to esoteric science.

    source