Yo where the girls with titty dicks at?
Interesting new symbols for bathroom doors
Submitted 4 days ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 days ago
eran_morad@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Reddit?
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Both icons look like they are packing, so go to the right. And shaved men should also maybe go to the right?
I read it as women with unshaved balls have free choice.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Well, I can certainly show you dick nipples but you won’t like what they’re doing.
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
That line is way too thin to be a dick, that’s the taint. We’re viewing the balls from underneath. The corresponding one on the other side would be the titty-taint.
knightmare1147@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Gendered bathrooms are dumb. Just give everyone individual spaces to shit and move on.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I think you might have a different viewpoint if you had a teenage daughter
blindbunny@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
Show me all the assaults that trans women have initiated in bathrooms.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I have a teenage daughter. I have the same viewpoint. Give everyone a lockable stall door and don’t have gaps people can slide under or climb over.
SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 2 days ago
If you have a teenage daughter: do you have gendered bathrooms in your home? If no: why not? A significant number of rapes happen at home, surely a gendered bathroom will help.
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 days ago
So 8 individual closets with toilets and sinks can potentially cause sexual assaults?
Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world 2 days ago
FYI this smacks of terf rhetoric, the same nonsense about trans women assaulting people in bathrooms, when unfortunately the reality is that they are more likely to be physically or sexually assaulted.
Also aren’t you the same person who ran !conservativememes2@lemmy.world?
Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Separating bathrooms by gender is silly. They should be divided by poo and pee.
AreaKode@lemmy.world 4 days ago
ynthrepic@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Good idea, but I don’t know how you stop people pooping in the pee toilets.
Maven@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
I’ve seen this before and it always confused me. Is the pee side for urinals? If that’s the case, wayyyy more people need to use a stall than ever need to use a urinal in their lives.
I’d love to hear it explained if you’d be open to that. I want to be about to better understand this.
Charzard4261@programming.dev 3 days ago
They don’t need to have an even share of the available space. Give more to the side that needs it.
DrCake@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Symbols so good they had to just write the words above.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Nuts to the left, shaved nuts to the right.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 days ago
What about those of us who only shave one? It’s a religious thing.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 days ago
With the side on the right, you have to leave a single hair growing, otherwise you can’t use either.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 days ago
hairy boobs on the left. Shaved nuts with moles on the right.
moistclump@lemmy.world 3 days ago
And I’m stuck in the middle with you.
badbytes@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Fly’s to the left, humans to the right.
NickwithaC@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 3 days ago
MY EAR OH MY GOD YOU CUT OFF MY EAR!!!
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I wonder if the very same people who cry about trans people “sexualizing children” would see any problem with that sign…
puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
Women: tits Men: biblically accurate tits
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
I thought it was ass checks
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
Left:
Hairy / Stretch Mark Boobs + C Section Scar.
Right:
Balls with Symmetric Cysts + Pencil Dick.
…
Am I seeing this right?
lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
C-section scars are horizontal.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 3 days ago
What if you shave your balls?
dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Then those marks are bloody cuts instead of hair.
cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 3 days ago
If you’re cutting yourself that much, you’re definitely doing it wrong lol.
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 3 days ago
Kilroy was in the women’s bathroom.
ininewcrow@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Kilroy also has some hairy eyelids
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 3 days ago
But what if I have hairy boobs and pierced clean shaven testicles???
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Pierced testicles makes me feel bad.
brokenlcd@feddit.it 4 days ago
I feel like adding the outline of the chest would have been a decent idea…
eran_morad@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I took those to be nards on the left.
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 4 days ago
And the freshly shorn nards on the right.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Just removing the descending line would work.
Hoimo@ani.social 4 days ago
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JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 2 days ago
I want a bathroom signs where one says “SHITTER” with a big butthole on it. The other says “PISSER” with a smaller hole on it.
That way people who just have to pee can go in and get out quickly and not smell poop aromas. People who need to shit can do so in solidarity together.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 days ago
So some hairy as taking a long shit on the left,
and a cock & balls with nips on the right?OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Why are bathrooms segregated? Is everyone in there looking at each other’s genitals? Why does it matter? Can guys not pee in front of women?
Evotech@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Women like to do some makeup and stuff in the bathroom. You’re kinda exposed while doing that so I get it.
zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
I know people with neither and both, so uhhh, which one?
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 days ago
That’s some hairy eyelids on the left hand side. And why are the men’s eyes closed anyway? Do men not look at each other when peeing?
Shou@lemmy.world 3 days ago
It’s actually meant for flies. It’s a bathroom for men and flies. They had to make the sign this way because flies can’t read.
MITM0@lemmy.world 4 days ago
All I see is mosquitoes
droporain@lemmynsfw.com 4 days ago
Bathrooms for skinny penis men and women.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
In the far future everyone will wear jumpsuits or togas (depending on role and preferences) and restroom facilities will be ungendered. Also, if you go in you pants, embeded enzymes / bacteria will clean it up completely and the clothes will smell like chlorophyll due to esoteric science.
queermunist@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
This fuckin sucks lol
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 days ago
There was a subreddit I missed visiting that was about really stupid bathroom signs. This would make it there
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
It would also have fit on r/arethestraightsokay
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
It looks like OP posted it because they think it’s just straightforwardly funny, which is a little bleak.
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Not what you’re supposed to be doing in the public bathroom, but you do you, I suppose.
queermunist@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
Well am I supposed to do it in the hallway? Be reasonable!