Yo where the girls with titty dicks at?
Interesting new symbols for bathroom doors
Submitted 4 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 months ago
eran_morad@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Reddit?
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Both icons look like they are packing, so go to the right. And shaved men should also maybe go to the right?
I read it as women with unshaved balls have free choice.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Well, I can certainly show you dick nipples but you won’t like what they’re doing.
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
That line is way too thin to be a dick, that’s the taint. We’re viewing the balls from underneath. The corresponding one on the other side would be the titty-taint.
Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Separating bathrooms by gender is silly. They should be divided by poo and pee.
AreaKode@lemmy.world 4 months ago
ynthrepic@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Good idea, but I don’t know how you stop people pooping in the pee toilets.
Maven@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
I’ve seen this before and it always confused me. Is the pee side for urinals? If that’s the case, wayyyy more people need to use a stall than ever need to use a urinal in their lives.
I’d love to hear it explained if you’d be open to that. I want to be about to better understand this.
Charzard4261@programming.dev 4 months ago
They don’t need to have an even share of the available space. Give more to the side that needs it.
DrCake@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Symbols so good they had to just write the words above.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Nuts to the left, shaved nuts to the right.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
What about those of us who only shave one? It’s a religious thing.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 months ago
With the side on the right, you have to leave a single hair growing, otherwise you can’t use either.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 months ago
hairy boobs on the left. Shaved nuts with moles on the right.
moistclump@lemmy.world 4 months ago
And I’m stuck in the middle with you.
badbytes@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Fly’s to the left, humans to the right.
NickwithaC@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 4 months ago
MY EAR OH MY GOD YOU CUT OFF MY EAR!!!
knightmare1147@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Gendered bathrooms are dumb. Just give everyone individual spaces to shit and move on.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I think you might have a different viewpoint if you had a teenage daughter
blindbunny@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Show me all the assaults that trans women have initiated in bathrooms.
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 4 months ago
So 8 individual closets with toilets and sinks can potentially cause sexual assaults?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I have a teenage daughter. I have the same viewpoint. Give everyone a lockable stall door and don’t have gaps people can slide under or climb over.
SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 4 months ago
If you have a teenage daughter: do you have gendered bathrooms in your home? If no: why not? A significant number of rapes happen at home, surely a gendered bathroom will help.
Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world 4 months ago
FYI this smacks of terf rhetoric, the same nonsense about trans women assaulting people in bathrooms, when unfortunately the reality is that they are more likely to be physically or sexually assaulted.
Also aren’t you the same person who ran !conservativememes2@lemmy.world?
puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Women: tits Men: biblically accurate tits
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
I thought it was ass checks
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I wonder if the very same people who cry about trans people “sexualizing children” would see any problem with that sign…
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Left:
Hairy / Stretch Mark Boobs + C Section Scar.
Right:
Balls with Symmetric Cysts + Pencil Dick.
…
Am I seeing this right?
lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
C-section scars are horizontal.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
Kilroy was in the women’s bathroom.
ininewcrow@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Kilroy also has some hairy eyelids
cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 4 months ago
What if you shave your balls?
dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Then those marks are bloody cuts instead of hair.
cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 4 months ago
If you’re cutting yourself that much, you’re definitely doing it wrong lol.
brokenlcd@feddit.it 4 months ago
I feel like adding the outline of the chest would have been a decent idea…
eran_morad@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I took those to be nards on the left.
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 4 months ago
And the freshly shorn nards on the right.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Just removing the descending line would work.
Hoimo@ani.social 4 months ago
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Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 months ago
So some hairy as taking a long shit on the left,
and a cock & balls with nips on the right?ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 4 months ago
But what if I have hairy boobs and pierced clean shaven testicles???
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Pierced testicles makes me feel bad.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Why are bathrooms segregated? Is everyone in there looking at each other’s genitals? Why does it matter? Can guys not pee in front of women?
Evotech@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Women like to do some makeup and stuff in the bathroom. You’re kinda exposed while doing that so I get it.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Make up on genitals? The conversation is about genitals when it comes to this issue about segregated bathrooms. Republicans love to say creepy men will spy on women but they can do that anywhere in public.
zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
I know people with neither and both, so uhhh, which one?
JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 4 months ago
I want a bathroom signs where one says “SHITTER” with a big butthole on it. The other says “PISSER” with a smaller hole on it.
That way people who just have to pee can go in and get out quickly and not smell poop aromas. People who need to shit can do so in solidarity together.
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 months ago
That’s some hairy eyelids on the left hand side. And why are the men’s eyes closed anyway? Do men not look at each other when peeing?
Shou@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s actually meant for flies. It’s a bathroom for men and flies. They had to make the sign this way because flies can’t read.
MITM0@lemmy.world 4 months ago
All I see is mosquitoes
droporain@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
Bathrooms for skinny penis men and women.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
In the far future everyone will wear jumpsuits or togas (depending on role and preferences) and restroom facilities will be ungendered. Also, if you go in you pants, embeded enzymes / bacteria will clean it up completely and the clothes will smell like chlorophyll due to esoteric science.
queermunist@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
This fuckin sucks lol
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
There was a subreddit I missed visiting that was about really stupid bathroom signs. This would make it there
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
It would also have fit on r/arethestraightsokay
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Not what you’re supposed to be doing in the public bathroom, but you do you, I suppose.
queermunist@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Well am I supposed to do it in the hallway? Be reasonable!
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
It looks like OP posted it because they think it’s just straightforwardly funny, which is a little bleak.