moistclump

@moistclump@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Rise And Fall of Limos⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Friend had a party bus company. Regulations, rowdiness, and increasingly unreliable clients turned him off it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which movies have you seen this week?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Watched As Good As it Gets with Jack Nicholson. Man that guy is good at playing old crotchety OCD racist-misogynist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't think so!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are the rocks eyebrows always so flawless or am I just noticing because I got my own eyebrows done today and I’m wishing they turned out half as good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Making Audio Waves That Look and Sound Like Things⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I enjoyed that. It feels like that’s what the internets for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ethics of domestication⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Classic cat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why CVS Sucks Now — And Is Getting Worse⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let me guess. Capitalism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Three-Quarters of U.S. Adults Are Now Overweight or Obese⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Urban planning practices and a lack of effective food regulations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On Mushrooms⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to be a mushroom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judging⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Going to name my kid [NULL] so he has a fighting chance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Great Dictator - Charlie Chaplin⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man. This speech. I needed this, thank you. It’s so poignant and perfect. Every time I stumble on it every couple of years I feel moved and hopeful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iraq to lower age of consent for girls to just 9 years old and allow men to marry young kids: ‘This law legalizes child rape’⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus fucking Christ. That’s awful. I feel powerless when I see things like this. What are we even supposed to do. Who’s protecting these girls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vintage 2001 Carpet Pattern - Most of its rise in popularity didn't occur until early fall of that year.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hard to argue with⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminder that just because you don’t have children, doesn’t mean you have to achieve a certain level of career or academia. You’re still valid. I’m still valid…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Snail⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Snails sleep for 3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Origins of Shoulder Angels⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It sounds like the combination of the Persian folklore and the rise of animation having to depict internal struggles is what miniaturized them and put them on shoulders. Is that right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vance if he were based⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My Chemical BroVance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Comparative anatomy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Then we’d know Jesus was carrying the t-rex the whole time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soup⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually think it would be pretty painful having all the knowledge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soup⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your stupid decal finally makes sense!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok I’m confused about what the map photo means now. It’s raining inland. Is it raining salt inland?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Climate change⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  America’s penis will be the last thing poking outta the water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Important information⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You calling me a forking slot?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very thankful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s my understanding that the most ethical forms of porn is not free.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Very Royal Scandal: of all the interviews that rocked the royal family’s brand – Prince Andrew’s might just be the worst.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I love journalist dramas. I hadn’t heard of these.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JD Vance Ate My Dog⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Catchy. And true. Given there’s no evidence showing he’s not eating all the pets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Homestar Runner] Limozeen - Zeenin' Into The Night⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not the homestar I was expecting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I almost glossed over it thinking I’d “finished” the series until I saw your comment and then had the same reaction.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inadmissible⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  PhD people aren’t known for their understanding of social situations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That explains it.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Alzheimer’s laser

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lasagna⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jon would, what a rascal.