moistclump

@moistclump@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Three-Quarters of U.S. Adults Are Now Overweight or Obese⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Urban planning practices and a lack of effective food regulations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On Mushrooms⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to be a mushroom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judging⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Going to name my kid [NULL] so he has a fighting chance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Great Dictator - Charlie Chaplin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man. This speech. I needed this, thank you. It’s so poignant and perfect. Every time I stumble on it every couple of years I feel moved and hopeful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iraq to lower age of consent for girls to just 9 years old and allow men to marry young kids: ‘This law legalizes child rape’⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus fucking Christ. That’s awful. I feel powerless when I see things like this. What are we even supposed to do. Who’s protecting these girls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vintage 2001 Carpet Pattern - Most of its rise in popularity didn't occur until early fall of that year.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hard to argue with⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminder that just because you don’t have children, doesn’t mean you have to achieve a certain level of career or academia. You’re still valid. I’m still valid…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Snail⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Snails sleep for 3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Origins of Shoulder Angels⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It sounds like the combination of the Persian folklore and the rise of animation having to depict internal struggles is what miniaturized them and put them on shoulders. Is that right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vance if he were based⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My Chemical BroVance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Comparative anatomy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Then we’d know Jesus was carrying the t-rex the whole time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soup⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually think it would be pretty painful having all the knowledge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soup⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your stupid decal finally makes sense!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok I’m confused about what the map photo means now. It’s raining inland. Is it raining salt inland?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Climate change⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  America’s penis will be the last thing poking outta the water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Important information⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You calling me a forking slot?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very thankful⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s my understanding that the most ethical forms of porn is not free.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Very Royal Scandal: of all the interviews that rocked the royal family’s brand – Prince Andrew’s might just be the worst.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I love journalist dramas. I hadn’t heard of these.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JD Vance Ate My Dog⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Catchy. And true. Given there’s no evidence showing he’s not eating all the pets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Homestar Runner] Limozeen - Zeenin' Into The Night⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not the homestar I was expecting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I almost glossed over it thinking I’d “finished” the series until I saw your comment and then had the same reaction.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inadmissible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  PhD people aren’t known for their understanding of social situations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That explains it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Alzheimer’s laser

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lasagna⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Jon would, what a rascal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roller Coaster - bizarre chart in Excel (2011)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait what how

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When Comedians Stop Being Relatable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At first I thought Jerry Seinfeld but then obviously it was about Joe Rogan. I actually didn’t know about Joe Rogans standup special or history until I watched this analysis: youtu.be/7EuKibmlll4?feature=shared

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50/50 is a cheerful, deeply heinous free game about cutting things perfectly in half⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why link to article when you can link to game theshelfman.itch.io/fiftyfifty

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn I wanna work for the Onion⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ”You work hard for your money. Now hand it over.”

  Mostly likely approach to actually get my money.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biomedical Scientist Answers Pseudoscience Questions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Really interesting video! Learned things I didn’t know. Like the “why” behind the general consensus against chiropractors, supplements, organic food, gluten avoidance, pesticide avoidance, vaccine avoidance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AHH I DONT KNOW WHAT I SAID AHHH⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s against being for something, and for being against things.