Two sides to every story

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• boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Lol I’d love to be a fly on the wall at one of my ex’s therapy sessions as I know for sure she’s incapable of telling the truth about just about anything. The fantasies she concocts are more amusing when you know everything.

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I try real hard to remind myself when people tell me their sob stories that somewhere out there is someone who would be flabbergasted at the bullshit being spewed in my face.

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• RaoulDook@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Uncle Baby Billy’s Healing Elixir will cure your ailments, even covids!

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  • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨36⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Sarcasm is my love language

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨minute⁩ ago

      I’m not so great with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? - Chandler Bing

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• Jesus_666@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  “…you see, it was actually considerably worse and I refuse to keep getting undersold by her like that.”

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• doug@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “First of all I absolutely let you have all the privacy you wanted. Second of all those were my Corn Flakes and I was absolutely justified in cutting your brakes. Back me up here, doc.”

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• you_are_dust@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  One of my ex’s told me she lies and hides things during therapy. That’s probably the best way to use therapy. But that would make this all the more interesting to hear.

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