thespcicifcocean
@thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world
- Comment on I'm tired 16 hours ago:
My therapist told me that, in fact, it’s not normal to wish to be hit by a bus on the way to work every morning just so you could escape from going to work.
- Comment on We thought it could never get better than this 1 day ago:
We thought it couldn’t get better than this, and in fact it didn’t get better.
- Comment on Tell me what to do today, and I will report back. 1 day ago:
Make sure to drink enough water. Not too much water though.
- Comment on "How long is this supposed to TAKE!" ~King Julian 1 week ago:
Because people are fucking idiots.
- Comment on Anon experiences a glitch 2 weeks ago:
Is the inability to form long term memories a side effect of something, or is that the main point of one of the drugs?
- Comment on A community turned to grift 3 weeks ago:
Time to create the internet 2?
- Comment on Just a matter of time before it's reality 5 weeks ago:
Pretty soon we’ll have AI toilets for some reason. They’ll be able to send push notifications to your phone. I imagine a future where your toilet is hungry because you went on vacation and needs you to shit in it so bad.
- Comment on Paid Time Off Hypocrisy 1 month ago:
What fucking timeline is this where I agree with thomas fucking massie?
- Comment on Reject modernity, embrace tradition 1 month ago:
you could try smoking cigars instead. or using dip.
- Comment on 2027 gonna be like... 1 month ago:
theres no mechanism for this in the US. basically, we’re stuck with him until he either dies or completes his term.
- Comment on Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town. 1 month ago:
i’m a cute little fox with a sword. not too bad, all in all.
- Comment on culture 2 months ago:
i think it’s one guy one jar
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 2 months ago:
Like French as a language, or French as a concept?
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 2 months ago:
My unpopular opinion is that French food is pretty mid.
- Comment on Local Walmart just installed cameras in the aisles… 2 months ago:
Not yet, at least. It seems that they operate almost everywhere else though
- Comment on Cool Japan 🌸 2 months ago:
Sure would be a shame if they also had an abysmally low birth rate which will result in their societal collapse.
- Comment on Happy Birthday guys, gals, and other pals! 3 months ago:
How do you mean? That heat related deaths do not actually mean heat related deaths? People drowning in an overcrowded pool and kids left in hot cars are heat related. Just like a suicide by firearm is firearm related.
But please, explain to my feeble American mind how heat related doesnt actually mean heat related.
- Comment on Happy Birthday guys, gals, and other pals! 3 months ago:
I get it, it’s easy to make fun of us. i just hate holier than thou european chodes who take things seriously.
- Comment on Happy Birthday guys, gals, and other pals! 3 months ago:
I’m not comparing heatwave deaths to heatwave deaths though. i’m comparing gun related deaths to heat related deaths.
- Comment on Happy Birthday guys, gals, and other pals! 3 months ago:
My new favorite statistic is that more people die in Europe due to heat related deaths than people die of gun violence in the US per year.
- Comment on Happy Birthday guys, gals, and other pals! 3 months ago:
For now. They’ll say anything to get elected, then they’ll enact their bullshit plans.
- Comment on Happy Birthday guys, gals, and other pals! 3 months ago:
I love when Europeans talk about American slavery and colonialism like its not one of Europe’s favorite pastimes too.
- Comment on It's that time again 3 months ago:
Best they can offer is bombs for isreal
- Comment on She skipped groceries for a week to pay for that Little Caesars. 3 months ago:
the only people who think that the distinction isn’t necessary are morons who can’t spell.
- Comment on She skipped groceries for a week to pay for that Little Caesars. 3 months ago:
Is they’re and their deprecated too?
- Comment on Yard Sale 3 months ago:
In Yuma, az, the roads are like this.
- Comment on battlecheat 4 months ago:
We’ve got mountains of content, some better, some worse
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Just be sure to wear a flip flop and you’ll probably be fine
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
athlete’s foot.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
My stupid ass read the URL as Shrek Knows, and I was very concerned about why shrek would know so much about sex