El_Scapacabra

@El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkers, not chess.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop counting your points! Keep counting mine!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget to wash up!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely the first thing that stood out to me when I joined.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget to wash up!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw this posted a few years ago and apparently the stickers were designed and placed there by pranksters. Which, you know, should have been pretty obvious to everyone to begin with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two sides to every story⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s extra fun when they are delusional enough to accidentally tell on themselves.

  For example, if someone tells me unprompted that their nasty family members are falsely accusing them of something and cut off contact over it, I immediately believe whatever “false” accusations they claim to have against them.

  I use this example because I literally had this conversation with a total stranger and he truly had no idea how bad he was making himself look.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two sides to every story⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The first time his name showed up in my news feed I genuinely thought it was a character name of some movie or video game villain. Imagine my surprise when I found out that’s the actor’s actual name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are strong⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you ever decide to rewrite the odyssey I might actually read it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good question tbh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Water flowing underground

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be ungovernable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget they also have bolt cutters for a face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be ungovernable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a zoo near me that started out as a rescue park for abandoned parrots. One enclosure had all the potty-mouthed parrots in it and they hung up a sign saying

  “If the parrots shout insults, they’re (usually) not directed at you personally”

  That always made me laugh.

  Also don’t buy parrots as pets. They’re notoriously difficult to keep and most people get in way over their heads while the parrots live a miserable and depressed (and very long!) life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be ungovernable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like you just handed me a new Rabbit Hole to dive into, lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be ungovernable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, I didn’t know that, what are they most closely related to then?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be ungovernable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed on the parrots but a lot of corvids I’ve encountered were absolute trolls as well. Very intentional and calculating, they clearly had fun antagonizing other animals. Don’t get me wrong, they’re assholes. But they’re funny assholes.

  Maybe European corvids aren’t like Australian ones. I’ve heard stories about your magpies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm disappointed to the max⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s actually a great tit. They look very similar though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you ever feel like your life is "scripted"? Like everything is written by some entity controlling your life? Like you live in a fictional universe? Is this feeling normal/common?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Autopilot. That’s what I started calling it for lack of a better term. It’s like my consciousness moves to the back of my skull and I’m watching myself interact with the world as if following a script.

  For me it’s derealization/depersonalisation (I always confuse the two) caused by complex trauma. Any social interaction can trigger it so I tend to avoid people now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider’s name was Death.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The President of the United States of America⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lump sat alone in the oval office, shitting in his pants and killing citizens for profits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Understandable⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Eyes are drier than the Sahara.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game developers desperate for you to join their Discord "server"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You just listed every reason why I have never liked Discord but couldn’t really begin to explain why. Thanks for putting into words so clearly!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good evening.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Technically, yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He took it literally⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where he was already setting off the uncanny radar if memory serves. Seeing his reaction to hearing they found the body was pretty wild as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Joseph is still not buying her story⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  TheraminTrees is amazing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He took it literally⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why Styven, Why???

  For real though, look up the sped up footage of this interrogation, this dude (Stephen McDaniel) is skinwalker-level eerie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anons brother has some strong opinions⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Better keep this kid far away from any bulldozers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d feel pissed off more than anything. I don’t know your situation obviously but my mother would be aggressively pushy like this and the best solution for me was to stop telling her shit about my life.

  Things greatly improved when I did that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The woman in the center of this pic is Dead⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I imagine it’s also hard to hold a smile while you’re holding a corpse. That sounds like a “one or the other” type of thing tbh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In heat⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve had a bit of a tumble.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i'm old graeg⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you love me?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The undeniable right to bear beans! 🐻🫘⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably still wearing bandages from throwing that Molotov cocktail and running back into the burning shed last time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*pat pat pat*⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Two choc-ices please.