It's true

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Finally some validation.

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  • NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Just like mom used to heat up.

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• 3daybanwithdrawl@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I miss my black cat that was stolen from me. This post makes me sad.

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  • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Omg that is so evil :(

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    • 3daybanwithdrawl@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      She is my ESA and my racist narcissist mom stole her. Here is proof. Image

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    • burido@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      :3

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul #streetracing #DUI #blessed

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  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Imagining that old pic of a cat with a watermelon helmet behind the wheel.

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• Klear@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m going through a hangover. Checks out.

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• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fine. Open your own damn can of food!

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• kn33@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Idk, pretty sure feeling like I’m gonna throw up after eating some donuts my coworker brought in is at most partially my fault.

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  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Maybe. Did you give them good reason to poison you?

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    • kn33@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Not that I can think of

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• HalfSalesman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Unironically, mostly yes.

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• El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Me - trying to fall asleep but my stomach hurts because I ate half a bag of chips before bed:

  “You can’t say that! You don’t know my life!”

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• lemonsorrel@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Maybe I can blame astrology

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• MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Currently shitting my whole ass cause I had 12 things of beer yesterday

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• Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  On the shitpost meter, you score 70%

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• jjlinux@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fact!

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