desiccated_event

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The way this egg peels in infuriating⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Happy Easter!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a plan⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the woke mafia claims another victim⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  At the 2008 Democrat convention in Denver, I noticed a spike in Craigslist behaviour around the area the Republicans were gathered at the time…coindidence?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does that work?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But all my friends disappear when I stop drinking and doing drugs. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doctors in the 1800s⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  To be frank, the victorian approach to medicine bore Jack the Ripper. Perhaps some things cannot be medicated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get her engine going.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can look at this two ways. I choose the positive:When couples love each other, they learn to harmonize their snoring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is what ignoring experts looks like.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “There is no war in Ba Sing Se.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨there is a special place in hell for these scientists⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  DO NOT give Todd any more ideas….please.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨there is a special place in hell for these scientists⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this how the Borg began? Suddenly makes more sense with the outfits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What do we call it when it happens in real life? The News… Do I put the /s?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes a wish⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you, Anon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Right on, brother!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck you. Clipping animals to make them more human friendly is atrocious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Beans is my spirit animal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lmao⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I see you, I appreciate you. Thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lmao⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh. Oh, oh my god. I think we need a space goat or something…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two sides to every story⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  IKR!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨💀🌈🙏🌈💀⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There are a few gay men looking at this video. That’s it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two sides to every story⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Consider it taken under advisement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s MEGALODON!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lmao⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ewww………

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lmao⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it possible that the way humanity has been dealing the with useless 1/3 of the population was to put them in middle-management positions? Consultants and the like?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Consumerism ahhhhh moment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If a person comes to my door and rings the bell after reading my sign that says, “don’t ring unless emergency”…I enjoy giving them my full vocabulary of curses. People are stupid. A person is smart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two sides to every story⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, I realise now I have seen him numerous times, but has just come into his “William H. Macy” moment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two sides to every story⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a total tangent, but, WHO THE FUCK IS WALTON GOGGINS?…the man just appears out of nowhere to show up in all my adverts, and I sit here, “Walton Goggins, you named your kid ‘walton’”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So Deep⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do I feel like I’ve been insulted at the same time as praised?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New flat earthers update btw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fine and dandy, but the real question is what is the sex of the Great A’Tuin?