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Anon makes a wish

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • redditmademedoit@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gay: didn’t wish for a blowjob, fake: she probably thinks of him too.

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  • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I gotta admit, I like wholesome greentexts

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    • cabillaud@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wholesome? Or mushy?

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  • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fake: anon has a girlfriend

    Gay: anon had dated someone who had sex with a man

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I seriously don’t get what’s fun about this nihilism and gay-shaming.

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      • damnedfurry@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s just a running joke for greentexts to call them “fake and gay”, which became having to come up with some justification to attach both labels to the story instead of just saying it is. This is completely regardless of what the greentext actually consists of.

        The more you have to stretch to make the labels fit, the funnier it is.

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  • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    fug where is the funny!?! 😭

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  • Syndication@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ngl I thought this was going to be a really fucked up greentext as soon as I read the word “cancer”.

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
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      • RepleteLocum@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Sometimes relationships just don’t work out?

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      • NotBillMurray@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Is this some fucked up online performance art?

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      • Gorillazrule@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Had me in the first half till I saw the username.

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I did not expect anything wholesome from this c/…

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  • glibg@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Surprisingly touching, thanks for sharing

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  • desiccated_event@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thank you, Anon.

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  • DaedalousIlios@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This anon’s alright!

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    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And not exactly alt-right!

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      • DaedalousIlios@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Nice one! Take an updoot!

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      • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        hoooh yeeeaah
        Threat Level: Alright
        Not neccesarily alt-right
        From Pepe on a peddling /pol/ site

        He’s a threat, a level
        A level level threat
        He’s the tamest 4channer
        I’ve ever seen yet

        Threat level what? Alright
        Threat level who? 4channer
        Threat level why? Epstein files, gotta release 'em, peace I’m out!

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  • yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fuck man, i was not ready

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  • RacerX@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can confirm. Am bassist for Northstar.

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  • Aeri@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Imagine fumbling so hard that you don’t get with a girl who is so into you that she wants you around while she’s dying of cancer.

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