Anon makes a wish

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• Syndication@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ngl I thought this was going to be a really fucked up greentext as soon as I read the word “cancer”.

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• mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I gotta admit, I like wholesome greentexts

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• redditmademedoit@piefed.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Gay: didn’t wish for a blowjob, fake: she probably thinks of him too.

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fake: anon has a girlfriend

  Gay: anon had dated someone who had sex with a man

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I seriously don’t get what’s fun about this nihilism and gay-shaming.

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    • damnedfurry@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s just a running joke for greentexts to call them “fake and gay”, which became having to come up with some justification to attach both labels to the story instead of just saying it is. This is completely regardless of what the greentext actually consists of.

      The more you have to stretch to make the labels fit, the funnier it is.

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• wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I did not expect anything wholesome from this c/…

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• Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  fug where is the funny!?! 😭

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• SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• glibg@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Surprisingly touching, thanks for sharing

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• desiccated_event@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thank you, Anon.

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• RacerX@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can confirm. Am bassist for Northstar.

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• yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fuck man, i was not ready

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