Anon makes a wish

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• redditmademedoit@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gay: didn’t wish for a blowjob, fake: she probably thinks of him too.

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• mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I gotta admit, I like wholesome greentexts

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  • cabillaud@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wholesome? Or mushy?

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fake: anon has a girlfriend

  Gay: anon had dated someone who had sex with a man

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I seriously don’t get what’s fun about this nihilism and gay-shaming.

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    • damnedfurry@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s just a running joke for greentexts to call them “fake and gay”, which became having to come up with some justification to attach both labels to the story instead of just saying it is. This is completely regardless of what the greentext actually consists of.

      The more you have to stretch to make the labels fit, the funnier it is.

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• SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  fug where is the funny!?! 😭

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• Syndication@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ngl I thought this was going to be a really fucked up greentext as soon as I read the word “cancer”.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • RepleteLocum@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sometimes relationships just don’t work out?

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    • NotBillMurray@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is this some fucked up online performance art?

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    • Gorillazrule@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Had me in the first half till I saw the username.

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• wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I did not expect anything wholesome from this c/…

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• glibg@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Surprisingly touching, thanks for sharing

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• desiccated_event@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thank you, Anon.

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• DaedalousIlios@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This anon’s alright!

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And not exactly alt-right!

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      hoooh yeeeaah
      Threat Level: Alright
      Not neccesarily alt-right
      From Pepe on a peddling /pol/ site

      He’s a threat, a level
      A level level threat
      He’s the tamest 4channer
      I’ve ever seen yet

      Threat level what? Alright
      Threat level who? 4channer
      Threat level why? Epstein files, gotta release 'em, peace I’m out!

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    • DaedalousIlios@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nice one! Take an updoot!

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• yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fuck man, i was not ready

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• RacerX@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can confirm. Am bassist for Northstar.

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• Aeri@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imagine fumbling so hard that you don’t get with a girl who is so into you that she wants you around while she’s dying of cancer.

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