Wicked

@Wicked@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're safe now.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  250 dollars, negotiatiable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Destroyed by logic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Its getting harder to find good goon material

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A little dehydration Never killed nobody⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Missing the only thing that’s stopping you is you not being able to think of a lie? Not the possible health concerns? Or Possible Pain can you even imagine pissing continuously for like 3 minutes straight and it’s just a burning sensation in your tip? Or if it eroded away at the inner walls of ur wee wee?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why won't they listen?!?!?!?!?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m right about everything I have no flaws I am morally righteous in every way 😌

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't feed them fairy tales. Just be honest⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude same, except i was a sleep over and when my friend went to sleep i stayed up and got off to it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not like the other girls.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This genuinely made me question my life. What divine intervention thought it was necessary for me to read this? How will this benefit me or my fellow man? Why? Why? WHY!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck yea bro!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  When my balls turn red, run.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck yea bro!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I’m going to need an extra extra large.

  (Im lying)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Im wearing Funyuns underwear rn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's in the files⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey man, look on the bright side, even though we are snatching cougers, you can have our femboys. Law of equivalent exchange.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beaver celebrating the 4th of July⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this gooner bait?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wasted life when it's all about money⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Become a monk instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good for him.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, that wasn’t the wind. I saw that, leave yo mamas undies alone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good for him.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The earty is round but hollow, holes at the north and south pole, leading to agartha, where the black stone sit at the center.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's been a while since I was fired from my job, so here's a picture of Windows updating at the wrong time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I wanna learn hiw to dox! So i can scare the little shits that are way better than me at video games