Is… is that falafal?
Fuck yea bro!
Submitted 1 day ago by Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Instead of over the shoulder boulder holders, it’s an under the butt nut hut
bekopharm@discuss.tchncs.de 9 hours ago
German saying: “Sind die Glocken länger als das Seil beginnt des Lebens zweiter Teil.”
Roughly translates to if the bells are longer than the rope, the second part of life begins.
JFLennson@feddit.org 9 hours ago
- Goethe
Naich@piefed.world 1 day ago
Also, somewhere to keep 2 falafels, apparently.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Tanoh@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The Bro!
cybervseas@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This define, lifts, and separates.
It’s the Wonder Bro
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What about shrinkage?
guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
Stay out of the pool.
bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Long Ball Larry’s gonna love it.
cowfodder@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
100% this is gay fetish wear.
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Are you saying Lyndon B. Johnson was gay? Cause he would definitely appreciate the idea.
timestatic@feddit.org 3 hours ago
I love how they keep using this call recording again and again on Last Week Tonight
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
He did have a habit of showing men his penis at any available opportunity.
skeezix@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Your girlfriend could use it as a bra.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Or, and hear me out…just wear boxer briefs.
Most underwear brands now have lines that include a nut pouch. I first saw it on the brand SAXX, which I do love. But even down to jockey and Hanes I think, they now offer these styles.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Regular boxers don’t give the kind of support that testicles need, especially over the long haul. Men should wear tighty whities, or boxer briefs.
If you don’t, then as you age, your scrotum stretches out, and your balls start hanging low. Men often first realize it when they sit on the toilet, and the boys take a dip in the pool. Testicle tucks are one of the most popular plastic surgeries.
Keeping them held snug against the body over a lifetime, reduces sagging near the end.
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 hours ago
Keeping them held snug against the body over a lifetime, reduces sagging near the end.
Interestingly, this was thought to be the case for breasts, as well, but up to a certain size (at which point support becomes necessary) its best to leave them be other than specific activities like exercise, because it forces muscles and skin to tighten to support them which keeps them from sagging longer. It’ll still happen, of course, either way.
blargh513@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
Been wearing some type of snug undies my whole life. I’m almost 50 and my boys are high and tight.
Boxers are just puzzling to me. I wore them a few times and they were so big and baggy, they were all tangled up inside my pants. Like wearing a pair of gym shorts under regular shorts. No support, not comfortable, nuts stuck to thigh, what the hell is the point?
KryptoSynth@ani.social 1 day ago
elite ball trivia
farting_gorilla@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I realized it when I sat down in a chair and sat on my balls. Ow my balls.
YawningNostalgia@thelemmy.club 17 hours ago
Is it uncomfortable when they move? I don’t have big boobs but I always wear a bra because I don’t like the sensation of them swinging when I walk around.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
protist@retrofed.com 1 day ago
I do want to say that most underwear literally does the same thing. This is kinky AF though, I’d buy it
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
No boxers?
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Boxer briefs absolutely won that war in a horrific and devastating fashion
TomMasz@piefed.social 1 day ago
I tried boxers. It was a freedom that I did not enjoy.
protist@retrofed.com 1 day ago
I haven’t worn boxers in 20 years. Trunks for life
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 8 hours ago
Ok, I’m confused now.
Do those people not wear underwear?
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
Your saying you can’t wear a bra under a shirt?
Jyek@sh.itjust.works 7 minutes ago
No this is like wearing a bra specifically to hold your nipples and not the breasts. The bra does this already. The right pair of underwear also already do this for your balls.
vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 hours ago
thanks! now i know what i’m wearing to pride next year
The_v@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Brings me back to how we sung a song in grade school. Edit out Ears with Balls and you get:
Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you swing them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier? Do your balls hang low?
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
For us it was continental soldier.
MML@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
They swing them over the left south of the equator, not that it would make a difference in this scenario
sixty@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
brenis
nullspace@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
A new class of fetishwear is born.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Dam it i just got rid of mine
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
For you, they recommend a testicle undershirt.
Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Well, shizzzzzzz!
lefaucet@slrpnk.net 15 hours ago
Can’t wait for the Victor’s Secret fashion show
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
The ballkini
renormalizer@feddit.org 10 hours ago
errer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Finally, a way to save the ball sweat I’ve been wasting
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Now, I don’t avoid underwear Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 1 day ago
So none of you have a scrotum?
You know, that little flesh bag you keep your balls in?
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Those stretch and lose support with age
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Damn, I thought I was getting taller.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Your scrotum doesn’t retain its elasticity forever. As people get older, their scrotums will begin to sag and droop. Also (this doesn’t apply to everyone), as you get older, your heart doesnt function as well as it used to, and this can cause fluid to pool (edema) in your lower half. The scrotum is one of the first places to begin accumulating fluid, causing it to not only sag, but also get significantly larger. This can lead to discomfort and injures.
With all that said, this thing is 110% fetish wear. Just wear briefs if your scrotum is super saggy
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hell yeah, I didn’t know I was guaranteed a huge scrote! Best news all day!
cybervseas@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Might be more helpful for people with specific conditions. Off the top of my head i’m thinking Bell Clapper Defomity and Varicoceles. But even those cases, I’d think you would just…wear a jockstrap? Generally a good idea for intense physical activity, too, for everyone that has testes.
absentbird@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You mean a skin bra? Sure, but it’s not very stylish, this will keep your boys looking symmetrical
Janx@piefed.social 15 hours ago
I hope it lifts and separates!
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Wow, that’s nuts!
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
WHERE 👏 DO 👏 YOU 👏 KEEP 👏 THE 👏 NETS 👏 THAT 👏 YOU 👏 PUT 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 BOTTOM 👏 OF 👏 GUYS 👏 BALLS 👏 TO 👏 STOP 👏 THEM 👏 FROM 👏 DUNKING 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 WATER??? –Carter Pewterschmidt, 2019 (Family Guy, s17e10)
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Just wear briefs?
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 14 hours ago
I’m still young, but in a hot day… I would try these.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
so long as we can wear just these to the beach. they get a bikini, we get a bikini kinda thing. might need a dong sleeve tho
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 19 minutes ago
Side boob is out! Side ball? So hot right now!
bcgm3@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
It’s there a third string, up the back? The model photo looks like this just sits in front of your balls, rather than supporting them from below, as is shown in the inset photo.
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I thought the jock strap was already invented.
farmgineer@nord.pub 15 hours ago
In my mid-40s, things are certainly going the way of the sweet chariot, but nothing my normal boxer-briefs don’t handle.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
sweet chariot
Oh wow, they comin’ for to carry you home.
farmgineer@nord.pub 15 hours ago
Maybe if I make it to 80 I can wind them up like a rubber-band helicopter and fly back.
UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 31 minutes ago
The old nut hugger, the scrote swinger, the prairie oyster companion!