Fuck yea bro!
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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gedaliyah@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Tanoh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The Bro!
cybervseas@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This define, lifts, and separates.
It’s the Wonder Bro
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What about shrinkage?
guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Stay out of the pool.
bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Long Ball Larry’s gonna love it.
cowfodder@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
100% this is gay fetish wear.
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Are you saying Lyndon B. Johnson was gay? Cause he would definitely appreciate the idea.
timestatic@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
I love how they keep using this call recording again and again on Last Week Tonight
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He did have a habit of showing men his penis at any available opportunity.
skeezix@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Your girlfriend could use it as a bra.
protist@retrofed.com 3 weeks ago
I do want to say that most underwear literally does the same thing. This is kinky AF though, I’d buy it
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
No boxers?
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Boxer briefs absolutely won that war in a horrific and devastating fashion
TomMasz@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I tried boxers. It was a freedom that I did not enjoy.
protist@retrofed.com 3 weeks ago
I haven’t worn boxers in 20 years. Trunks for life
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Or, and hear me out…just wear boxer briefs.
Most underwear brands now have lines that include a nut pouch. I first saw it on the brand SAXX, which I do love. But even down to jockey and Hanes I think, they now offer these styles.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Regular boxers don’t give the kind of support that testicles need, especially over the long haul. Men should wear tighty whities, or boxer briefs.
If you don’t, then as you age, your scrotum stretches out, and your balls start hanging low. Men often first realize it when they sit on the toilet, and the boys take a dip in the pool. Testicle tucks are one of the most popular plastic surgeries.
Keeping them held snug against the body over a lifetime, reduces sagging near the end.
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Keeping them held snug against the body over a lifetime, reduces sagging near the end.
Interestingly, this was thought to be the case for breasts, as well, but up to a certain size (at which point support becomes necessary) its best to leave them be other than specific activities like exercise, because it forces muscles and skin to tighten to support them which keeps them from sagging longer. It’ll still happen, of course, either way.
blargh513@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Been wearing some type of snug undies my whole life. I’m almost 50 and my boys are high and tight.
Boxers are just puzzling to me. I wore them a few times and they were so big and baggy, they were all tangled up inside my pants. Like wearing a pair of gym shorts under regular shorts. No support, not comfortable, nuts stuck to thigh, what the hell is the point?
KryptoSynth@ani.social 3 weeks ago
elite ball trivia
farting_gorilla@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I realized it when I sat down in a chair and sat on my balls. Ow my balls.
YawningNostalgia@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Is it uncomfortable when they move? I don’t have big boobs but I always wear a bra because I don’t like the sensation of them swinging when I walk around.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Dam it i just got rid of mine
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
For you, they recommend a testicle undershirt.
Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well, shizzzzzzz!
bekopharm@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
German saying: “Sind die Glocken länger als das Seil beginnt des Lebens zweiter Teil.”
Roughly translates to if the bells are longer than the rope, the second part of life begins.
JFLennson@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
- Goethe
errer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Finally, a way to save the ball sweat I’ve been wasting
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Now, I don’t avoid underwear Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The ballkini
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
So none of you have a scrotum?
You know, that little flesh bag you keep your balls in?
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Those stretch and lose support with age
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Damn, I thought I was getting taller.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Your scrotum doesn’t retain its elasticity forever. As people get older, their scrotums will begin to sag and droop. Also (this doesn’t apply to everyone), as you get older, your heart doesnt function as well as it used to, and this can cause fluid to pool (edema) in your lower half. The scrotum is one of the first places to begin accumulating fluid, causing it to not only sag, but also get significantly larger. This can lead to discomfort and injures.
With all that said, this thing is 110% fetish wear. Just wear briefs if your scrotum is super saggy
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hell yeah, I didn’t know I was guaranteed a huge scrote! Best news all day!
cybervseas@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Might be more helpful for people with specific conditions. Off the top of my head i’m thinking Bell Clapper Defomity and Varicoceles. But even those cases, I’d think you would just…wear a jockstrap? Generally a good idea for intense physical activity, too, for everyone that has testes.
absentbird@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You mean a skin bra? Sure, but it’s not very stylish, this will keep your boys looking symmetrical
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Wow, that’s nuts!
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Instead of over the shoulder boulder holders, it’s an under the butt nut hut
The_v@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Brings me back to how we sung a song in grade school. Edit out Ears with Balls and you get:
Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you swing them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier? Do your balls hang low?
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
For us it was continental soldier.
MML@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
They swing them over the left south of the equator, not that it would make a difference in this scenario
Wicked@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
When my balls turn red, run.
vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
thanks! now i know what i’m wearing to pride next year
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just wear briefs?
ferdinand@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Why is it Hatsune Miku?
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
“Finally”
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
From the makers of the “bra” comes…the “bro”!
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
But then how will they pop out of the bottom of their shorts while they’re sitting?
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
WHERE 👏 DO 👏 YOU 👏 KEEP 👏 THE 👏 NETS 👏 THAT 👏 YOU 👏 PUT 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 BOTTOM 👏 OF 👏 GUYS 👏 BALLS 👏 TO 👏 STOP 👏 THEM 👏 FROM 👏 DUNKING 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 WATER??? –Carter Pewterschmidt, 2019 (Family Guy, s17e10)
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I thought the jock strap was already invented.
NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
So, briefs?
lost_faith@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Carter: Using the bathroom. “Where do you keep the nets, that you put on the bottom of guys balls, to stop them from dunking in the water?”
Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t look at them, it makes me nervous!
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Is… is that falafal?
Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Identical shape a consistency to testicles, what’s wrong?
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Consistency?!?!
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Ok, I’m confused now.
Do those people not wear underwear?
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Your saying you can’t wear a bra under a shirt?
atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A shirt would be an analogy for boxers, which do nothing. But boxer briefs or briefs are already supportive like a sports bra. This new… thing… looks like it would be like wearing an underwire under a sports bra.
Jyek@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
No this is like wearing a bra specifically to hold your nipples and not the breasts. The bra does this already. The right pair of underwear also already do this for your balls.
lefaucet@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Can’t wait for the Victor’s Secret fashion show
Janx@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I hope it lifts and separates!
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Give me a testicle bra and a short skirt and your have one happy guy in the summer. Plus you could use it to hold your pistol.
Is there a website or something?
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
This is from a movie! The latest Sascha Baron Cohen (Borat, Ali G) movie: Ladies First.
It’s about a misogynistic corporate prick who walks against a lamp pole and gets into a world where the roles between women and men are switched.
Don’t look at the online ratings, they have been fucked by conservative assholes and the manosphere, it’s actually a good movie.
Leg@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I knew the ratings would tank off of the synopsis alone. They’re a predictable lot.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
Finally a leg up against labia in the camel toe race
UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The old nut hugger, the scrote swinger, the prairie oyster companion!
Naich@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Also, somewhere to keep 2 falafels, apparently.