MML

@MML@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SNSD the GOAT🫶⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you can’t tell what problems is it causing? What about the elderly, just because they’re not actively impairing themselves further it makes it alright that they are more impaired than a normal driver?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Confirms to Marxist theories regarding the proletariat.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I know this is a joke but I would totally remove my tip for this 🤮

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Birthing pains⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No they’re hyenas, they’re closer genetically to cats but morphologically to dogs, I think I’m using the right words…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UwU🥺👉👈⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  From a woman?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨holy moley⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or even a rival cocaine dealer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What the Hell is this Bull shit ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s looking for the number to call on the sign that indicates the vending machines are ran by a third party company, then he can talk to a customer service representative after spending over an hour trying to get through the AI support, after providing all his personal information, a video of the incident, and a drop of his blood. Then he’ll get a check mailed to him in 6-16 weeks, maybe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta go fast⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think this may be due to the specific heat of water, no other substance matches it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Save me from going down a dark path⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s fun watching people who understand the ACAB concept turn around and go to church, like have you even begun applying the same logic there?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asmeinkampf⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I… Uh don’t want to know, but at this point, pretty much have too, I’d also hope that googling “blood and cum wall” whatever you’re talking about would be the first result, but anyone want to save me a Google?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The fuck is the point⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Except it’ll be more like Idiocracy where they charge her for the fries and don’t give her anything, migrating towards a built in failure rate to what customers will accept vs profits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My friend Charlie is back....⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So like one a day?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is school cafeteria food in America trash?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not all that different for restaurants, you could go to 10 different ones and get the same Sysco Tyson chicken patty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New kink unlocked⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My sister used to have one with a hamster ball in the middle that actually moved

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which government he might be talking about 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And they marry children instead of just molesting them like an upstanding Christian!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For the love of the game...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those lizards from Holes were real?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Motorcycle parts⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The inhast pipe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alabama is forcing incarcerated people to work at hundreds of companies, including McDonald’s & Wendy’s. Unionizing is illegal. The state takes 40% of wages.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol I paid $5000 for a plea deal, along every step of the way I’ve confirmed with my lawyer and judge that I can just pay my way out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lightbulbs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never seen an incandescent tube bulb but maybe they exist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lightbulbs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They also make bulbs that automatically change as you dim them since a smart bulb may not be practical or even possible everywhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simple⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We do but the “prize” isn’t allowed to be contained in the candy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Education is important. ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Derek

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone had to take the blame⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think canonically they’re their own species.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is forever alone⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And now we have shitty corporate places, isn’t it just fantastic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Soon: Babe did you pay the Shitter subscription? It won’t flush

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone else notice an up tick in hostility on Lemmy lately?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well fuck you (pls)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would give my life savings for something that eradicates them from my apartment 😌⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cause they’re the cutest obviously

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tabletop convection oven ⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  See Albert’s comment

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tabletop convection oven ⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE CRAZY PILLS⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How could she!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re not sending their best, but some I assume are trained soldiers.