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• Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s what crop dusting is for. Aim your ass into the little crack between the seat and window and let it rip. Stand up and eat a candy bar in their face. Bring your portable nintendos and steam deck and play that shit where they can see while they are back in their seat playing with a stuffed animal. Play with the seat, up down. Wait until they have a drink to fuck with the seat and try to spill it on them. Emotional torture goes both ways. Stay petty, friends.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I would like to add, if you are lactose intolerant, keep a few of those little cheese wheels on you for these occasions

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    • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      🤣 😂

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s what the emergency exit is for.

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  • radiofreebc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How do you throw the kid out the attendant button though?

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  • MML@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well obviously that failed a little over 5 years ago.

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  • Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    for you or for the kid?

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “I can feel it, banging on my back tonight… Oh lord…”

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• LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now I want to know about the world’s actual longest drum solo

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  • frank@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think it’s Andrew WK, it was just over a day IIRC

    Oh snap, he did, but forget that small number with 2 digits

    worldrecordacademy.com/…/longest_drumming_maratho…

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  • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Plot twist: he grows up to be the next Neal Peart. In 20 years you pay $200 to watch him in concert.

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• Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I honestly don’t mind kids on planes except when their parents don’t give a shit how they behave. If they are at least putting some effort in having their kids behave, I totally understand. It’s the ones who let their awful kids go unchecked to become awful adults that drive me insane.

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  • zikzak025@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or when you can just see bad parenting at play.

    I’ve often seen kids throwing tantrums in public, and the parents (feeling embarrassed) immediately resort to appeasement. Whenever you give a screaming child something that makes them happy, they learn that screaming more often will get them what they want.

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    • The_v@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Let’s see what requirement in parenting skills/knowledge are in order to have kids.

      Requirements to have children:

      1. Functional gonads.

      2. P in V sex.

      3. Not quite 10 months incubation time. (Yeah the 9 months is a lie got repeated several times the last few weeks before delivery by my wife).

      Welp that sums it up: No parenting skills or knowledge required.

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• Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If I can keep my rabid autistic toddler from kicking the seat, other parents can too. You don’t just lift your shoulders and say “kids, right?”. No, that’s your kid and your problem.

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