Id buy one if it also came with a penis sock, im a little modest
Fuck yea bro!
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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 1 month ago
renormalizer@feddit.org 1 month ago
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Clothing companies hype boxers as the new comfortable, and almost universally stop selling tighty whities.
Create the problem, then sell the solution at a substantial premium.
The underwire is going to be lit!!!
tipicaldik@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Any man who has sat on a toilet with a high water level knows the value of something like this. Let’s just say having your beanbag take a dip in toilet water can be somewhat disconcerting…
Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A long time ago a friend and I thought up the ballsack ball sack. We never took action to create it like absolute fools, and the idea would only sit in the ether for so long.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Just like my balls.
sixty@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
brenis
nullspace@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A new class of fetishwear is born.
farmgineer@nord.pub 1 month ago
In my mid-40s, things are certainly going the way of the sweet chariot, but nothing my normal boxer-briefs don’t handle.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
sweet chariot
Oh wow, they comin’ for to carry you home.
farmgineer@nord.pub 1 month ago
Maybe if I make it to 80 I can wind them up like a rubber-band helicopter and fly back.
AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
SAXX underwear already did this with their ballpark pouch. It’s heaven
forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Was looking for this comment. I have a few pairs of these and they’re kinda neat! Problem is that I got them when I was in shape, and putting them on now is a bit of a stretch (around my waist). (No pun intended.)
Not sure how much a new pair costs now, in the US, but I would recommend if you want a little ball holster lol
AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Especially the ultra soft ones. They are a bit expensive, but I get a smile on my face every time I wear them. Also helps that they have a bunch of derpy sharks on them.
Also if you struggle with pee running your leg because you are impatient, this fixes that issue because it has a physical barrier between your legs and your crotch. Really helps when I am out camping and peeing in the middle of the night.
Echolynx@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Are those falafels in there?
Bruncvik@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think about getting this contraption once my balls start poking out of my shorts.
cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
this was in the new sacha baren cohen movie Ladies First lol
JerkyChew@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Duluth makes boxer briefs with a pocket in the front to hold everything in place, and you don’t have to strap anything in like this monstrosity.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’d try it on.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Pants optional?
Wicked@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah I’m going to need an extra extra large.
(Im lying)
bcgm3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s there a third string, up the back? The model photo looks like this just sits in front of your balls, rather than supporting them from below, as is shown in the inset photo.
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 1 month ago
I’m still young, but in a hot day… I would try these.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
so long as we can wear just these to the beach. they get a bikini, we get a bikini kinda thing. might need a dong sleeve tho
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Side boob is out! Side ball? So hot right now!