UpAndAtThem
@UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world
- Comment on Is it still there‽ 1 day ago:
There’s three reasons actually, they’re needy little fuckers. It probably would be less of an issue if someone invented a comfy testicle brassiere.
- Comment on Anon is a victim 2 days ago:
I meant sticky Provenance, hah
- Comment on Anon is a victim 2 days ago:
‘Pearly white college girl teeth’ a phrase that exists only in a sticky magazine of unclean providence.
- Comment on Let's set the record straight 6 days ago:
Dammit Donnie! Why you gotta get so smart on us!
- Comment on Online safety laws have failed to protect children in UK, Ofcom admits 6 days ago:
It was never about protecting your children, it’s always about turning you into a child of the state. Beaten repressed, neglected, and locked in a broom cupboard so as not to disturb the neighbors with your loud crying.
- Comment on It was a real revelation for me and changed my life 1 week ago:
Now this is a shitpost!
- Comment on Might be reality sooner than you think 1 week ago:
Two weeks.
- Comment on Heat pumps and insulation would cut UK living costs more than new oilfields, study suggests 1 week ago:
But which option makes the world better for despicable petro-corps, hmmmmmmm?
- Comment on Palantir lobbyist Lord Tom Watson says ‘mob rule’ must not dictate awarding of government contracts 3 weeks ago:
When this fuck says ‘mob rule’ you know he means ‘democracy’
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Wake up and RAGE!!! 🤟
- Comment on Troll toll 3 weeks ago:
This guy definitely got diddled by uncle Jack.
- Comment on trolleyposting will continue until morale improves 4 weeks ago:
Get the policeman off the tracks!!!
- Comment on Addict 4 weeks ago:
Taste the full flavor through your lacerated esophagus!
- Comment on Too handsome 4 weeks ago:
Did he like… change his hairstyle or something?
- Comment on Why are you wearing his tee-shirt 4 weeks ago:
Kill your heroes, eat their corpses, and shit out a better tomorrow!
- Comment on Addict 4 weeks ago:
Way better than a mug of glass root beer!
- Comment on The Billionaires have spent a fortune making sure you hate Socialism. 4 weeks ago:
Absolutely. Strong community bonds and local resilience should be a foremost corcern, and ideally come before ideology, heritage, or tradition.
The corporate fucks of the world are great at dividing us up and watching us fight each other over ideological and traditional differences, then laughing while they rob everyone blind.
- Comment on The reason the right are so anti Mamdani is obvious: they don’t want you to see what your tax dollars being put to work the right way would actually look like. Then everyone would want it everywhere. 4 weeks ago:
I think there kinda sorta used to be, in 2026? Naw not really.
- Comment on The reason the right are so anti Mamdani is obvious: they don’t want you to see what your tax dollars being put to work the right way would actually look like. Then everyone would want it everywhere. 4 weeks ago:
It’s why the corporate neo-libs hate him too. They truly are in the business of managing decline instead of doing their fuckong jobs.
- Comment on Is gud 4 weeks ago:
Aw shit, I ate 50 olives.
- Comment on US will allow truckers to drive 16 hours per day instead of the previous limit of 14 hours 5 weeks ago:
What could possibly go horribly wrong?
- Comment on When did humans stop creating wonders? 1 month ago:
Looks terrible, I’d try it.
- Comment on Boycott Starbucks 2 months ago:
I tend to describe Tim Hortons coffee as ‘tepid dumpster juice’
- Comment on Hall ant Oates banger 2 months ago:
Does a positronic bear shit in the woods?
- Comment on But boy could he play it 2 months ago:
He needs to battle against Link on the ocarina. No fighting, just breath control and sick finger work!
- Comment on Those of us who don't use ChatGPT will get this one ;) 2 months ago:
Fill up olive the space you’re given.
- Comment on What does "Woke" mean to you? 3 months ago:
It’s just a new flavor of an old shit sandwich, In my lifetime:
Bleeding heart
PC thug
SJW
Woke mob
It’s all the same bullshit class warfare in reality.
- Comment on Refer to the chart 3 months ago:
Muppet training day with Kermit and Fozzie
- Comment on Refer to the chart 3 months ago:
Fozzy: Hello friend-o…
- Comment on Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture 3 months ago:
Where’s Spidey goddammit?!?!???