absentbird
@absentbird@lemmy.world
- Comment on Cannot tell you how many times I have asked this question 1 week ago:
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse…
She’s dead, of course! - Comment on Cannot tell you how many times I have asked this question 1 week ago:
They have a long hund gut with specialized bacteria to break down cellulose, so they get way more protien from plants than humans. Horses use a similar trick.
- Comment on You haven't seen enough trans Spider-Woman memes 2 weeks ago:
Spider trans, spider trans
Does whatever while being trans!
Spins a web, any size
Fixes bugs in thigh highs - Comment on business is business 2 weeks ago:
Post a photo so we know you’re legit
- Comment on Boys will be boys 5 weeks ago:
Popcorn is covered in grease. Grease is satiating.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Did you make the /s super small? Like you wanted the littlest deniability that you weren’t serious. We know you’re kidding, it’s just a weak joke. Like they’re discussing feminism on Lemmy to get laid? Get some better material
- Comment on I'll watch any Muppets movie no questions asked 1 month ago:
Circe would be powerless to stop her
- Comment on Anon tries something new 1 month ago:
Idk, maybe they are trying to express something about their internal experience of sex more than their behavior.
- Comment on I agree with don 1 month ago:
Wouldn’t you just wash it when you wash your hands? I guess that could be awkward in a public restroom though; don’t mind me, just rinsing my piss funnel.
Maybe there’s a market for a falsie with a compartment to hold your pee device, because nobody would think twice if your piss-covered prosthetic was between your legs, that’s just guy stuff
- Comment on Anon gets lost 2 months ago:
I feel like race is pretty irrelevant to this story. Boy gets lost, locals help him find his way. The fact he was white and they were black is only relevant because we’re expected to relate to the boy’s fear of black people.
- Comment on US Energy Secretary Chris Wright: “I'm thrilled to report that after 35 years, on July 4th, we will end the subsidies for wind and solar projects” 2 months ago:
At first I thought this was from the new Infowars, but the captions look too bad and the production quality sucks
- Comment on Fuck yea bro! 2 months ago:
You mean a skin bra? Sure, but it’s not very stylish, this will keep your boys looking symmetrical
- Comment on It's actually that simple. 3 months ago:
Yikes
- Comment on It's actually that simple. 3 months ago:
I disagree, and I don’t feel like talking about this further.
- Comment on It's actually that simple. 3 months ago:
That isn’t a consent issue, it’s a false accusation. It’s common for all sorts of crimes to be used for manipulation; either to deflect blame or to cause damage to someone’s reputation. Even if the language of consent is used, it’s not really about consent; in a different cultural paradigm the same false accusation would be made with different words
- Comment on It's actually that simple. 3 months ago:
Good catch, wtf
- Comment on It's actually that simple. 3 months ago:
Vague = no
- Comment on It's actually that simple. 3 months ago:
I don’t think anyone is arguing that animals have no understanding of consent, I think the issue is that there’s a communication barrier in dealing with humans (I.e. they can’t say ‘yes’)
Zoologists have a pretty robust understanding of rape and consent within the animal kingdom, but it’s always through observing interactions between animals.
- Comment on phonetic alphabet 4 months ago:
The idea isn’t that the characters are new, it’s that the names are more widespread than something like the Foxtrot dance, which many people alive today have never heard of.
- Comment on phonetic alphabet 4 months ago:
I made this phonetic alphabet for the information age
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
Thanks for sharing your niche with us 🙏
- Comment on i mean 6 months ago:
How Zorro wins at Smash
- Comment on Anon watches disturbing footage 6 months ago:
I don’t know how much of it is hormonal, but I think that testosterone does play a role in emotional processing, and I think that the levels teenage boys deal with is often enough to make some intense feelings difficult to access.
It could also be related to life experience and what you find relatable now vs then.
- My friends played The Time We Have, about a pair of brothers in a zombie apocalypse, one of which is infected and dying; it's a two person card-based rpg, played through a closed doorwww.youtube.com ↗Submitted 7 months ago to videos@lemmy.world | 0 comments
- Comment on Do people eat this? 7 months ago:
Worcestershire sauce was a recreation of an Indian sauce by a pair of English men.
Tikki Masala was invented by a Pakistani chef living in Scotland.
Technically both British creations, but I feel like it’s hard to list them as fully British in origin.
- Comment on humour 7 months ago:
The emptiness of the pitcher is symbolic of the meaninglessness of the meme.
- Comment on Evident Endurance 7 months ago:
You’ve got six fingers on your left hand. Somebody is looking for you.
- Comment on conditional soap 7 months ago:
It’s nonsense, and men with longer hair who use 6 in 1 have bad results. Longer hair takes more treatment, hair is usually vitalized by oils from the scalp, so the further away from the scalp the more help it needs to stay healthy.
- Comment on Anon buys a can of beans 8 months ago:
Thanks, that’s illuminating.
- Comment on Anon buys a can of beans 8 months ago:
Do you feel the same way about zombies?
