absentbird

@absentbird@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Count yourself lucky⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And a little compartment for dry ice to slowly sublimate into the ventilation system

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon learns a new spell⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean yeah, one Bayonetta could take on the entire wizarding world with both hands behind her back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon learns a new spell⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, I must have misremembered. I knew their clothes had charms in them. It makes sense that it wouldn’t be something most people would need outside of a conflict.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon learns a new spell⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t that just the killing curse with extra steps? Magic is a lot harder to evade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon learns a new spell⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  During the Dumbledore’s army arc, I think book 5. I don’t really care enough to go back and find the quote, but it was a fairly significant plot point in the resistance movement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon learns a new spell⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate JKR too, but she literally did. Wizard clothes are enchanted with protego charms which turn away any mundane attacks, and wizards really have no reason to fear muggles. During the witch trials some would allow themselves to be burned at the stake because they liked how the flames tickle. It’s very much a ‘magic must defeat magic’ setting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon learns a new spell⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In the books it explains that wizard robes have charms against physical attacks woven into the threads. They’re wearing full body bulletproof vests.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon learns a new spell⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It wouldn’t even get through a wizard’s robes, they’re enchanted with protego charms (at least according to the books)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Advertise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who has ever seen a yellow Canada tour bus? Pretty much the only yellow busses in US and Canada are for school.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The White House Rose Garden was replaced by pavement⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They never should have ripped the solar panels off the Whitehouse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Payment Processors Are Pressuring Major Gaming Vendors to Pull LGBTQ+ and NSFW Titles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Couldn’t they just start accepting ACH to get around the payment processors? Or is that overly complicated?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon breaks up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think we just don’t like guns.