What?
Anon buys a can of beans
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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someguy3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
notreallyhere@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
no. this makes complete sense.
Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
It’s because goblin slayer is about a guy slaying just goblins.
Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
I think the British put tomato sauce in their canned beans.
GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Yeah, the commercially available baked beans (not baked) are in a horrible sweet tomato sauce. I haven’t eaten any in a long time.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
You died for 7 minutes on the operating table and went into a coma. We are experimental researchers trying to communicate to you through a new brain interface. We are trying to get you to wake up.
Are you able to be woke?
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is this a metaphor I’m not recognizing?
QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It’s a metaphor for entitled Karens
SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Why did you say Karens twice?
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Fake: one can is surely not a bit too many beans
Gay: My gay friends eat beans. Anon eats beans. Ergo, anon is gay. QED.
coherent_domain@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
You can also put tomato and salad in a pan, but there is no tomato and salad, and that is sad.
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
no no no, you’re right that’s a good joke
onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The fakeness and gayness test is always mandatory, don’t worry about funniness
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Am I too normal to understand this?
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
According to another comment this was in response to someone complaining that Goblin Slayer only has Goblins and no other monsters.
So Anon “Bought a Can of Beans” by watching an anime about a guy called the Goblin Slayer, and is mad that there “Wasn’t any salad in the Can of Beans,” because all he does is… Slay Goblins.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
You come to c/Greentext. You receive a green text. You don’t get the joke. You come to comments in order to complain
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s a mad world.
capuccino@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
>Anon buys a can of beans.
> It comes with AI.janus2@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
i hope anon takes their meds :(
web_typer_wiper@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Lol
TheNamlessGuy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
This is very important, thanks
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
I mean… That guy does kinda have a point. Demon Slayers slay more than demons. Speed Racer does more than race (and I never once saw him doing speed). Sailor Moon isn’t just the one titular character. 🤷♂️
uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
And you can’t even sail to the moon.
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Buffy barely slew any vampires after the second or third season.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Scope creep destroys not only software projects.
tetris11@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
what a boorish genocidal anime, with such a kickass theme song
stray@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
I’m not making an argument, but I’m curious whether you feel the same way about demons in Frieren.
Soulg@ani.social 3 weeks ago
I hope you learn to enjoy fiction and stop being so miserable for your own sake