What?
Anon buys a can of beans
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someguy3@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
notreallyhere@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
no. this makes complete sense.
Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
It’s because goblin slayer is about a guy slaying just goblins.
Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 17 hours ago
I think the British put tomato sauce in their canned beans.
GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 15 hours ago
Yeah, the commercially available baked beans (not baked) are in a horrible sweet tomato sauce. I haven’t eaten any in a long time.
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Is this a metaphor I’m not recognizing?
QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
It’s a metaphor for entitled Karens
SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 18 hours ago
Why did you say Karens twice?
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 hours ago
Fake: one can is surely not a bit too many beans
Gay: My gay friends eat beans. Anon eats beans. Ergo, anon is gay. QED.
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
no no no, you’re right that’s a good joke
coherent_domain@infosec.pub 16 hours ago
You can also put tomato and salad in a pan, but there is no tomato and salad, and that is sad.
onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
The fakeness and gayness test is always mandatory, don’t worry about funniness
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Am I too normal to understand this?
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
According to another comment this was in response to someone complaining that Goblin Slayer only has Goblins and no other monsters.
So Anon “Bought a Can of Beans” by watching an anime about a guy called the Goblin Slayer, and is mad that there “Wasn’t any salad in the Can of Beans,” because all he does is… Slay Goblins.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
It’s a mad world.
janus2@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
i hope anon takes their meds :(
TheNamlessGuy@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Why would you post this without context? IIRC this was in response to someone complaining that Goblin Slayer was about slaying goblins, and no other monsters
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 hours ago
I mean… That guy does kinda have a point. Demon Slayers slay more than demons. Speed Racer does more than race (and I never once saw him doing speed). Sailor Moon isn’t just the one titular character. 🤷♂️
onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
This is very important, thanks
tetris11@feddit.uk 14 hours ago
what a boorish genocidal anime, with such a kickass theme song
Soulg@ani.social 5 hours ago
I hope you learn to enjoy fiction and stop being so miserable for your own sake
stray@pawb.social 13 hours ago
I’m not making an argument, but I’m curious whether you feel the same way about demons in Frieren.