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Anon buys a can of beans

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Submitted ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • TheNamlessGuy@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why would you post this without context? IIRC this was in response to someone complaining that Goblin Slayer was about slaying goblins, and no other monsters

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean… That guy does kinda have a point. Demon Slayers slay more than demons. Speed Racer does more than race (and I never once saw him doing speed). Sailor Moon isn’t just the one titular character. 🤷‍♂️

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    • onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is very important, thanks

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      what a boorish genocidal anime, with such a kickass theme song

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      • Soulg@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I hope you learn to enjoy fiction and stop being so miserable for your own sake

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      • stray@pawb.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m not making an argument, but I’m curious whether you feel the same way about demons in Frieren.

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What?

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    • notreallyhere@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      no. this makes complete sense.

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    • Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s because goblin slayer is about a guy slaying just goblins.

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    • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think the British put tomato sauce in their canned beans.

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      • GandalftheBlack@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah, the commercially available baked beans (not baked) are in a horrible sweet tomato sauce. I haven’t eaten any in a long time.

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  • Protoknuckles@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this a metaphor I’m not recognizing?

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    • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s a metaphor for entitled Karens

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      • SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Why did you say Karens twice?

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  • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fake: one can is surely not a bit too many beans

    Gay: My gay friends eat beans. Anon eats beans. Ergo, anon is gay. QED.

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    • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      no no no, you’re right that’s a good joke

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    • coherent_domain@infosec.pub ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You can also put tomato and salad in a pan, but there is no tomato and salad, and that is sad.

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    • onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The fakeness and gayness test is always mandatory, don’t worry about funniness

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  • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Am I too normal to understand this?

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    • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      According to another comment this was in response to someone complaining that Goblin Slayer only has Goblins and no other monsters.

      So Anon “Bought a Can of Beans” by watching an anime about a guy called the Goblin Slayer, and is mad that there “Wasn’t any salad in the Can of Beans,” because all he does is… Slay Goblins.

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  • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a mad world.

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  • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i hope anon takes their meds :(

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