SantasMagicalComfort

@SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chimes⁩ ⁨⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  Freddy Got Fingered you uncultured swine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is smart or dumb⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Saltpeter pills for sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too bad we can't all write notes and letters with such class⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

  It’s goddamned poetry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Something is very wrong with the HBO Max 4K version of Mad Men⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t see what’s wrong with some behind-the-scenes making of Mad Men.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grok Says It Would Kill Every Jewish Person on the Planet to Save Elon Musk⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this rule -1?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An argument for using plastic straws:⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not planning on doing surgery with it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who wore it better?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d like to be the filling in that Stone/Parker sandwich if you get what I’m saying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who wore it better?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who wore it better?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a magical night tonight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The President of the United States of America⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah he’s dreaming about Bubba whipping out that foot-long.

• Who wore it better?media.piefed.world ↗
  Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩ | ⁨22⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't know how life fucked you today. I just wanted to say that you have a beautiful smile and nothing is worth your sadness⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Does this video give anyone else a massive erection?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI plans to enshitify ChatGPT with adverts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Well this won’t make me use it any less because I never do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Made a fake ad while learning to use GNU Image Manipulation Program⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d buy this.