SantasMagicalComfort

@SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨iPad babies grew up and are now finding psychs⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  One time I did MDMA in a retirement home and a couple ancient beings took advantage of me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now where was I?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Watch it if you cut them they’ll make you cry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Granny Google⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Aunt Edith’s cancer progressed and she passed, LOL.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When someone asks what I like ⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  After my room mates get stoned I sauté up some onions and garlic to get their hopes up then go out for dinner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨iPad babies grew up and are now finding psychs⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you think it’d get mad if you tried to fuck it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you fight a boxer instead of a retiree⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucker still made a hundred million.

  I’d get my jaw broken for $50 if you paid my medical bills.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tthe happiest meal!⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean if that happy meal has a twin I’d gladly disappoint both of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Granny Google⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Tom Selleck naked creampieing GILF pussy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That boy is all right⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you seen the videos of people cooking over plastic fires?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tthe happiest meal!⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d love to stick my peepee in there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That boy is all right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh necklacing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We Should All Just Own It, FFS.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that supposed to be a vagina on their forehead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That boy is all right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re supposed to taste the meat not the heat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Careful, he's a hero⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly that combination seems like you’d end up in a pit of existential dread.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why we need billionaires⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What a chad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The REAL news⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a perfect metaphor about the current state of the country.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-harm⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was thinking of a different type of CBT.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-harm⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  CBT with MTG?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I ground off my peepee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-harm⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to get beaten by MTG while playing MTG.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What she told me sounded so logical I had to try it out. It was a big mistake⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha hahaha this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I forget where I downloaded this meme...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That dog is stoked for the still warm dog treats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHO STOLE MY FUCKING BARS?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But it’s the brain active that causes the experience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHO STOLE MY FUCKING BARS?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We have proof of brain activity and it ending at death.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHO STOLE MY FUCKING BARS?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you think they’re a 3D printer with a soul transfer function?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHO STOLE MY FUCKING BARS?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Life is brain activity and when that ceases it’s the fade-to-black.

  Simple as.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Natural progression⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Grant us eyes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Picture test for how old you are⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They are a master baiter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you happy now, so-called "bleeding heart" libs?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It builds character.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In 2015, the Fortingall Yew, one of the oldest trees in Europe, decided trans rights are tree rights and switched its sex to female 🏳️‍⚧️ eat shit transphobes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s basically the plot of Jurassic Park.