SantasMagicalComfort

@SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd just go ahead and turn around.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasting a perfectly good penguin what you should be roasting it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hospital Bill 1961⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you pay the doctors if the healthcare is free?

  Checkmate communists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling the Joy on Christmas Morning⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Her tits look just like my sister’s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon buys a can of beans⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why did you say Karens twice?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I started doing THIS years ago⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You have visitors?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whats the best use for 75 dollars?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get some meth and a cheap hooker and have a party.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whats the best use for 75 dollars?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d be rolling in that shit like I was Scrooge McDuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS was ground breaking technology⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS was ground breaking technology⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I use radio controlled pick axes and AI-powered ANFO.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS was ground breaking technology⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What you don’t use a radio to mine with?

  Pussy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the currently confirmed features for Lemmy V1.0?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the currently confirmed features for Lemmy V1.0?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some of any money you donate goes to running .ml.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Russell Brand faces new rape and sexual assault charges⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s always the ones you expect the most.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me when someone posts an onion⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the look of a man who’s minutes away from shoving that up his ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lost n found⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that from one of those New Jersey models?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨iPad babies grew up and are now finding psychs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One time I did MDMA in a retirement home and a couple ancient beings took advantage of me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now where was I?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Watch it if you cut them they’ll make you cry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Granny Google⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aunt Edith’s cancer progressed and she passed, LOL.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When someone asks what I like ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  After my room mates get stoned I sauté up some onions and garlic to get their hopes up then go out for dinner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨iPad babies grew up and are now finding psychs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you think it’d get mad if you tried to fuck it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you fight a boxer instead of a retiree⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucker still made a hundred million.

  I’d get my jaw broken for $50 if you paid my medical bills.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tthe happiest meal!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean if that happy meal has a twin I’d gladly disappoint both of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Granny Google⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tom Selleck naked creampieing GILF pussy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That boy is all right⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you seen the videos of people cooking over plastic fires?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tthe happiest meal!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d love to stick my peepee in there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That boy is all right⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh necklacing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We Should All Just Own It, FFS.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that supposed to be a vagina on their forehead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That boy is all right⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re supposed to taste the meat not the heat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Careful, he's a hero⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly that combination seems like you’d end up in a pit of existential dread.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why we need billionaires⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What a chad.