Wait… just “Man”? Are we allowed to do that?? Is this Florida Man? Ohio Man?? Texas Man???
I looked it up. He’s Upstate New York Man.
Careful, he's a hero
Submitted 3 weeks ago by GreenDust@lemmings.world to [deleted]
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renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
webp@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Upstanding New York Man.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Updosed Upstanding Upstate New York Guy Upends Unreal Up dog…from fake fire
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is the kind of shit they get up to in albany, you’d have to be this high to come up with the term “steamed hams”
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
It’s the thought that counts.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Banger combo btw if you can handle it
VeganBtw@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Lol not sure this counts as “handling it” tho
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
I mean he didn’t save anyone, but he didn’t endanger anyone either.
SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Honestly that combination seems like you’d end up in a pit of existential dread.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
The dissasociative effect of the DXM actually makes this kinda rare imo. For me it the experience felt almost as magical as my first time doing psychedelics.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
I’m happy to know the dog is safe!
MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
goddamn, LSD and DXM? Take it easy there, hero.
BanMe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fuck Santa, I’m going to talk to GOD
Captain_Baka@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Kinda sounds like a Florida man story.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
floridians are into METH.
halvar@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
heroes walk among us
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
And thats why you dont mix substances children!
niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not the hero we need…
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
But the one we want to hear about…m
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The way they superimpose that photo over the B-roll with wildly different color palette makes it look like a low-effort meme.
tomiant@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
“High Man Steals Dog”
the headline in 1/3 the words
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Great hair dude
Aljernon@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Usually cough syrup is what you do if you can’t get acid. I have trouble believing he decided to do both
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Easy enough, guy was tryna line up the good stuff, it fell through, and he was like “well I’m not just gonna sit here and experience reality - cough syrup it is”.
Then later the acid came through after all, and he was like “well, it’s important to follow through on commitments”.
Could happen to anybody, really.
Aljernon@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Ok, fair
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Those Venezuelan tankers are full of cough syrup.
Lydia_K@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Honestly, I would thank the guy. Even blitzed out of his gourd he thought it was the right thing to do to risk his life to try and save my dog. Sounds like a stand up human being who just needs to learn how to measure his dosage amounts better. Too much buddy, but thanks for looking out.
Bunitonito@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I actually had to see for myself if this was for real, and apparently he drove his car through his neighbor’s fence in order to access (and subsequently destroy) the back door. I’m not sure how I’d feel about that on a random Tuesday lol.
But he was also charged with burglary on top of other things and I kinda feel that it’d be impossible to show he had any criminal intent, given that he was tripping balls to the point of hallucinating a fire
Lydia_K@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well that much property damage and I’d be pretty pissed in the moment as well. Hard to say for sure, still I’d he honestly thought my dog was going to die and did all that, still shows that deep down they are a good person regardless of their actions turned out to be a mess.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Oh… my god hahahahaha thats so much funnier
silasmariner@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Maybe they just didn’t believe his version of the story and thought it a post hoc rationalisation?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Since drugs tend to remove a person’s inhibitions, if someone cares about other people and creatures enough to risk their own life while tripping the light fantastic, that’s a good person right there.