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Careful, he's a hero

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨GreenDust@lemmings.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Lydia_K@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Honestly, I would thank the guy. Even blitzed out of his gourd he thought it was the right thing to do to risk his life to try and save my dog. Sounds like a stand up human being who just needs to learn how to measure his dosage amounts better. Too much buddy, but thanks for looking out.

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    • Bunitonito@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I actually had to see for myself if this was for real, and apparently he drove his car through his neighbor’s fence in order to access (and subsequently destroy) the back door. I’m not sure how I’d feel about that on a random Tuesday lol.

      But he was also charged with burglary on top of other things and I kinda feel that it’d be impossible to show he had any criminal intent, given that he was tripping balls to the point of hallucinating a fire

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      • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Oh… my god hahahahaha thats so much funnier

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      • Lydia_K@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Well that much property damage and I’d be pretty pissed in the moment as well. Hard to say for sure, still I’d he honestly thought my dog was going to die and did all that, still shows that deep down they are a good person regardless of their actions turned out to be a mess.

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      • silasmariner@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Maybe they just didn’t believe his version of the story and thought it a post hoc rationalisation?

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Since drugs tend to remove a person’s inhibitions, if someone cares about other people and creatures enough to risk their own life while tripping the light fantastic, that’s a good person right there.

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  • MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    goddamn, LSD and DXM? Take it easy there, hero.

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    • BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fuck Santa, I’m going to talk to GOD

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Those Venezuelan tankers are full of cough syrup.

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  • renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wait… just “Man”? Are we allowed to do that?? Is this Florida Man? Ohio Man?? Texas Man???

    I looked it up. He’s Upstate New York Man.

    Upstate New York Man

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is the kind of shit they get up to in albany, you’d have to be this high to come up with the term “steamed hams”

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    • webp@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Upstanding New York Man.

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    • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Updosed Upstanding Upstate New York Guy Upends Unreal Up dog…from fake fire

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      • GreenDust@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        What’s up dog?

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not the hero we need…

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    • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But the one we want to hear about…m

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s the thought that counts.

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  • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Great hair dude

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Banger combo btw if you can handle it

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    • VeganBtw@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Lol not sure this counts as “handling it” tho

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      • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I mean he didn’t save anyone, but he didn’t endanger anyone either.

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    • SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Honestly that combination seems like you’d end up in a pit of existential dread.

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      • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The dissasociative effect of the DXM actually makes this kinda rare imo. For me it the experience felt almost as magical as my first time doing psychedelics.

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  • Aljernon@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Usually cough syrup is what you do if you can’t get acid. I have trouble believing he decided to do both

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    • PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Easy enough, guy was tryna line up the good stuff, it fell through, and he was like “well I’m not just gonna sit here and experience reality - cough syrup it is”.

      Then later the acid came through after all, and he was like “well, it’s important to follow through on commitments”.

      Could happen to anybody, really.

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    heroes walk among us

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m happy to know the dog is safe!

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  • FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And thats why you dont mix substances children!

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  • Captain_Baka@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Kinda sounds like a Florida man story.

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      floridians are into METH.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The way they superimpose that photo over the B-roll with wildly different color palette makes it look like a low-effort meme.

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “High Man Steals Dog”

    the headline in 1/3 the words

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