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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hilary can't catch a break⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Or a dick, apparently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨be a friend to the animals⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuxk no. This robs soil and nutrients from the soil and its ecosystem.

  Im a master gardener and I mulch my leaves then leave them on my turf grass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They Wylin'⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  We old. We remember the impact, the cultural shift…of the ninja turtle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They Wylin'⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  His popularity soared higher, the lower his pants went. I seen it.

  And he won against congress in that impeachment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bum trumpet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Come human centipede my butt and ill prove it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you beat post-work floppiness?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Any chance you have sleep apnea?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You know the ones you don’t want to step on barefoot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The ones that can disappear from sight if left alone at a picnic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bum trumpet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I only fart when I really got a s***. Anyone else here??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The PP Police⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop trying to make Trans stuff important. We already goon to trans 24/7.

  Make it less important…like The taliban. The taliban is doing just fine.

  Now come Mr taliban tally me banana.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨to whom it may concern:⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Be kind to everyone?! I dont even like everyone!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How many dogs do you eat a year would you say?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No Way⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When I sleep on my right arm it hurts. But sleep me just keeps doing it!

  Should awake me drug myself to keep asleep me in control?

  Also I want mine and your foreskin back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets his life in order⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He spent more time in her than dad did, before he even was born. Guess he got addicted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hrmmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, we got fat reserves.

  Source: we(i?) drink the gusher insides first then refill w mayo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets his life in order⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Odepus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Been hearing that for 30 years. That and the rapture is tomorrow. And aliens coming the day after that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She has no points

  A) women are voluntarily driving 100% of demand for this drug B) if we could make it for guys, we would. C) if we did unplanned pregnancies would dry up and women’s power/control of birth would change vastly for the first time in our biological history.

  This screen shot is meaningless kindergarten thinking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, boomer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How is this shit post? It’s kids yelling into the internet about being right. You gave us the ick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We gotta be more encouraging⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Here go do this instead www.ildu.com.ua

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ANTI PEE PAINT⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is another lie.

  Beware of cartoon drawings promising big things. Because if they can’t show you the thing, it doesn’t exist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What we get and what we deserve are two different things… can you give it to them froso?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soup⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The soup is really hot n wet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I ain't risking shit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They were trained well, dont get in the way.

  Those phones will be bricked when 100 yards away, nbd for a worldwide product that has no working black market for ita products.

  Robbers just wasted their time by not researching their crime.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon uses GOG⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gog is awesome? But it has a game launcher now i have to use if I wanna play homeworld cataclysm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this ever happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What character did you play?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Unified⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Your argument collapses once you consider spaghetti.

  Left alone, spaghetti just lies there, limp and purposeless. Only through firm, boiling authority does it reach al dente perfection. Scientists, like noodles, sometimes need that structured heat to avoid sticking together in chaos. Maybe the government isn’t crushing freedom but just straining out the excess sauce of indecision.

  After all, nobody eats raw noodles in a democracy of boiling water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fatherhood⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In time youll become stronger from their absence in your life. Remember, god is dead and we killed him. We always kill god.

  … and some day youll kill the image of your father being a small god, an entity for whose love and approval youll strive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or in 2025. Looking at you, Florida.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh boy, shaming! Featuring, fall in line bich! And now including, not doing what i say is stupid!

  Real take: all vaccines should come w free wifi.