Once I showed a girl how I track my calories/fitness using a chart. In the side I keep a few sentences on how my day was. You know, hungry, moody, whatever.

I scrolled past 2 week old log and it said had best sex of my life with Rachel, repeatedly all day."

I apologized. Talked with her about how we both adults, I didnt mean to put that in her face but people have sex we are adults and in our 30s.

She was cool…and low key wanted me more. For the first time in my life she sent me pics of her in undies later, unprompted.

Anyway, so thats how I met your mother.