Bunitonito

@Bunitonito@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Schrodinger's Precious⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘and half of them are dead / but what about THIS ONE? / nobody knows, nobody knowwwws’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Schrodinger's Precious⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, the cat is one or the other. Radioactive half-life is the point at which there is a 50/50 chance that any single isotope had decayed, and we usually work around that in classical systems by using large sample sizes (a pile of isotopes, it’s easy to see that half of it would have decayed). But for one single isotope we aren’t observing (or the cat), we need to look at it in terms of probabilities until we observe it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Schrodinger's Precious⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  … It’d be a lot easier to explain this is Schroedinger had a whole pile of boxes with cats in them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia Announces DLSS 5, and it adds... An AI slop filter over your game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  2017: Buy 2x 1080 Ti for 1500 bucks, your build is GOATed, have fun spending half your time tinkering with your overclocks and fishing for the perfect SLI compatibility bits in Inspector

  2026: This. It’s a shame

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨owo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always think of amperage as a cat trying to use its jawline to prise open a cracked door. The door is ohms and the volts is the cat’s energy levels at that point. Wide open door you just hear the cat’s claws frantically scraping a thud when it slides into the wall

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Our kryptonite⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you can avoid that rock for around 60 billion years, it’ll be almost entirely lead, and then you can mock it. ‘Not so tough now, stupid rock’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨noo not the cashier⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It was a joke. Everything is self-checkout nowadays, so the cashier just narrating the play-by-play

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tyranny⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “You can’t change the rules just 'cause you don’t like how I’m doing it.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Careful, he's a hero⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually had to see for myself if this was for real, and apparently he drove his car through his neighbor’s fence in order to access (and subsequently destroy) the back door. I’m not sure how I’d feel about that on a random Tuesday lol.

  But he was also charged with burglary on top of other things and I kinda feel that it’d be impossible to show he had any criminal intent, given that he was tripping balls to the point of hallucinating a fire