Bunitonito

@Bunitonito@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Our kryptonite⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you can avoid that rock for around 60 billion years, it’ll be almost entirely lead, and then you can mock it. ‘Not so tough now, stupid rock’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨noo not the cashier⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It was a joke. Everything is self-checkout nowadays, so the cashier just narrating the play-by-play

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tyranny⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “You can’t change the rules just 'cause you don’t like how I’m doing it.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Careful, he's a hero⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually had to see for myself if this was for real, and apparently he drove his car through his neighbor’s fence in order to access (and subsequently destroy) the back door. I’m not sure how I’d feel about that on a random Tuesday lol.

  But he was also charged with burglary on top of other things and I kinda feel that it’d be impossible to show he had any criminal intent, given that he was tripping balls to the point of hallucinating a fire