A box without a lid, no way to check on the cat, and no air holes. That cat is dead. It was always going to die.
Schrodinger's Precious
Submitted 3 weeks ago by PugJesus@piefed.social to science_memes@mander.xyz
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chaogomu@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Saapas@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
Going to, but there was no given time frame. So you don’t know if it is dead, yet
Chakravanti@monero.town 3 weeks ago
By the time you ask the question, you are unquestionably sick, sadistic, & cruel because no one lives long enough to be otherwise.
Goodeye8@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Are you also dead because you’re guaranteed to die eventually? It’s not an experiment of the eventual outcome but the observation of the outcome. While you’re observing the cat it has to be alive or dead, it can’t be both. But when you stop observing the certainty disappears and the cat is no longer dead or alive but both at the game time.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Depends on the size of the box and how long it’s been
how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
What’s really in the box are the 12 year old girls Schroedinger used to rape
SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
What
pageflight@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Quoting directly from Schrödinger’s diaries, Moore revealed that the physicist justified his attraction to girls by considering that, being a genius (which he believed no woman ever could be), he was naturally entitled. “It seems to be the usual thing that men of strong, genuine intellectuality are immensely attracted only by women who, forming the very beginning of the intellectual series, are as nearly connected to the preferred springs of nature as they themselves. Nothing intermediate will do, since no woman will ever approach nearer to genius by intellectual education than some unintellectuals do by birth so to speak.”
TIL. Ugh.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
He in the Trump-Einstein-Files?
white_nrdy@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Yes and no
csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2 weeks ago
Schrödinger's Discord Kitties, as it were
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Shouldn’t they both be right
PugJesus@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Luckily, Bilbo remembered to add “Answer fully”
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 3 weeks ago
Alive and death at the same time. It’s more like asking if the coin is heads or tails when the coin is still spinning.
remotelove@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Not if they are both wrong.
Bunitonito@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No, the cat is one or the other. Radioactive half-life is the point at which there is a 50/50 chance that any single isotope had decayed, and we usually work around that in classical systems by using large sample sizes (a pile of isotopes, it’s easy to see that half of it would have decayed). But for one single isotope we aren’t observing (or the cat), we need to look at it in terms of probabilities until we observe it
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
is the cat a qualifed observer>
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
No, it’s a conscientious objector
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
am i a qualified observer?
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The correct answer is yes.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
wrong again!
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
davidgro@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Eventually dead, from multiple potential causes. Especially with no lid.
jafffacakelemmy@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
just shake the box up a bit. you’ll soon know if the cat inside is alive or dead!?
Bunitonito@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
… It’d be a lot easier to explain this is Schroedinger had a whole pile of boxes with cats in them
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
oh god you just made me write the stupidest nerdiest song about schroedinger in about half a second and the chorus goes “and he’s got boxes and boxes and boxes of cats/ yeah he’s got boxes and boxes and boxes of cats” i feel so ashamed
Bunitonito@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
‘and half of them are dead / but what about THIS ONE? / nobody knows, nobody knowwwws’
sepi@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Bro the cat is dying
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Aren’t we all?
Xerxos@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
The cat was Schrödingers example how super positions make no sense in complex organisms. It was a counter-example, yet everyone uses it as if there would be a undead cat in the box.
MixOpossum@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Poor kitty
neatchee@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Nasty hobitses did not mention radioactive particle decay or poison vile! Cat is just dead dead dead!! Suffocated, starved, sensory deprived cat!
MycelialMass@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
*vial
neatchee@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
poison is vile, looking cats is vile, I see absolutely no problem here >.>
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Wait… So the radioactive material is keeping the cat alive? 🤔
neatchee@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
no, the vile of poison and radioactive particle connected to a device that breaks the vile when it detects the particle’s decay is what makes the cat’s state probabilistic. Otherwise it’s just a cat in a box
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
it’s meant to keep schroedinger away