SaharaMaleikuhm
@SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
- Comment on Pokémon 2 days ago:
They are a leash. You are their dog. You have nothing to lose but your scooby snacks.
- Comment on Launches 2 days ago:
Imploding submarines are far more efficient
- Comment on Society 4 days ago:
I just like to be the little spoon
- Comment on Wild times in a wild world 5 days ago:
Go to the cops and prove you are from the future. Get there a few days early with the lottery numbers on a piece of paper or smth. That might get them to take you seriously. Of course they will never let you go back.
- Comment on M*crosoft's search engine is borderline unusable 5 days ago:
They got to you. It’s too late to safe you. Rest peacefully.
- Comment on biodegradable 1 week ago:
Say gex!
- Comment on Got caught 1 week ago:
I wasn’t going to, but now I’m getting them out of spite
- Comment on Anon has a special request 1 week ago:
It’s better to ask for forgiveness than for permission.
- Comment on Religious people: The world is ending 1 week ago:
Bullies 4 life
- Comment on This took me a great deal of strength to publicly acknowledge 1 week ago:
Your weakness disgusts me
- Comment on Candy Darter 1 week ago:
Fine, I’ll play by your rules
- Comment on AI Artefacting 1 week ago:
I am the Rumpelstiltskin now!
- Comment on I've bean missing these memes 1 week ago:
All the memes use baked beans though. More expensive and with a truckload of sugar in the sauce. IMHO the most inferior way to eat beans.
- Comment on after 40 all meals are horror 1 week ago:
What does the rest of the world do then? Cook twice or thrice a day? That’s just silly.
- Comment on "what happened??" 1 week ago:
Yarr harr fiddle dee dee
- Comment on Seconds 1 week ago:
I measure the mass of my stool by seconds it takes to discharge
- Comment on America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting 1 week ago:
Can’t even feel anything though. Can you penetrate any harder my guy?
- Comment on I prefer shamdiarrheoa 2 weeks ago:
I’m in a lot of shampain
- Comment on OK. 2 weeks ago:
30°C in the summer is hot. I want my winter NOW. GET ME OUT
- Comment on Stained Glass 2 weeks ago:
Aha! Science!
- Comment on Stained Glass 2 weeks ago:
100? Let’s pump those numbers up my lovelies!
- Comment on Anon is a soyboy 2 weeks ago:
Haha soy is beans, therefore it’s mega good for you. Beans are life
- Comment on Anon's experience at a coffee shop 2 weeks ago:
I’m with him, people who litter deserve to be in the lowest depths of hell.
- Comment on Anon plays Metro 2033 2 weeks ago:
I wear that achievement as a badge of honor. We are not the same.
- Comment on How to treat a man 3 weeks ago:
Exactly. Everybody should be taught to leave me the fuck alone.
- Comment on Oh, the humanity! 3 weeks ago:
Aperture Science
- Comment on Pizza! Pizza! 4 weeks ago:
No, but I am.
- Comment on buddy comin in hot 4 weeks ago:
Damn they retconned the bible? Just drop The Bible 2 SMH my head
- Comment on In 2019, Microsoft tried a 4-day workweek in Japan. Productivity jumped 40% 5 weeks ago:
Exactly, wouldn’t want the slaves to get ideas.
- Comment on It's OK, Yellowstone 5 weeks ago:
I had always just assumed it would plunge half of America into darkness