blursed

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• fargeol@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Relevant XKCD: xkcd.com/1217/

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  • thevoidzero@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Killing cancer cells: easy Not killing normal cells: hard

    Guess who found an easy way to get PhD.

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• rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  But does it also not kill the rest of the person? A bullet will kill cancer calls in lab conditions.

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  • zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Wait. I know how to cure the MAGA’s.

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    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The old cure for fascism.

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  • Zeusz13@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Medicine is in the dose. If you take enough ibuprofen it will kill you beside your pain. Lithium is a useful and powerful mood stabilizer, but take just a tiny bit more, and it’s deadly poison

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    • MartianSands@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Sure, but there are far more things which will kill the entire person at the same dose they’ll kill the cancer than things which can be carefully controlled by choosing the right dose.

      These studies which claim to kill cancer in a petri dish usually turn out to be the former, because not killing the host is the difficult part

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    • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If you swallow a bunch of gunpowder, drink gasoline, fill yourself with nitroglycerin, and then slam yourself on the floor—sure, you’ll get hired by the talent agent, but then you have to reveal that you can only do the trick once.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No amount of bullet will safely treat cancer in vivo

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• anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  the fungus has nothing to do with any pharao

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Wait I know this story, I think it was called The Last of US

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Pharao’s blessing just dropped

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• Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The grave robbers were the cancer.

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• SL3wvmnas@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Well wait a second, they found out what caused the pharaohs curse? That’s awesome!

  Well I guess I’m one of the lucky 10.000 then.

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• alexdoom@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s a curse on the pharma industry?

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• Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The Curse of No Cancer

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