That boy is all right

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• MimicJar@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Evil Hank says, “Taste the heat, not the meat!” as he burns you alive with his propane flamethrower. You can’t burn a man alive with charcoal.

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  • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I bet you fucking could.

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    • pluralPeople@piefed.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes but would be relatively inconvenient. The way they did it in Nigeria would be luxurious in comparison(tire around the neck).

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yup

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    that’s a nice grill man…

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• popcap200@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s wild. Growing up with gas, I was always on Hank’s side. Now as an adult with a charcoal grill, I just don’t understand. :(

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • TragicNotCute@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I never understood either. To me, gas was always about convenience. It’s faster and easier than charcoal, but does it taste better?

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    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not a chance.

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    • SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re supposed to taste the meat not the heat.

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  • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Taste the meat, not the heat!

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I always assumed that was the joke, he was the absolute advocate for a clearly inferior product.

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  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imagine how Bobby feels.

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  • paultimate14@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If I wanted a clean, convenient, and flavor-neutral method of cooking my meat then I would just stay in the kitchen where I have a variety of electric and natural gas appliances very capable of doing so.

    “Grilling” with propane is just silly. Idk maybe there’s some merit to camp stoves while camping, but that’s only if you can’t use firewood for some reason.

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• Horsecook@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Windex007@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Carbon neutral?

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    • Horsecook@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s what I told my mother

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• cobysev@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hank Hill is a die-hard Republican, fiercely loyal to his grifter of a boss at the propane store. Of course he’s going to advocate for the bland, simple taste of meat cooked by propane. He’s not adventurous and he definitely wouldn’t betray his brand.

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• queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Evil Hank has a gas hookup in his house, so he does all his cooking indoors. He doesn’t even grill!

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I assumed he would use an electric stove indoors. Not even induction.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Probably drives an electric car too.

      Might even have energy efficient lightbulbs! 😬

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• sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So dirty

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• Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I sell Profane and Profane accessories

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• krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Evil Hank hill sells cocaine and cocaine accessories, duh.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    crack popes

    That’s quite an image

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    • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Meant pipes but I’m leaving it because it’s funny.

      “Holy father of crack, bless me for I have sinned. It has been 6 hours since I have last smoked crack”

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