krooklochurm

@krooklochurm@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Edible Wood⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  But can it be boofed?

  Title of my new YouTube channel called it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Try Butt Nutts Today!!⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  But DoGeeseSeeGos, my wife’s boyfriend says these are stupid, and that they are kind of gay. As I am deeply insecure about my heterosexuality, and need to need to project an aura of insecure masculinity at all times, will these products turn me gay?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Try Butt Nutts Today!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  But DoGeeseSeeGos, how do I really know if butt nutts are for me? After all, everything you’re saying sounds too good to be true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Spotify is the only monthly subscription I have.

  I’m happy with it.

  I mean it’s evil but. You pick your battles I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fools!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The corn crab always comes through. In blackest most cornless night he brings the corn when no other other could.

  Marty me, corn crab, and provide for me many wonderful crab corn person children.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For those who have all the right answers for the rest of us⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Racist jokes are often hillarious.

  You don’t make racist jokes because they’re not funny. You don’t make racist jokes because they’re racist and dehumanizing.

  A joke doesn’t don’t stop being funny because it’s racist, but it does become dehumanizing and reflects very poorly on whoever is telling the joke. It also signifies a lack of wit because racist jokes are often very, very easy most of the time.

  It’s not that someone telling a racist joke isn’t funny. It’s that they’re also a piece of shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For those who have all the right answers for the rest of us⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think That Deez nutz Are very funny If you find it hard to Laugh Laugh at deez nutz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The wall of this bathroom really intimidated me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s hard, but it impossible to piss with a hardon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The differences between men and women⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  CUM

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a metaphor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pregnant, not pregnant, old, young, born, unborn, drew barrymore doesn’t give a shit. If it breathes and walks on two legs she’ll it live on the internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a metaphor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  She eats people live on the internet.

  She doesn’t cook them first or anything. She just devours them while they cry. I watched her eat half of a school bus full of retirees she found by the side of the road once. She fell asleep before she could finish because she’d eaten too much.

  I’m not sure why she gets a pass on this, or why so many people tune in to watch drew barrymore just straight up eating people. I’d put a stop to it if I could, honestly, but I think the ad revenue she brings in from the various sponsors that pay money to advertise on the “drew barrymore literally just eats people” stream makes her untouchable.

  Plus you’d have to be bat shit crazy to go against big hot sauce.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On new installations, Android rebinds the power button to open up Google Assistant⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope much worse things happen to them.

  And Sundar Prichard has to watch as it gets progressively worse, with him being the worst of all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A baseless and malicious claim⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hi I’d like a Big Mac with extra clown cum please.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I looked into this but the ads are a lie.

  There are only 1,789 hot local women that want to meet me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Michael⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s form a Michale triple, adopt thousands of children named Michael, and kill everyone that refuses to change their names to Michael.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Michael⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My name is also Michael. Hi Michael. Nice name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In your culture do you call it a teapot or a kettle?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s Krang, evil galactic warlord from dimension X…'s penis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If 2,434 ladies want to test this out then hmu

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has anyone here ever doubted if your parents were your "real" parents? Is it normal to have these weird thoughts?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m my own grandpa.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easy choice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  E. Rotting possum testicles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Excellent scale⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I am feeling random cardboard box, thanks for asking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got my invite⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely join.

  We meet up on wednesdays and suck each other off in a huge pile of jolly ranchers. Cleanup is a bitch but it’s worth it when we watch the jolly ranchers after.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lgbtq are the victims though 🤪⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  OP should be stopped.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a sad state of affairs...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t seen actual trolling in a while. Good job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨difference⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  HERE COMES THE PEE PEE TRAIN. SMILE AND OPEN WIDE AND SWALLOW.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CNC⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feel like I'm missing out on something⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  WHY ARE YOU CRANKING HOGS?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feel like I'm missing out on something⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  YOU CANT EAT. YOU’RE A FUCKING SKELETON. YOU NEED A DOCTOR, NOT TACO BELL.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How am I supposed to decimate this fucker when it isn't even physical⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You lost me at death metal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CNC⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I just came.