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Please the Beans

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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MattW03@lemmy.ca⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Honestly, if the bean isn’t pleased, then I’m not pleased.

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    • Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As a DJ, I wanted to please the beans (as instructed) by mixing for them. Alas, I am not allowed

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If the bean is not pleased, I continue flicking it.

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    c/dontdeadopeninside (or the other one, I always confuse them)

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    • FirmDistribution@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      !dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz

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  • Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Kansas City knows

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    • ynthrepic@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Knows…

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    • sik0fewl@piefed.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If they already know, then why do they need a sign?

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hi! do not mix, please the beans.

    Kansas City knows…
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    • JargonWagon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Segregation pleases the beans. Ask Kansas.

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  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    PLEASE THE BEANS.

    Is that an order? Or do you want beans?

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    • lauha@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      PLEASE THE BEANS, SERVANT! ALL HAIL THE BEANS.

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      • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        opens mouth

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  • tym@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    gotta find the beans before you can please the beans

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  • usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can we bring back talking about beans all the time on Lemmy? Asking for a friend who love beans (aka me)

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    • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bean the change you want to see in the world

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Beans? 🐾

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    • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Jeans?

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      • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Jorts?

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  • Prikkeres@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Should be taught to most (young) males 🙂

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  • Guitarfun@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    God help you, flick that bean or else.

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      just do not mix them

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is edited.

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  • texture@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    not what she said at all

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    • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      not plural beans anyway. we like to be monogamous in my house.

      just please one bean, thank you.

      but if you can find one that wants other beans, more power to you.

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      • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That's incredibly selfish of her.

        In this age when the skill of bean-pleasing is a dying form of art, masters of the skill must be shared. It is known.

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  • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They know

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  • djdarren@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So the beans are segregationists?

    /me Sadly boycotts beans

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  • kamen@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    SASA LELE

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  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If it pleases thy beans

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Good to know I can get replacement beans for my cat if I need them.

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