tym

@tym@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take that to the privacy of your own home.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer shrooms

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take that to the privacy of your own home.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  They stay inside drinking milk and painting the walls brown while being a closet drunk who hides their liquor in the toilet tank, obviously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK inflation falls sharply to 4.6%⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  TLDR: opec controls inflation through gas prices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GTA 6’s Publisher Says Video Games Should Theoretically Be Priced At Dollars Per Hour⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Dollars per hour divided by total copies sold. Eventually, it’s free.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gonna be a great day!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I like your wishlist! The fact nobody mentions that the devil still lives among us is sad. I hope he gets accidentally castrated by a dull knife in times square during the live NYE broadcast.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not asking to be rich.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  In the early 2000s we learned it in more of a nucleus model to address the pyramid criticisms. As someone who grew up poor and lives comfortably now, I can attest that it’s a real thing. I miss the struggle in a morbid way. Life was somehow more defined.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The reason CEOs want workers to Return To Office is because they want you to quit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Middle manager here: they want you to quit, and me to do your job plus the jobs of the other 3 who just left after you’re gone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Shitty time to have dusted off plants vs zombies. Guess me and crazy Dave are buds now. If you need me, I’ll be rummaging through the kitchen cabinets looking for a helmet!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kamikazed herself⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The smart ones off themselves by age 5!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨31-year-old teacher quit her job. Now she works at Costco—and boosted her income by 50%: ‘I've never been happier' (these are not feel good stories, this is sad)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re several generations deep into a manufactured apathy meant to fragment and dilute any workers rights reforms

  We stumbled into work from home due to the pandemic, but that genie will be put back in the bottle within 2 generations.

  Robber barons never left, they just got smarter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FOUR whole parking spots⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Grab some zipties and two shopping carts. Ziptie the shopping carts to their door handles.