tym
@tym@lemmy.world
- Comment on Youtube can detect VPNs now... the fuck? 1 week ago:
I love that this complaint is posted to Lemmy: a platform that forces me to pause my VPN to make a comment.
 - Comment on Don't fix the problem just change the parameters 1 week ago:
It’s getting so bad that some people even put the period INSIDE the quotation mark at the end of a sentence!
 - Comment on Is there any way the average American can insulate themselves from the AI bubble bursting? 1 week ago:
I’d be more concerned with insulating yourself against the AI bubble not popping if I were you.
The good news is the strategy works for both scenarios. Hyperlocal renaissance or bust.
 - Comment on Protect yourselves! 2 weeks ago:
They also hiss like snakes when they feel threatened. I’ve done many things in life, but being accepted by a flock of geese in my poultry farming days is way up there on the list of things I’m proud of.
 - Comment on Who wants a merkin? 2 weeks ago:
Oh baby, yer merkin me hairy
 - Comment on hows keto working out for you 2 weeks ago:
I choose to imagine you’re the polar bear version of jason statham’s character in every movie he’s ever done.
 - Comment on What keeps Americans from being mad about the state of their country? 8 months ago:
and #4: we dont believe if we take a bold step forward that our neighbors will show solidarity and endurance, which then puts us at risk of prosecution. A lot of us have kids to protect.
 - Comment on White House Faith Office 8 months ago:
Trump: “So you’re saying I have a chance?!”
 - Comment on Take that to the privacy of your own home. 1 year ago:
I prefer shrooms
 - Comment on Take that to the privacy of your own home. 1 year ago:
They stay inside drinking milk and painting the walls brown while being a closet drunk who hides their liquor in the toilet tank, obviously.
 - Comment on UK inflation falls sharply to 4.6% 1 year ago:
TLDR: opec controls inflation through gas prices.
 - Comment on GTA 6’s Publisher Says Video Games Should Theoretically Be Priced At Dollars Per Hour 1 year ago:
Dollars per hour divided by total copies sold. Eventually, it’s free.
 - Comment on Gonna be a great day! 1 year ago:
I like your wishlist! The fact nobody mentions that the devil still lives among us is sad. I hope he gets accidentally castrated by a dull knife in times square during the live NYE broadcast.
 - Comment on I'm not asking to be rich. 1 year ago:
In the early 2000s we learned it in more of a nucleus model to address the pyramid criticisms. As someone who grew up poor and lives comfortably now, I can attest that it’s a real thing. I miss the struggle in a morbid way. Life was somehow more defined.
 - Comment on The reason CEOs want workers to Return To Office is because they want you to quit 2 years ago:
Middle manager here: they want you to quit, and me to do your job plus the jobs of the other 3 who just left after you’re gone.
 - Comment on You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next? 2 years ago:
Shitty time to have dusted off plants vs zombies. Guess me and crazy Dave are buds now. If you need me, I’ll be rummaging through the kitchen cabinets looking for a helmet!
 - Comment on kamikazed herself 2 years ago:
The smart ones off themselves by age 5!
 - Comment on 31-year-old teacher quit her job. Now she works at Costco—and boosted her income by 50%: ‘I've never been happier' (these are not feel good stories, this is sad) 2 years ago:
We’re several generations deep into a manufactured apathy meant to fragment and dilute any workers rights reforms
We stumbled into work from home due to the pandemic, but that genie will be put back in the bottle within 2 generations.
Robber barons never left, they just got smarter.
 - Comment on FOUR whole parking spots 2 years ago:
Grab some zipties and two shopping carts. Ziptie the shopping carts to their door handles.