(Idea taken from a similar post I saw in Reddit a longer time ago)
I would probably get a knife in my ribs before I notice anything and be left to lie in the street 😅
I am god of the beavers.
You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?
Submitted 1 year ago by Damaskox@lemmy.world to games@lemmy.world
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Granite@kbin.social 1 year ago
Damaskox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Isn’t it that building/strategy game where beavers have evolved and build cities? Saw it in Steam.
NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I’d be hanging out in my nice Minecraft city my friends and I are building. Honestly wouldn’t be too bad
Damaskox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
…until the evening comes. I hope you do have…precautions for that?
NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
We have inner and outer walls encircling the city and raised rail lines passing between major points of interest. I’d be prepared!
Artyom@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Honestly not much to worry about in Minecraft. Just go to bed at a reasonable hour and live a great life. It’s man’s ambition that is his folly.
mySFWaccount@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Do I get to keep my castle? Because if I do, I’m pretty set.
Callie@pawb.social 1 year ago
Time to pay off my debt to a raccoon and fish all day
thejml@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I like how the loans don’t have interest, but the savings bank does. I’d be down with that system.
DredUnicorn@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Valheim, so probably killed by a falling tree.
DocCrankenstein@lemm.ee 1 year ago
100% death by tree. Specifically one that I wasn’t chopping in the first place.
Deckweiss@lemmy.world 1 year ago
hOUse_atomics@lemmy.world 1 year ago
BG3, so I’m either getting body snatched, horribly murdered, or laid.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If you’re lucky, it’s going to be all 3 and your murder will happen AFTER you get laid!
Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
CRITICAL FAILURE
HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social 1 year ago
You'll end up
Down
Down
Down
By the river~
flicker@kbin.social 1 year ago
I'm playing golf?
How unlikely! How fortunate I took so long to play Golf Story!
Damaskox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s cool to be able to chill in a game as well! So many other answers involve either dying or killing 😂
Mirshe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Aw man, I love Golf Story. Such a fun little game, and way more accessible than a lot of other golf games.
anti@lemm.ee 1 year ago
If my regular Apex Legends experience applies, I’ve got about 30 seconds to live and no hope of my teammates reviving me.
aeronmelon@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Lucky me, I live in Stardew Valley now. And I’m never going back.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Grow the factory.
at_an_angle@lemmy.one 1 year ago
THE FACTORY MOST GROW.
joelfromaus@aussie.zone 1 year ago
WH40K: Darktide. In the grim dark future of the 41st millennium I am so F-ed in the A.
ours@lemmy.film 1 year ago
We have a grim, and painful life to look forward to. At least it will be brief so there’s that.
So you rather die grinding in the factories, in prison, as emperor-corpse food or horribly in battle? Tough choice.
slazer2au@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Factorio. The factory must grow.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 1 year ago
I spend three years locked in a tiny capsule and then die because the engineers forgot to add parachutes.
Contramuffin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
For me, the issue is not parachutes. It’s always forgetting to add antennae for communication
Damaskox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Aww man! Not the best experience to have before death!
atrielienz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s animal crossing. I eat some fruit and then forget and hit a rock and break it.
Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Animal crossing certainly isn’t the worst one but the limited nature of it quickly becomes apparent since you can’t really ever leave the island (you can visit other islands, but you can’t move there and you also can’t visit the mainland).
DocCrankenstein@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Nah mate, the goal of life is to laze away on an island with your friends eating fruit and building shit together. Why would I ever want to leave?
Shou@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Rimwold. I’ll be dying from an infection caused by a chinchilla’s bite.
TheColonel@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Hang out with a bunch of cool dudes, do some diving, make some sushi.
Sounds pretty ideal.
anguo@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I’d be miserable in a basement, flinging my tears at flies and poop.
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nelots@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It’s your mother by any chance a religious nut with a knife?
keefshape@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Groan. That means I am stuck in boring but pretty Starfield forever.
Guess I would finally build an Outpost 😆
TwattyMctwatterson@lemmings.world 1 year ago
I wouldn’t hate being a space trucker.
boeman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But you’ll have cool
dragon shoutspowers.
hactar42@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’d look pretty out of place as an overweight 43 year old man playing in the Women’s World Cup.
karlach@lemmy.world 1 year ago
[deleted]hactar42@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Day 5947, please let me retire before I hit 60
MrGerrit@feddit.nl 1 year ago
The movie"Ladybugs" could use a remake, you could be the star of the movie!
Also rip Rodney Dangerfield.
hactar42@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I actually watched that again a few years ago when I started coaching my daughter’s soccer team. It honestly holds up fairly decently for a 90s movie dealing with gender. However, Rodney Dangerfield totally carried that movie himself.
Willdrick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ffs i only olayed one match of Starship Troopers… Im getting dismembered by an oversized animstronic alien ant
slazer2au@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Service guarantees citizenship
Willdrick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m doing my part.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
Stuck in the superluminal space of THPS 1 and 2. Skateboarding forever.
owatnext@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Except for a few random voiceless NPCs that will stand, forever cheering, at the wayside.
jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 1 year ago
Caves of Qud. Guess I’m a farmer now. The world is very dangerous.
BrightCandle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Punching trees hurts.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What game was it? My first guess was Ark, but I have not played many games.
PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Most likely minecraft, though it’s true that is no longer the only tree punching game.
BrightCandle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Minecraft, playing a 1.20 modpack
MooseBoys@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m so glad I decided not to play Alien Isolation tonight.
Saprophyte@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Technically I’d be in Night City, but for the first few hours surrounded by homelessness and decay I’d likely be trying to figure out how I got to San Francisco again…
profoundninja@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Elden Ring. If it’s anything like my playing experience. I’m dead within 2 minutes.
Senseless@feddit.de 1 year ago
I die. Just like I do in CS2. Shouldn’t have started again, I’m just too old for this shit.
frokie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I go and live a peaceful life in Kakariko Village
Yazer@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I’d land in a minefield, with only numbers to help me out.
RandomStickman@kbin.social 1 year ago
A classic
Damaskox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Minesweeper, eh? Tried it a few times but didn’t stick on me 😅
bappity@lemmy.world 1 year ago
landmines aren’t sticky silly