Submitted 1 year ago by Damaskox@lemmy.world to games@lemmy.world
(Idea taken from a similar post I saw in Reddit a longer time ago)
I would probably get a knife in my ribs before I notice anything and be left to lie in the street 😅
Shitty time to have dusted off plants vs zombies. Guess me and crazy Dave are buds now. If you need me, I’ll be rummaging through the kitchen cabinets looking for a helmet!
My minecraft mod pack so id basically be the god that created that universe.
I die of heart attack, bleeding, poison and disease simultaneously near the entrance to the Darkest Dungeon
I’d be living in the slums in Night City and have a higher quality of life than anyone I know in real life
Until some person with too many implants goes psycho and rips you apart as you walk down the street.
I mean, how many civs actually get got by psychos in the game?
I continue my attempts to Slay the Spire
Stay slayin, friendo
503 hours in
Brain damage (rocket league).
I would go bowling with my cousin.
I guess I’m now stuck in the digital world with my companions that consist of a pile of sentient poop and a Dinosaur that can breath fire and talk. Both of which will experience the cycle of life, death, and re-incarnation roughly every few weeks.
I will chill in the idealistic socialist town and happily eat the freshly grown meat straight off the vine that the living plant monster gives out to everyone for free daily
Oh man, are you talking about the OG town or the High Def update?
New one. But ngl the OG would be pretty nice too if I got to pick
Does D&D count? I could probably have a decent time finding some magic item and then just using it in daily life.
Eorzea isn’t the worst fantasy world to be isekai’d into. I’d just set up in one of the capitals and try not to die
As long as you don’t give into despair, everything will be fine!
I’ll need to build shelter , gather food, add defense and make a dam table to off of because we just crash landed on a planet and survived, but eating without a table is what sets me off!!
I’m trying to learn how to read in war-torn Bohemia in the High Medieval Ages :/
What game is this? Kingdom Come?
Yeah lmao hardcore mode is no joke in the early game
I guess RTFM doesn’t apply here…
Darktide?
I’m either getting killed by Nurgle cultists, or by the Inquisition for being wired and knowing heretical words like “Democracy” and “Human Rights”
I’m in the Star Trek universe! Post scarcity and a chance to understand the mysteries of the universe and live twice as long? Sign me up.
Peglin? I can throw stones pretty well, but not sure I can do much against sentient walls
Haha damn I’d be in Night City. I’d probably be getting mugged by some gangoons.
Shit Keanu Reaves is in my head making snarky comments about my choices. Could be cool.
I continue to press the buttons I’m told to, over and over again. Not much has changed.
Uhhhh, covered in sticky white latex? Yessir.
(It was changed)
I don’t think anything changes as I’ve played Dirt Rally 2.0. Maybe I’ll just die in a car crash.
Good thing it’s not the game I played second last… noita.
My cousin calls and asks if I want to go bowling.
Would be weird since my cousin is dead
ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS
FOR KARL
I’d be piloting a ship around the Milky Way fueling my hoarding addiction with theft and murder
It's (an) Earth, mid 18th century. Mega-Ghana is the world's leading great power, having crusaded both Christianity and Islam more or less out of existence centuries ago. The place that I actually live in real life was just conquered by England, although this problem is somewhat mitigated by the fact that the (Visigothic) king of Spain invaded England and renamed it to "Nouveau France" several centuries ago. Such is the nature of a multiplayer Paradox megacampaign
If I’m not Geralt then I’m likely quite fucked.
Deep Rock Galactic, after playing around with the grapple I would fall to the ground and die.
I’m fucked - Dead Cells.
Witcher 3, Velen. I’m immediately killed by a bandit or a Drowner.
sheogorath@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Get fucked 25 different ways by a megacorp.