Assman

@Assman@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to go to the Soup Store⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Learn how to make your own bone broth. Shits fucking incredible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it expected to tip for furniture deliveries?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They can charge more for it if it’s “above and beyond”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Gladiator 2’ Reviews Are In, And Better Than ‘Gladiator’⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No thanks. 20 year old movies don’t need sequels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey, smoothbrain!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Blubber

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is jealous⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, a person made a bunch of money by saying something amusing on camera? That’s crazy bro. Probably the first time that’s ever happened.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't look up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now kiss

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't tip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure they’re only guaranteed minimum wage if they don’t receive tips. So yeah if you’re cool with your waiter making $7 per hour instead of $3, don’t tip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot Dinner 🍆 🍑 🥵⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bruh, 13th amendment. It’s illegal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American house⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always eat a few of their bullets. That’s called the Dad Tax

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That cereal ain't right⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Put some sugar on those Wheaties boy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ladies Beware!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Catch and release

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I'm hungry and thirsty at the same time what do I do???"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean milk soup

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't trust like that.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe this is hippie talk, but I simply don’t bother any animal. I don’t need an article to tell me they deserve to exist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨K-Drama moment⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The apprentice has become the master

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Waterboy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This one speaks wisdom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Redneck warning system⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy larms

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks Jupiter, You're a real one!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How else would you make asteroid cheese

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mine's a Juicer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Psh when I open random stuck drawers all I find is jars of teeth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨... i guess not⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then he went to his mother in law’s house

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horrors We've Unleashed⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mosquitos are just trying to save the planet by murdering as many people as possible

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life imitates art?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Things synths says

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Backyard Baseball 97 has been released on steam!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We played the shit out of these games. Especially the football one. I remember my dad laughing his ass off at the little kids getting tackled.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wobble wobble⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m with this guy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inside the ‘Joker: Folie à Deux’ Debacle: Todd Phillips ‘Wanted Nothing to Do’ With DC on the $200 Million Misfire⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They said the same thing about Rion Johnson

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Red Dead Redemption and Undead Nightmare coming to PC October 29⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t wait to pirate it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U Fkn WOT m8?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He is bri*ish after all

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hippos⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Moo deng probably gonna grow up and murder several people

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's body is a machine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking crazy this guy plays kingpin in the daredevil series

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are we going to learn?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  According to google translate this means “lime stuffing” so it kinda just is ridiculous

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon enjoys a quiet night at home⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you know