Assman
@Assman@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Images leak of Valve's next game, and it's an Overwatch-style hero shooter 1 day ago:
Sounds more like SMITE than overwatch
- Comment on Girl power 1 day ago:
- Comment on Do you hate it? 2 days ago:
People these days underestimate the power of consensual violence
- Comment on if you had to choose one 4 days ago:
It’s sterile and I like the taste
- Comment on Rip Striker 2000-2024 😭 1 week ago:
It’s what made me me
- Comment on Rip Striker 2000-2024 😭 1 week ago:
You know that thing that STRIKINGdebate2 claimed to hate all his or her life? Well they secretly jerked off to that thing every Thursday.
- Comment on PSA: Don't eat cicadas if you're allergic to shellfish... or at all 1 week ago:
Cicadas are delicious
- Comment on True quality 1 week ago:
strong continuous winds flatten very young trees without killing them. They then keep growing, with a permanent kink
That’s what happened to Chuck Berry
- Comment on Internet comments 1 week ago:
Did you hear about the time when Mary Magdalene tracked dirt in the house? Jesus swept.
- Comment on Internet comments 1 week ago:
Fuck clippy. Power Pup was the real office assistant.
- Comment on They say your body is the only instrument that doesn't require any lessons 1 week ago:
Stop that
- Comment on Anon hates aluminum 1 week ago:
Who gives a shit
- Comment on Anon Tries Something New 1 week ago:
“I don’t see a problem here” - Chuck Berry
- Comment on Anon hates aluminum 1 week ago:
Uranium makes my bones pointy
- Comment on Anon hates aluminum 1 week ago:
This idiot forgot the beer can age
- Comment on I cannot find it 2 weeks ago:
My dumbass moving my phone all around to try to see some tiddies in the picture
- Comment on Ok. Which one of you has been annoying the teacher? 2 weeks ago:
How do I keep my salad dressing from separating? I’ll make a nice vinegrette and by time I’m eating it it’s just oil on top of lemon juice.
- Comment on eyecandyn't 2 weeks ago:
I’ll stand behind you so we can do a twofer
- Comment on orinthologists search history 4 weeks ago:
You ever heard that bird that says “Bob White”? It’s called a bobwhite.
- Comment on How my morning is going... 4 weeks ago:
Equifax leak. Half of Americans’ SSNs are on the dark web.
- Comment on Caption this. 5 weeks ago:
If you want the goose to look at it it’s $15 extra
- Comment on Ah shit... here we go again. 5 weeks ago:
Pfft you can’t even see the shit until the performer stands up
- Comment on Am I the only one who's "shorts" feed is all basically softcore porn? 5 weeks ago:
I’ve gotten sexualized ads in my work Gmail which I only use for work emails and nothing else. Pretty sure step one of Google’s algorithms is “is man? Show titty”
- Comment on High quality channel 5 weeks ago:
This man is definitely from the Indiana, Ohio, Kentucky tristate area.
- Comment on Every generation has different challenges 5 weeks ago:
🤓
- Comment on High quality channel 5 weeks ago:
I’m a bit of a hillbilly and I know like seven guys who look exactly like the dude on the right
- Comment on Every generation has different challenges 5 weeks ago:
Yes let’s mock people who have no affordable options besides tap water
- Comment on Every generation has different challenges 5 weeks ago:
Laugh, but I have no cavities
- Comment on Handy guide. 5 weeks ago:
It’s like you guys never heard of all the crazy dinosaur orgies
- Comment on tikatalik 5 weeks ago:
If they invent the backwards time machine I’m gonna go kick this fucker back in the ocean. I could be eating thousands of brine shrimp right now.