Now we know the answer to “why is Gamora?”
Just put a spray tan over it
Submitted 2 weeks ago by nifty@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Captain Kirk has entered the chat.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Zoko_Argen@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Kirk was always in the chat, he’s now just more open with kinks
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain.
Why is he climbing the mountain?db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Because it’s there.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fuck it, I’d just stay in costume. At least it’d be accurate.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Switch it up by dressing as a lawyer on some days and wearing a purple sports top and bottoms on others.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I’d get a red wig & do Gamora over She Hulk.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Definitely rock the look. Might as well if it’s going to like that for two months.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nah I expect to de-green at a different rate in different body parts. Go as Michael Jackson having too much weed. Be green vitiligo.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
verdiligo
PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Every shower over scrub the same areas.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Good timing, in December she can make some extra money as the grinch
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I will bet money theres a young child that will point and go “dad look its the grinch”
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
If I were going to use a dye on my skin for something like this, I would first test it out on a small patch of skin some place where nobody’s ever going to see it, like on my penis.
VonReposti@feddit.dk 2 weeks ago
I think you’ll need a bigger patch of skin to actually see the results.
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Do the whole unit and if something goes wrong tell the doc you fucked Shrek.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’d worry about making a mess. What’s the smallest eyedropper they sell?
ChexMax@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I too would want to test patch it. But I would put it off too long and end up skipping the test patch.
Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
That movie is cursed lol. Mattel had a shit ton of wicked toys produced for the movie. Someone fucked up the website for the movie on the packaging, it was supposed to say VISIT WICKEDMOVIE.COM or something like that… Packaging actually says VISIT WICKED.COM!!! Which is apparently a porn site hahahahahaha.
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 2 weeks ago
And apparently there were QR codes on a lot of them that also linked to that site, we went to Walmart and they all had stickers over them lol
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hey man, maybe it was on purpose to get the toys on the news!
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Hit the gym. Awaken the she hulk.
LiamTheBox@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Don’t forget the twerking
boogiebored@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Then hit the law school!
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
guys I’m pretty sure that’s just gamora, leave her be
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dying yourself for the premiere of a movie you’re not even in is wild to me.
SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
You must hate cosplays
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nah, not at all. I love cosplay and the media that comes with it. I’m sure she dressed up, but I just think dying your self green for a movie seen in the dark is crazy. Not that she deserves to be the green giant for it.
But I also don’t leave the house 😅
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 week ago
For a movie you haven’t seen yet, it’s still kinda weird.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
She prolly into photosynthesis now.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Imagine all the confused racists.
And the chlorophyll cat-calling.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Oh, orcs are real now? Can we get dwarves next
CubitOom@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Its not easy bein’ green
RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Dye your hair red.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Damn it’s one of them green women from Star Trek. Is she single?
rumba@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
not for long!
repungnant_canary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“We love unregulated markets” - we say in unison
CPMSP@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
Hulk smash!
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Watch out for the notorious Gobbo lovers
Hupf@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A wild Pirate Software appears!
TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Buy a fucking hoodie lady.
protist@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
The ability and willingness to laugh at yourself is evidence of self-awareness and intelligence.
Completely missing the point, and thinking someone laughing at themselves is instead “complaining” or “whining,” is evidence of a lack of self-awareness and intelligence.
TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
When keeping it shitpost goes wrong.
Skhate_or_die@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t mind your hoodie comment. I’m downvoting for the terrible use of apostrophes in the edit.
TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Duly noted homie.
Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
You don’t have to be so dramatic.
someguy3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Isn’t that basically the whole point of a dye? If you didn’t want permanent you’d go with makeup.
JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Dyes come in different permanence, but some colors like to stick around for longer. For example pthalo based dyes(or paints even) likes to stain everything and have a tendency to leech into places you don’t want them. Yellow dyes tend to fade from UV exposure very easily. I have no idea what’s in that green dye, but holy shit I hope it’s not carcinogenic.
Old_Yharnam@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why not just…IDK…watch the damn movie?
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Because then it wouldn’t be about meeeeeeeee
taiyang@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
NGL, kind of like the look.
Tin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Buy more of the perma-dye to get the spots you didn’t dye because they were under your clothes. If you’re going to be permanently green, go full body.
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
do they sell skin dye that does that intentionally? cause i know people who’d kill to have their skin permanently be a wacky color or art piece without actually having to tattoo it
nifty@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well there’s spray on self tanners, but yeah there’s lots of body paint options because of arts and kink
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
And because of people who want to cosplay as Homestuck trolls. Don’t forget them.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Did… did she use Rit?
Godric@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why is Gamora?
happysplinter@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Came here for this 😁
simple@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
At this point go all-in and buy a witch hat and black robe
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
You’d probably get less questions if you were in costume.
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Seven years and it will be as good as new.
Bruhh@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
WHY IS GAMORA!
thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ve googled it for you: she’s going to be green for 28 to 45 days.
kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So, maybe 28 Days Later?