Now we know the answer to “why is Gamora?”
Just put a spray tan over it
Submitted 5 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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db2@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Captain Kirk has entered the chat.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
Zoko_Argen@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Kirk was always in the chat, he’s now just more open with kinks
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain.
Why is he climbing the mountain?db2@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Because it’s there.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Fuck it, I’d just stay in costume. At least it’d be accurate.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Switch it up by dressing as a lawyer on some days and wearing a purple sports top and bottoms on others.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 months ago
I’d get a red wig & do Gamora over She Hulk.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Definitely rock the look. Might as well if it’s going to like that for two months.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Nah I expect to de-green at a different rate in different body parts. Go as Michael Jackson having too much weed. Be green vitiligo.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 months ago
verdiligo
PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Every shower over scrub the same areas.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Good timing, in December she can make some extra money as the grinch
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I will bet money theres a young child that will point and go “dad look its the grinch”
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 4 months ago
If I were going to use a dye on my skin for something like this, I would first test it out on a small patch of skin some place where nobody’s ever going to see it, like on my penis.
VonReposti@feddit.dk 4 months ago
I think you’ll need a bigger patch of skin to actually see the results.
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Do the whole unit and if something goes wrong tell the doc you fucked Shrek.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’d worry about making a mess. What’s the smallest eyedropper they sell?
ChexMax@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I too would want to test patch it. But I would put it off too long and end up skipping the test patch.
Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
That movie is cursed lol. Mattel had a shit ton of wicked toys produced for the movie. Someone fucked up the website for the movie on the packaging, it was supposed to say VISIT WICKEDMOVIE.COM or something like that… Packaging actually says VISIT WICKED.COM!!! Which is apparently a porn site hahahahahaha.
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 5 months ago
And apparently there were QR codes on a lot of them that also linked to that site, we went to Walmart and they all had stickers over them lol
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Hey man, maybe it was on purpose to get the toys on the news!
Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Hit the gym. Awaken the she hulk.
LiamTheBox@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Don’t forget the twerking
boogiebored@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Then hit the law school!
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
guys I’m pretty sure that’s just gamora, leave her be
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Dying yourself for the premiere of a movie you’re not even in is wild to me.
SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
You must hate cosplays
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Nah, not at all. I love cosplay and the media that comes with it. I’m sure she dressed up, but I just think dying your self green for a movie seen in the dark is crazy. Not that she deserves to be the green giant for it.
But I also don’t leave the house 😅
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 months ago
For a movie you haven’t seen yet, it’s still kinda weird.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
She prolly into photosynthesis now.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Imagine all the confused racists.
And the chlorophyll cat-calling.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 months ago
Oh, orcs are real now? Can we get dwarves next
CubitOom@infosec.pub 5 months ago
Its not easy bein’ green
RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Dye your hair red.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Damn it’s one of them green women from Star Trek. Is she single?
rumba@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
not for long!
repungnant_canary@lemmy.world 4 months ago
“We love unregulated markets” - we say in unison
CPMSP@midwest.social 4 months ago
Hulk smash!
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Watch out for the notorious Gobbo lovers
Hupf@feddit.org 4 months ago
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 4 months ago
A wild Pirate Software appears!
TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Buy a fucking hoodie lady.
protist@mander.xyz 5 months ago
The ability and willingness to laugh at yourself is evidence of self-awareness and intelligence.
Completely missing the point, and thinking someone laughing at themselves is instead “complaining” or “whining,” is evidence of a lack of self-awareness and intelligence.
TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 5 months ago
When keeping it shitpost goes wrong.
Skhate_or_die@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I don’t mind your hoodie comment. I’m downvoting for the terrible use of apostrophes in the edit.
TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Duly noted homie.
Assman@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
You don’t have to be so dramatic.
someguy3@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Isn’t that basically the whole point of a dye? If you didn’t want permanent you’d go with makeup.
JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Dyes come in different permanence, but some colors like to stick around for longer. For example pthalo based dyes(or paints even) likes to stain everything and have a tendency to leech into places you don’t want them. Yellow dyes tend to fade from UV exposure very easily. I have no idea what’s in that green dye, but holy shit I hope it’s not carcinogenic.
Old_Yharnam@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Why not just…IDK…watch the damn movie?
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Because then it wouldn’t be about meeeeeeeee
taiyang@lemmy.world 5 months ago
NGL, kind of like the look.
Tin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Buy more of the perma-dye to get the spots you didn’t dye because they were under your clothes. If you’re going to be permanently green, go full body.
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 4 months ago
do they sell skin dye that does that intentionally? cause i know people who’d kill to have their skin permanently be a wacky color or art piece without actually having to tattoo it
nifty@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Well there’s spray on self tanners, but yeah there’s lots of body paint options because of arts and kink
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 4 months ago
And because of people who want to cosplay as Homestuck trolls. Don’t forget them.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Did… did she use Rit?
Godric@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Why is Gamora?
happysplinter@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Came here for this 😁
simple@lemm.ee 5 months ago
At this point go all-in and buy a witch hat and black robe
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 5 months ago
You’d probably get less questions if you were in costume.
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Seven years and it will be as good as new.
Bruhh@lemmy.world 5 months ago
WHY IS GAMORA!
thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’ve googled it for you: she’s going to be green for 28 to 45 days.
kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 months ago
So, maybe 28 Days Later?