ReplicantBatty

@ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bon appetit.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Jail, jail for one thousand years

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨feral naming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I had to look that up lol, I’ve never seen Fern Gully. The username is a reference to Roy Batty, the character from Blade Runner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨feral naming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s called a roly-poly and I will tolerate no disagreement, good day to you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨feral naming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We had those where I grew up to, our chickens would go absolutely bonkers when we would feed them one. One of them actually learned to come to me when I called because she knew it meant delicious bugs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just put a spray tan over it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And apparently there were QR codes on a lot of them that also linked to that site, we went to Walmart and they all had stickers over them lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Prisoner's Trolley Problemma⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on the loved one, tbh 🤷🏼‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reincarnated into the exact opposite body⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Big The Giant sounds like a late-2000s indie band that had one moderately successful song and then disappeared off the face of the planet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't install app because it isn't "certified" by the government⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oof sorry to hear that, friend 😞

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This says a lot about society⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw this post and immediately went and binged like 4 hours of AVGN last night

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't install app because it isn't "certified" by the government⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Texas?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two kind of YouTubers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah I see you too are a fan of Bailey Sarian

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clippy's coming for you⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And get them a a Pepsi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Het Pijnstillersparadijs: Europese Zelfbeheersing vs. Amerikaanse Pillenfeest⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve consistently voted towards better healthcare options, for all the good it’s ever done (read: not even a little bit.)

  There are dozens of us, dozens!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Batman uses Bat Spank!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What a picture, indeed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the vibe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me! Just one Pepsi!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First Words⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure they’re from Germany lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being an already decided voter in a swing state is swell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  867-5309

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get good.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It takes her only 2-3 repetitions to learn a new word, it’s wild. She’s super clever but also the doofiest dog I’ve ever seen, it’s hilarious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get good.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I speak to my dog in complete sentences which was a mistake because now she knows every synonym for park, walk, treats, and any time we’re referring to her even if we just say ‘her,’ ‘it,’ or ‘the hound.’ She even learned that any time we spell a word it’s related to something she likes and she goes bonkers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i stare it in the face every goddamn day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You know I hate to say I told you so

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Potatoes can do no wrong⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clipped it blud⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fs in the chat, bois

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very thankful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fair enough, it really does depend on how old the kids are, but the mental image was too funny to me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very thankful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘Hey kids, your mom won’t give daddy the nookie so I’ma head out now’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Picture⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Home… Home is where you wear your hat!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I did my best⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  New Oldsmobiles are in early this year

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm so sorry⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the worst thing I’ve seen in a week or so and the more you think about it the worse it gets. Congratulations on destroying my psyche, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Re-Evolved⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure he found a shitload of stuff that challenged that viewpoint.

  …and then proceeded to completely ignore it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Planet Of The Apes [spoilers]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah! They said it! They said the name of the movie!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dead I am the one, exterminating son⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Dragula was a drag racing car shaped like a coffin that Grandpa built in the 60’s TV show The Munsters. Not sure if that’s what the song is referring to, but given how much Rob Zombie likes old horror tv and movies and stuff, my guess is that’s the most likely reference.