Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Imagine walking around a field one day when suddenly a giant beam of lights pulls you up unto the sky, turns you over like a babe, and points you to a measuring device as you gasp for breath, and then suddenly - boom its over, you’re tossed not unkindly back into field where you pick yourself up and walk dazed and confused back home, wondering what the hell just happened and if it even happened at all.
Poor shark.
Aliens.
Kinda looks like it has a very unfortunate kind of moustache that went out of fashions for reasons that are very well related to dangers to humans.
Hitler Shark, doo doo do-do doo doo
I feel bad for laughing at this as hard as I did
Rip Charlie Chaplain
No sharks are known dangers to humans unless provoked or involved in an extremely rare accident.
They had to change it’s original name, the Hitler shark, after some unpleasantness in the 30s and 40s
Where is this screenshot taken from? Like which app/website?
That’s a Tumblr post.
Tumblr
Boop the black snoot!
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
He gets the jaws theme but played on the xylophone.
Uli@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
We’re gonna need a cuter boat.
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 3 weeks ago
I was imagining a kazoo orchestra, myself