Gradually_Adjusting
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world
- Comment on Planet of the apes: Beginning 1 hour ago:
I wonder if they’re hiring, that sounds way more relaxing than my bullshit email job
- Comment on Title of your s*x tape 1 hour ago:
This book shaped me.
- Comment on Anon tries running live USB Linux on his dad's computer 1 hour ago:
- Comment on Title of your s*x tape 1 hour ago:
“Filipinos are a warm, gentle, caring, giving people. Which is a good thing since so many of them carry concealed weapons.” - Neal Stephenson
- Comment on What would you do if your gym trainer is 5 minutes late? 1 day ago:
Ah, yeah that’s worth a remark. Maybe next time start without them in the car park as a joke. Hopefully they get the hint.
- Comment on What would you do if your gym trainer is 5 minutes late? 1 day ago:
Have you failed to factor in human fallibility to your cost-benefit analysis for this gym membership?
- Comment on newborn 2 days ago:
"not to my parents"ese
- Comment on Be nice 3 days ago:
Still worth it
- Comment on Palantir gets $10 billion contract from U.S. Army 3 days ago:
Knew a dude who worked there during their startup days. They told me Peter Thiel would wear double bluetooth earbuds way back when it was still considered immensely douchey to have even one.
What I’m trying to say is Thiel has always been an unbelievably worthless person. Fuck him and fuck Palantir.
- Comment on Be nice 3 days ago:
Don’t make me tap the sign
- Comment on Be nice 4 days ago:
You did say jokes were one of the options, and I didn’t get nearly funny enough to cope with my trauma by skipping a chance to get silly.
- Comment on Be nice 4 days ago:
I’d enjoy the topic at a less busy time of life. I’m being kept tired, distracted, and poor lately as a systematic form of oppressive totalitarian rule - and that’s just from my kid!
- Comment on Be nice 4 days ago:
Henceforth, $1 shall cost $1. Inflation solved.
- Comment on Back in my day this MF was .29 cents and was THICK with INGREDIENTS 5 days ago:
Important to note that restaurants don’t pay grocery store prices. I worked at a shop a couple decades ago that decided they had to grab ingredients at a grocery store due to Sysco stiffing them on some stock, and long story short no money was made that day.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 5 days ago:
His best is barely watchable, it’s incredible that he had a career at all
- Comment on erm what the heck 5 days ago:
YES
- Comment on Robert F. Kennedy Jr’s explanation for socializing with Jeffrey Epstein 5 days ago:
He’s such scum that he makes me judge Harvey Weinstein more harshly by association
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 5 days ago:
Genuinely bad suggestion, ought to be top comment. Everyone else is just doing lateral stuff that would actually make a great movie
- Comment on erm what the heck 5 days ago:
From good country ≠ good company
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
I wanted the comment to come off as more of a joke but it comes off like I’m problematizing or whatever
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Wasn’t coming after you, I think I meant to write this under someone else who was. Little distracted, my b
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Kinda hilarious how the most cis dude thing possible is to joke about becoming trans to gain the privileges of a woman.
- Comment on Old Man Guide to Grooming 1 week ago:
My entire body except for my crotch is in the red circle. And my eyebrows? Sometimes I like to brush them up so they look even more bushy
- Comment on They even got their own island 1 week ago:
Ah well, see the problem there is you’re not accounting for people who aren’t funny.
- Comment on 😭😭😭😭😭 1 week ago:
My wife would think of this way sooner than me tbh if we had a time machine
- Comment on First they came for steam, then they came for itch.io . 1 week ago:
That’s what I always wanted “DeFi” to be, a systematic replacement for the legions of evil old banks who have happily collaborated with the worst institutions of the last several centuries.
- Comment on They even got their own island 1 week ago:
I did say it was impressive lmao
If you want an actual opinion lemmy.world/comment/18414842
- Comment on They even got their own island 1 week ago:
Charitably: This is the kind of joke that only lands if your audience knows you’re 100% not a pedo.
- Comment on 😭😭😭😭😭 1 week ago:
Time to go gaze at a plant
- Comment on First they came for steam, then they came for itch.io . 1 week ago:
Such wisdom and vision, we should let these people have power over payment processors
